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The Warrior eye test time


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Eyesight is an undervalued sense in TE. Nobody seems to care too much about the state of their eyes, yet without good sight it's impossible to give the gobby person in front of you the stabbing they deserve. Here at the Warriors we care very much about our eyes. So it pains us deeply to discover that so many people are showing classic signs of poor eyesight.

Firstly, a guy I shall name 'Barcus the Great' in order to protect his idenity, has mis-read the line "the Warriors have no treaties with anyone" as "the Warriors love TPC very dearly and have a treaty with them". Furthermore, if the warriors were psychologists, we would be very concerned with his paranoia. Annoyingly, this has caused the Warriors to be lumped in with alliances we have no ties with and the machinations people have against them.

Secondly, large numbers of people in the alliances of AoD and SMUG have revealed themselves to have poor eyesight. Apparently they have managed to confuse the word "Warriors" with the words "The Phoenix Cobras". This is so confusing as both names are so dissimilar and as AoD and SMUG have declared war on TPC, we would have thought they would be putting extra special attention to make sure they attacked the correct people.

Fortunately, we at the Warriors have developed a cure for poor eyesight. It can be spread by plane, by cruise missile, by tank and by soldier and we shall be forcably delivering this cure to AoD and SMUG.

tl;dr: the Warriors are now at war with AoD and SMUG

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Wait...What? You guys are now the Warriors because you are no longer The Phoenix Cobras?

No- really. Let me get this straight. The concept is much too crazy to understand.

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