Divi Filius Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 [center][img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/cybernations/images/f/f4/Fokflag.png[/img] [size="4"][b] FOK Announcement[/b][/center][/size] Greetings! [img]http://www.nohomers.net/images/smilies/leno.gif[/img] First off allow me to introduce myself: My name is [b]Divi Filius[/b] and I have been a member of the FOK Alliance since day one. In those three long years I have seen a fair share of idiots running the alliance. Tromp just finished his second horrible run, MikeTheIdiot has already won three elections and for some reason even ikMark was president at one point. I mean come on, ikMark... I could no longer take seeing these people running my awesome alliance into the ground, so I figured it was time to step up. However, since I have done absolutely nothing useful for my alliance in the past 3 years it was unlikely that I would win any election. So I bribed Kaduuk - the most prominent member of the election committee - and he handed me the victory. Finally someone with an IQ higher than that of a brick was [b]President of FOK[/b] and it was time to turn things around! Generally after the elections the FOK Presidents appoint their new ministers. I felt however that I didn't need anyone telling me what to do and decided to run the alliance by myself. Under my iron rule FOK would enter a new prosperous era of unprecedented growth, or something like that. So I deleted the Charter, banned a few members from Internal Restroom Communication (IRC) and censored any opposition. All seemed well. That was, until I heard reports of someone named 'sibren_tankbuster[FOK]afk' leading a popular revolt against my rule. At first I was not worried, since this sibren is known to fail at pretty much everything he does, but when CheeKy and even ArneS joined in I got worried. They all started to make fun of me, using the words I censored and changing the IRC topic all the time, despite me kicking them continously. My great reputation and my glorious empire were slowly being destroyed. Finally - after an epic struggle of 5 days - I could not take it any longer and gave in. With anything but pride I present the 4 people who will be helping me in crushing this horrible rebellion : [center] [b]Minister of Defense : feestaap1[/b] feestaap1 was a minister in the last government, so he makes mine look somewhat legitimate. [b]Minister of Internal Affairs : Volatile[/b] Volatile is someone new to government, so I have no idea who he is. [b]Minister of Economics : MutedFaith[/b] MutedFaith beat sibren_tankbuster[FOK]afk in the (rigged) elections for this position, so he is my new hero! [b]Minister of Foreign Affairs : oinkoink12[/b] The warpiggy needs no introduction. [/center] So now that I have convinced all of you that my rule is righteous and that you should ignore any cries for help from FOK, I will get back to [s]ruining[/s] running FOK and doing what I do best : annoying Mike. ~Divi Filius P.S. For anyone wondering where Ome Harry is at: latest reports indicate he is [url="http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/720641/f3df4b3f/en_nu_gaan_we_bouncen.html"]slowly going insane[/url]. P.P.S. Thanks to Tromp and the rest of the former goverment for all their hard work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elasticasteroid Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 (edited) Many lucks, kisses and most of all a frantic display of the diviplane: [code] __ \ \ _ _ ,---------------------------, \**\ ___\/ \...............| DIVI FILIUS HALLEE! | X*#####*+~~\_\ `---------------------------' o/\ \ \__\ [/code] Edited June 1, 2010 by elasticasteroid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kriekfreak Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Divi will lead FOK into a prosperous era. And with that I mean into the ground. I couldn't wish for anyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MutedFaith Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 [s]Good, now I can report to Sibren that our plan to overthrow the new dictator is working out just fine..[/s] *mindlessly hails Divi and his alliance* Also: LOL at the idiots voting me in govt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cataduanes Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Congratz to the President and the Ministers, no doubt FOK will continue to go from strength to strength. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banksy Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 I love that announcement o/ FOK <insert something witty to do with the FOK rebellion here> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred von Tirpitz Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 This smacks of a Goosnpiracy!!! Harry is not going insane... Where is he and what have you done with him? PS: Congratulations FOKkers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiphosis Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Read it all, . Congrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oOoMidooOo Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Great Announcement. o/ FOK o/ Democracy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daikos Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 A+ Announcement Best of luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oinkoink12 Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 What? I got Foreign Affairs? I thought I applied for Defense. Damn misclicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROMMELHSQ Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 [quote name='Divi Filius' date='01 June 2010 - 02:29 PM' timestamp='1275391778' post='2318986'] First off allow me to introduce myself: My name is [b]Divi Filius[/b] and I have been a member of the FOK Alliance since day one. In those three long years I have seen a fair share of idiots running the alliance. Tromp just finished his second horrible run, MikeTheIdiot has already won three elections and for some reason even ikMark was president at one point. I mean come on, ikMark... [/quote] I agree with you regarding the first, but not the other two. Congrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itseZe Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 So what did you bribe him with? Congrats and o/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derwood1 Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Congrats Divi Filius, I look forward to having a few beers with ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 This breath of fresh air rushing through the corridors of FOK is long overdue. All hail Divi Filius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Blitzer Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 congratz and good luck to your new government guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Congrats Divi! Not a bad announcement to start your term off with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpectreTehDestroyer Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Congrats FOK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janax Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Congrats on the election and to all those elected. Good luck with your new position Divi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valhala Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Congrats Divi May FOK [s]die[/s] prosper under your iron fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattski133 Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 i like it. o/ FOK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antonio Salovega VI Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 (edited) o/ FOK One could not ask for a finer crop of miscreants, scoundrels, cretins, degenerates and reprobates! I congratulate you all. Edited June 1, 2010 by Antonio Salovega VI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyNail Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Good luck Divi, I am pleased to see this and look forward to this new FOK revolution also, Congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin32891 Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Congrats on the new government FOK, and good luck with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Impero Romano Posted June 1, 2010 Report Share Posted June 1, 2010 Wait, I thought everyone in FOK had the IQ of a brick? Also, congrats to my dutch friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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