Karl Martin Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 [i]Metz[/i] Hundreds of sad faces, on the verge of tears, looked at the coffin of Karl Martin von Hohenzollern, King of Burgundy, Normandy, Prussia, and the Netherlands. Yet there was one face that was calm. Friedrich Wilhelm von Hohenzollern turned around to go to his room, but before he went, he told Léon Degrelle, "Prepare the funeral at the momument." Messages were sent out to leaders, inviting them to the funeral of Karl Martin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 "The nation of Denmark spits on the grave of this... unredeemable character. Karl Martin does not deserve such honours as he is getting." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurius Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 In front of cameras airing it on all Athenian Channels the invitation was burned by the President personally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoot Zoot Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 The Invite was received by the Emperor who went ballistic and commented the following: "Why do the goddamn post office send me !@#$ in the mail, Ahh, ill shi in the free envelope and send it back!" But after Josephine shouting him to the floor for being so filthy he settled on wiping Jessicas bottom with it during a nappy change and sending it back to the sender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 A Sudanese Representative, in the form of Staff Sargent Mullawi Ondaluvi, is sent to this somber occasion. Despite the rancor surrounding this gentleman the Republic of Sudanese feels that a person's funeral ought to be respected. The Staff Sargent has been ordered to leave a wreath upon the grave and make a somber pray that Mr. Martin's afterlife is a peaceful one despite the turmoil he sowed upon the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uberstein Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 OOC: How are you controlling citizens in Metz? Doesn't Martens own that city? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 While the figure himself was controversial, the passing of any leader, however controversial their accomplishments, was to be an issue of solemnity. While the Queen and grand Duke were unable to attend, Australia had enough respect to send at least a mid-level diplomat to pay their respects at the funeral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordosaur94 Posted June 4, 2010 Report Share Posted June 4, 2010 After receiving the invitation, the Kaiser promptly put it under a small sculpture of a Tyrannosaurus on his dresser, eventually forgetting about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.