Bacharth Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 (edited) [b]Portland, Oregon, Pioneer Courhouse Square[/b] [center][img]http://www.fresnostatenews.com/archive/2007/04/Pioneer%20Square.jpg[/img] [left]A crowd had gathered in downtown Portland, awaiting the arrival of Chris Bogart and his platoon of Distopyan Special Forces. Around noon, a lone Dodge truck, followed by a few APCs rolled down Morrison Street, and the crowd began to cheer. The convoy stopped, and Chris was escorted by a squad of special guerrilla forces. "Former Tahoans, welcome to the Republic of Cascadia. I know a lot of you will take some time getting used to the way we Distopyans do things, but rest assured that we won't bug you while you're getting used to us. In fact, you'll notice that you will have more liberties than you did before. I don't like Police states. I hate them. Hell, just walking around with guys in uniforms makes me nervous, and it's probably because of my dealings with the cops. The first time I ever dealt with an SS officer was right over there, right outside of Nordstroms. I got hassled because I smelled like weed, which I did, so they thought I had some, which I did. I had learned how to hide weed effectively, thanks to Marc Emery, who is now the proud owner of the first Cascadian business, Distopyan Dank. "Now, friends, don't look at me as your liberator. I only planned my attacks. Instead, look to the soldiers of the many nations that helped secure your freedom. I am declaring the states of Washington, Oregon and Idaho to be the core of Cascadia, while half of British Columbia, and a small portion of Montana to be regions added on. "As for Crimea, as acting Distopyan Alpha, I will declare Crimea a province of the Slavic Federation "It won't be an easy task uniting us. There are still Tahoan troops waiting in the shadows to strike, so you will still see an increased police presence, and military grade rifles will be banned from use while we are still securing this land. For now, I declare you all Cascadian citizens, and soon, we'll have our first elections. So, party, the pot is on us!" Chris rose the Cascadian flag high above Pioneer Courthouse Square as soldiers passed out freshly rolled joints to the crowd. [center][img]http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/5720/cascadianflag.png[/img] [/center][/left][/center] Edited June 5, 2010 by Vince Sixx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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