Commander Kwan Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 (edited) [center] [u][b]CNN World News[/b][/u] 10:49 PM [/center] [u][b]Anchor -[/b][/u] Good evening folks! Tonight we interrupt your regular broadcasting to bring you startling news. As I'm sure of all our viewers know, an ongoing situation with the Nebraska rebels has waged for the last 6 months. For those that are unfamiliar with this issue, I will briefly explain. About 6 months ago a small cell of self described "freedom fighters" announced their choice to leave the United States. Supposedly this entire cell was residing in a small town in Nebraska. They announced this via face book, with most taking it as a joke. This joke fell apart quickly however, after it was made public that the group had developed a tactical nuclear weapon. We'd now like to bring you footage of the original video which it was revealed they had this weaponry. [url="http://yfrog.com/16kwancj"]TV News Screenshot[/url] [i](New video begins. A photo of Commander Kwan is shown, along with his voice playing in the background.)[/i] [url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GBSz-tqrLM4/SZsl-CGSByI/AAAAAAAABO4/VDFa3VX7NWQ/s320/red+beret+ManWithRedBeret.jpg"]Picture of Commander Kwan[/url] [b][u]Man[/b][/u] - Good evening America! As many of you know, and for those that don't, I am Commander Kwan. I speak to you tonight to announce something great. As we all know, things in this "great" country of ours aren't going so well. A recession, jobs are scarce, and our personal freedoms are constantly invaded. Well fellow Americans, I am here today to announce something great. I intend to announce officially, the nation of Gravatus Populus; residing in current Nebraska will leave the United States. Obviously, this isn't something that would normally be accepted by our corrupt government, but that is where our part lies. You see fellow Americans and US Government, we have managed to get our hands on a tactical nuclear weapon. We aren't going to tell you where this weapon is, just know if you fail to comply with our demands for our own nation of 500 x 500 miles, we WILL detonate this weapon in DC, and we will also go as far as to say there may be more like it. Please, call your senators, call your government for your own sake. For if you citizens don't speak up it will be your own fault when you become collateral damage. This is Commander Kwan, over and out. [b][u]Anchor[/u][/b] - Well I'm sure we can all remember how disturbing that video is, but what is also more disturbing is the fact that recent news has come that one of these devices was tested in the Atlantic ocean, as a sample of what could happen in America. Further more, the US Government has decided to accept these terms, and grant sovereignty to this nation. We here at CNN believe this is a sad day for America, and that this might just signal the beginning of the end for us as a nation. We will now have our political analysts begin to speak on this tragic event. Edited May 25, 2010 by Commander Kwan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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