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[b][sub]OH YOU CAN'T SEE THIS IT IS SO CLASSIFED[/sub].[/b]


In the small, mountainside room of Por De Guaz, an unmarked, untold and secret mountainside village, a gathering of UI generals, top scientist, and Poya Raiz and Oceana was taking place. The room was deep in the mountain, and completely metal plated. Nuclear proof additions were going to be added soon. This was the room for secret projects. Starting with project Rising Sun.


UI Marshal of Land forces Leon Hid passed Poya Raiz a sheet containing the details of the project in a folder.


[quote][b]TOP SECRET. UNATHORIZED READERS WILL BE HANGED.[/b]

PROJECT NAME: RISING SUN.

PROJECT NUMBER:1

PROJECT LISTING: [color="#FF0000"]NUCLEAR[/color]

PROJECT DETAILS:

Nuclear Bomb research. Approximate funding: 200 billion. Approximate completion time: Unknown. Access to Uranium: Yes. Number of workers: 4000. Type: Thermonuclear Nuclear Yield: 50 Megatons. (!) Bomb length:8 meters. Bomb Diameter: 21 meters. Weight: 27,000 kilograms. Range: Approximately a radius of 35 kilometers.[/quote]

"This is basic. We will collect more over researching."
"What does...what does Unknown time completion mean?"
"We do not know when it will be completeed, sir. It may take decades."

OOC: I am allowed to develop, but not yet create.

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[size="7"]STILL EVER SO CLASSIFIED!!!!1[/size]


"Sir, we are toning the bomb down. 50 Mega Tons seems much, don't you think? I say 500 KT."

Poya Raiz took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes. "What ever you sya. Just leave me alone."

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"Another idea

Here is the folder, sir:"


[quote]TOP SECRET:


O-1 Super heavy tank.

Specs:

Four Browning MGs, two on sides and one up front, one on back. Two Vulcan M1 Miniguns, one on back adn one on front. Two turrets, one on top and one regular turret. Crew size: 10-15. Weight: 50 tons. Type: Infrantary attack vehicle, anti air.[/quote]

"You kidding. Nearly 1 million dollars in funding and this is what you come up with? Let me see the prototype." Poya said, rubbing his temples and sighing. You see, it had been a long year being president, and this wasn't helping. These scientist were absolutely brainless.

"Well, we'll see what we can do. Keep that in mind.

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OH IT IS CLASSIFIED FOREVER AND EVER!

"Sir, before we create a nuclear waepon I believe we should plan a biological weapon. What do you sya? We cna stuff if with either chlorine, toxic waste or VX. You think we should?"

"Definetly. Start production immediatley.

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