TheFlyingLobster Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 (edited) [center][img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100429225508/cybernations/images/3/31/Europaflag1.png[/img] Hey. You. With the computer. You looking for an alliance? Maybe you're free floating. Tired of the same, boring, monotony at your current alliance? Don't feel like being weighed down by an alliance that has silly "rules" and expects you to have "trial periods" and "help people"? Are you an older nation? A more "advanced" nation? An "elite" nation? You mad, brah? Would you like to spend your free time talking to an active user-base about how much your particular home town/state/providence/country sucks, Kool-Aid, Alchemy, and what Mainstream News Anchors you find attractive? Are you a bad enough dude to [u]join [b]Europa[/b][/u]? Join Europa, seriously, brah. Europa is an alliance catering to the more "elite" crowd. Unless specifically approved by our triumvirate of "Ayatollahs", or vouched for by a current member, we have several admissions requirements: 1. Must be over 999.99 infrastructure 2. Must be over 200 technology 3. Must have a nation that is over 100 days old 4. Must have been in at least one legitimate alliance in the past (over 10 members) [b]** We can be lenient with this. We just like to know you're not a total newbie **[/b] The only real rule in Europa is that we'd like to see your smiling face grace our humble halls once week or so. Make one post on the forum. Log onto IRC for a second. Something, other than that, it's all up to you. So come on down to Europa. We're so lonely... [url="http://s1.zetaboards.com/CN_Europa/index/"](Forums, broheim)[/url][/center] Edited May 1, 2010 by TheFlyingLobster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlyingLobster Posted May 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 Also, a little fun-fact about Europa: 1 out of 9 members of Europa are doctors. With PhD's and educations and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 Also, with three different flavors of Ayatollah, Europa is the best tasting faux-Islamic Republic on the whole of Planet Bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlyingLobster Posted May 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 4 out of 5 dentists agree, Europa is awesome, that 5th dentist was a phony. He didn't even have a degree! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted May 1, 2010 Report Share Posted May 1, 2010 And everybody knows you must have a degree to make a decree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlyingLobster Posted May 2, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 Join Europa, it's what Nicholas Cage would do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarikmo Posted May 2, 2010 Report Share Posted May 2, 2010 What is this thread and why isn't it being bumped more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 Asking questions about this thread is prohibited, pinko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack IV Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 This needs bumped more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vielwerth Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Here is my shoulder bumping. Make sure you at least see our sexy forums, what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack IV Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 ^What he said http://s1.zetaboards.com/CN_Europa/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack IV Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 (edited) Join up now! We want you Edited May 23, 2010 by Kongo Jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonathanB Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 (edited) we have changed our requirements to just being able to breath and having a nation for a short time only so join while its open Edited June 3, 2010 by JonathanB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luckao Posted June 3, 2010 Report Share Posted June 3, 2010 Europa League? No? Okay... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack IV Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 We have our own doctor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PakAttack Posted June 15, 2010 Report Share Posted June 15, 2010 BUMP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack IV Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 BUMP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Europa-- Now 99 Percent hormone free! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted July 12, 2010 Report Share Posted July 12, 2010 Join the Catvolution. Join Europa. [img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs013.ash2/33992_1462072824812_1023206404_31294136_3035406_n.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demi Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 Application posted. HELL YEAH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack IV Posted July 13, 2010 Report Share Posted July 13, 2010 [quote name='Demi' date='13 July 2010 - 01:28 PM' timestamp='1279042065' post='2369402'] Application posted. HELL YEAH. [/quote] Welcome Demi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFlyingLobster Posted July 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2010 You look at Europa and you have one question, "Is it a cat?". Yes. Yes it is. Europa - It's a cat. Also, now over 1 million NS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted July 15, 2010 Report Share Posted July 15, 2010 3.1% of all Europa members are doctors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack IV Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 Europa, Now with more cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted July 16, 2010 Report Share Posted July 16, 2010 Europa, now with less Deebo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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