gowfanatic Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 (edited) [QUOTE] [center][b][SIZE=5]A Joint DoW Between TYR and PPO (We Decided to Save Pixels)[/size][/b] [IMG]http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c153/lexynia/CN/PPOflag.png[/img] [IMG]http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c153/lexynia/CN/TYR-Flag-1-1.jpg[/img][/center] It has hereby been decided that the drunken Pirates of PPO and the poledancing vikings of TYR have to settle a score thousands of years in the making. It started with a simple dare on IRC as seen in the following logs in which gowfanatic of TYR and Mattmammoth of PPO decided to test each others spy strength. It was claimed to be done out of friendship, and gowfanatic was given warning of a potential Spy attack, thus the PIAT conditions were fulfilled, and we don't have to cancel it (which is good, because we don't want the force to win). Logs and screen shot of the spy op (Gowfanatic being the better spy, was not caught however... Or it might be because he had a large number of spies and a Pentagon, and Matt only had considerably less spies...).: [QUOTE]20:12 Mattmammoth|PPO •hmm I have a [Insert Percentage Here] operation odds if I spy on gow 20:12 gowfanatic• lol 20:12 gowfanatic • do it! 20:12 gowfanatic•ill spy on you if you spy on me 20:14 Mattmammoth|PPO •did you get a spy message?[/QUOTE] [These logs had the spy op odds edited out for secrecy purposes >.>] [IMG]http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w108/gowfanatic/Random/screen.jpg[/img] Gow was mighty impressed with his spy op success that he called PPO "the scums of the earth." Lanna tried to use her womanly powers, and be the voice of reason. However both PPO and TYR were too drunk to realize what a good idea she presented. With this, it was decided that the only way to solve this predicament was to go to war. PPO would enter TYR's port at dawn (hehe, enter TYR's port). However, after Warmongrel introduced both alliances to Scrabble, it was decided that the war would be better fought through words... AND THUS STARTED [size=5][b]The Battle of the Drubkest[/b][/size] [Ummm, its supposed to be "drunkest"... but well, I guess that works too.] [b]Conditions of the War:[/b] 1. Both alliances shall send forth their best champions to play in 2v2 matches of Scrabble. 2. The player with the highest score, wins for the alliance they represent. 3. If more than 2 players from each alliance wish to play (for example, 4 from each), a second 2v2 match will be set up, and the same for 8 players, and so on. 4. If there is an uneven number of representatives, the alliance may vote/choose 1 player to play 2 rounds (obviously not at the same time as that would be difficult for a drubken prerson... erm, drunken person.). 5. In the case of more than one 2v2 match-up, the alliance with the most victories will win the war. 6. In the case of a tie, a final, scrabble to the death (similar to a fight to the death) match will occur between the best players of each alliance. [b]Terms:[/b] In the event that PPO should win the Scrabble war, TYR members who participated in the war/game must place "PPO Booty" in their nation bio's for one whole week. No more, no less. In the event that TYR should win the Scrabble war, PPO members who participated in the war/game must place "Our booty belongs to TYR" in their nation bio's for one whole week. Once again, no more, no less. [b]Signatures:[/b] Both PPO and TYR tried to sign this, but the rum was too strong... and we kind of lost the pen... [/quote] Edit - Removed top secret info about spies... Edited May 14, 2010 by gowfanatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haven for Peace Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 The last thing I wanna do is fight on the opposite side of my former alliance, but in this case, it must be done. Onward, Parrot Pirates! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gowfanatic Posted May 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 (edited) Edit - It should also be mentioned that neither alliance will be activating treaties. And o/ TYR Edited May 14, 2010 by gowfanatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hippy Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Congrats to PPO and TYR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurunin Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 o/ PPO you damned Zombies are going down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haven for Peace Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 [quote name='Lurunin' date='13 May 2010 - 09:34 PM' timestamp='1273804473' post='2297496'] o/ PPO you damned Zombies are going down [/quote] That's right! You know why? 'Cause us pirates look better on top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingervites Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 [quote name='Star Gazing' date='13 May 2010 - 07:35 PM' timestamp='1273804541' post='2297497'] That's right! You know why? 'Cause us pirates look better on top. [/quote] You bet TYR get ready to be Pirate Booty o/ Pirates of the Parrot Order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ejayrazz Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Ninjas are better than pirates and vikings. Jus' saying. (Congratulations) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acca Dacca Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Go TYR. Do it, you wont. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haven for Peace Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 [quote name='Ejayrazz' date='13 May 2010 - 09:42 PM' timestamp='1273804932' post='2297504'] Ninjas are better than pirates and vikings. Jus' saying. [/quote] Lies and slander. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gowfanatic Posted May 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 [quote name='Star Gazing' date='13 May 2010 - 10:45 PM' timestamp='1273805112' post='2297508'] Lies and slander. [/quote] I agree... Even if you are a pirate who will be beaten at scrabble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurunin Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 [quote name='Star Gazing' date='13 May 2010 - 10:35 PM' timestamp='1273804541' post='2297497'] That's right! You know why? 'Cause us pirates look better on top. [/quote] this would be so much better if you didnt still have "TYR" as your AA on CN forums XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haven for Peace Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 [quote name='Lurunin' date='13 May 2010 - 09:46 PM' timestamp='1273805189' post='2297510'] this would be so much better if you didnt still have "TYR" as your AA on CN forums XD [/quote] Haha, changing. And Gow, just watch me win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gowfanatic Posted May 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 [quote name='Star Gazing' date='13 May 2010 - 10:54 PM' timestamp='1273805675' post='2297515'] And Gow, just watch me win. [/quote] I'm making sure we get matched up together now >=D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingervites Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Darn vikings, you shall BECOME MY BOOTY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Hoopdy the 1st Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 What is this....I don't even... Oh I give up. I would explain why this is a terrible idea, but after sitting through the courting stage on irc, I find I can't deny the love affair. You are perfect for each other. Fake edit: Pirates are far more fun than ninjas. Unless it's Snake Eyes. I will knife fight you about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caligula Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Congratulations from your friends at the Emm Ach Aye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jar Jar Binks Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 I volunteer myself to be of service to my alliance by representing TYR in a scrabble match Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haven for Peace Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 [quote name='gowfanatic' date='13 May 2010 - 09:56 PM' timestamp='1273805795' post='2297516'] I'm making sure we get matched up together now >=D [/quote] Pssft. You wanna be humiliated? Fine with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingervites Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 your gonna get killed Gow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cormalek Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 I can sense the blood that will be spilled over this already... [font=sans-serif][size=2][i]If you want to cause a break up amongst people, put them in a house without a TV or the news or anything like that, give them a Scrabble board and [b]no[/b] dictionary. Watch the sparks fly![/i][/size][/font] [font=sans-serif][size=2][i] [/i][/size][/font] [font=sans-serif][size=1]Fake [/size][b][size=1]edit[/size][/b][size=1]s are "in" :Plus - wasn't what EJ wrote a dare? Pirrates and vikings v ninjas?[/size][/font] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tautology Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Congratulations to both of you, and go vikings! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukcia Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Pretty harsh reps in my opinion. I look forward to seeing how this pans out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voytek Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Zombie Vikings vs. Pirate Parrots. Whoever wins, humour loses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingervites Posted May 14, 2010 Report Share Posted May 14, 2010 Booo you stink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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