Persephone3 Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 [size=10pt][b]Principal Docmeister:[/b] Good Morning, Mustard Man High! This is your Principal, Mr. Docmeister. Before I hand the mic to your Student Council President, I want to remind you all that our Custodian, ENI, works very hard to keep this school and its facilities clean. If you are unable to use the restroom properly, you will have your restroom privileges restricted... It is VERY immature and frankly DISGUSTING to do your business on the floor or any other place besides the toilet. I am appalled that you little- *ahem* Anyhow, Here's Randomly Jim. [/size] [center][img]http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/5954/oldyearbooksmaller.jpg[/img] [i][size=8pt]The yearbook staff wasn't too good at alphabetical order, apparently.[/size][/i][/center] [size=10pt][b]Randomly Jim:[/b] Gooooood Morning, Mustard Manners! And thank you, Principal Docmeister for that "moving" announcement. As many of you know, we've been asking for volunteers for the annual Cable Day festivities. Unfortunately, due to budget cuts and Mothers Against Drunk Typing, we've had to cancel the keg stand competition and the Nuke-Nuke's-Mom contest. The bacon slide and drunk, err, DUNK tank will still be set up in the gym. Anyway, on to the announcements you've all been waiting for: The Prom Planning Committee has been hard at work counting votes and interviewing students. The theme... for this year's prom... will be... ZombiePocalypse! ZombiePocalypse narrowly beat out "Under the Sea," and the lesbian-eskimo theme, "Klondike." Hope you're ready for a prom so awesome, even death can't stop it! [/size] [center][img]http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/9083/foodanddrinks.jpg[/img] [i][size=8pt]The Freshman Class will be [s]served as[/s] serving the food and drinks.[/size][/i][/center] [size=10pt]Because of the uh, "incident" a couple proms ago, we're going to announce the Prom Court today.[/size] [center][img]http://www.farkistan.org/gallery/1674_01_06_10_7_40_36.jpeg[/img] [i][size=8pt]What happened next was enough to make your blood boil.[/size][/i][/center] [size=10pt]No surprise here! Yours Truly, THE Student Body President, has succeeded once again in proving that looks don't matter. I am honored to be the Mustard Man High Prom King! By my side as Prom Queen will be the curvy, gorgeous, sultry... RavingMainyYak! Your Student Body Speaker of the Council will be my Queen! Let's see... yes! The very squirrelly Tumultuous Papaya will be sharing the Royalty Table with us as a beautiful beautiful Princess![/size] [center][img]http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/4572/planningcommittee.jpg[/img] [i][size=8pt]From left to right: Back Row: bmckenna, Kahiel, recockulous, Randomly Jim, Raving MainyYak. Front Row: Fireguy, Tumultuous Papaya.[/size][/i][/center] [size=10pt]I know none of you are surprised by these results. Prom Royalty has always been a popularity contest, and the three of us are proof of that. In fact, most of you probably knew as early as the beginning of May that we would be the Prom Royalty. What really matters is the people behind the scenes. This year, the Prom Royalty wants to extend gratitude to the Prom Planning Committee for all of the great work they have done in bringing this extravagant dance together. The Planning Committee will be invited, for the first time ever, to sit at the Royalty Table and pretend they are just as popular and amazing as us! So give a round of applause for our Court Jesters: [b]Raving Mainy_Yak[/b] (Speaker of the Council) [b]bmckenna[/b] [b]Kahiel recockulous[/b] and [b]Fireguy[/b] Thanks for listening and have a great day![/size] [size="1"]God I hate this school so much. Why do I have to share the table with that bunch of c... Oh crap, is it still on? Hit the button you dumb f-[/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayreonaut Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 I for one welcome our new Zombie Overlords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred von Tirpitz Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 mhmm!! thats right guys, Farked again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoia Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Eye two well come are gnu Zombie Overlords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysandros Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Farked again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakamitai Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Was it really necessary to announce your erection to the world? I mean seriously, I could see it from way over here in the NPO. Anyway, congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Good to see recockulous back in gov, i knew he couldnt stay away that long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin McDonald Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Good to see fireguy back in gov, i knew he couldnt stay away that long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Fireguy Anyway, congratulations on the successful ele... er... erections O\ Hali? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 Fireguy is back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage3 Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 This is juvenile...that is why I love it. Congrats Fark on your Erections. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jekalle Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 My senior prom was a beach theme. This one should be much, much better. o/ Fark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fireguy15207 Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 (edited) [quote name='Kevin McDonald' date='01 June 2010 - 07:54 PM' timestamp='1275436477' post='2319794'] Good to see fireguy back in gov, i knew he couldnt stay away that long [/quote] [quote name='Uralica' date='01 June 2010 - 08:01 PM' timestamp='1275436893' post='2319801'] Fireguy Anyway, congratulations on the successful ele... er... erections O\ Hali? [/quote] [quote name='Mathias' date='01 June 2010 - 08:48 PM' timestamp='1275439693' post='2319856'] Fireguy is back. [/quote] I blame P3. I was perfectly content with semi-retirement, but she had to get back into gov't. and O\ Hali? my supporters. Edited June 2, 2010 by fireguy15207 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wouldestous Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 [color="#FF0000"]*wouldestous[/color] salutes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 [quote name='fireguy15207' date='02 June 2010 - 03:21 PM' timestamp='1275506467' post='2320722'] I blame P3. I was perfectly content with semi-retirement, but she had to get back into gov't. and O\ Hali? my supporters. [/quote] Personally i voted against you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpectreTehDestroyer Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 Someone explain to me why Tums is a guy in that picture. How could you Fark? Your own kind and you change their gender. Good going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bob the Glorious Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 What do you mean Spectre? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpectreTehDestroyer Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 [quote name='Jim Bob the Glorious' date='05 June 2010 - 05:17 AM' timestamp='1275711417' post='2324164'] What do you mean Spectre? [/quote] What I said was crystal clear. Read it again. And for god's sake, get it right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Miller Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 It's about enhancement, you know, for that certain part of an alliance? That's right, not just enhancement, [i]government[/i] enhancement! Gratz on teh erection, Fark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cable77 Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 [quote name='Persephone3' date='01 June 2010 - 10:10 AM' timestamp='1275401406' post='2319087']As many of you know, we've been asking for volunteers for the annual Cable Day festivities.[/quote] Am I invited to that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bob the Glorious Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 Tum's a dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goose Posted June 5, 2010 Report Share Posted June 5, 2010 [quote name='Jim Bob the Glorious' date='05 June 2010 - 12:20 PM' timestamp='1275762038' post='2324677'] Tum's a dude. [/quote] With a tail. Congratulations to my Farktacular friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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