Natan Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 [img]http://www.umbrella-alliance.com/style_emoticons/genmaycnsmilies/littleboots.png[/img] [center][img]http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/8499/umbird.png[/img][/center] I come here today not to lecture you on stories of empires past, or to give a statement on the status of HisK in my alliance. I will not be telling you of a triumphant return, though stay tuned for that. This is a story of how my life got flip, turned upside down so I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I’ll tell you about how I became the Queen of Umbrella. I used to lurk in the shadows, hangout with the wrong crowds. I would go to discos where only the dead dance. I lived in a kill and be killed world, people did it only for the thrill. The rain kept falling and that is when I was shown the light, an alternate way of dealing with everything. I was given my first parasol. Now I stand under my parasol on a distant hill and while I look over Planet Steve I can not imagine more formidable opponents or a better group of people to stand among to battle these people. I watch over those with dreams of glory on the battle field, those with imaginations filled with economic formulas, those praying to almighty admin to have the banner they hold high above their heads in battle available for all to use to display. All of this dreaming is nothing compared to what my head has concocted for this planet. It will be more than any of you, even collectively could imagine. I dream of a world where the sun shines forever. Umbrella will usher in a new age not even your fickle minds could imagine. Let today, April the 27th, go down in history as the day the second Chicxulub asteroid hit this planet. We're going to start an empire more successful than any that have ever been seen before. We'll be here for rounds to come, here to be the most dominant and shaping force this world has even known. You will only get a taste of what we can crank out this round, the full meal will still be yet to come. Umbrella is situated on the blue sphere and has an open door policy. Nations wanting to join, diplomats wanting to chill out, come and visit, we are expecting you: http://www.umbrella-alliance.com/. The vaunted parasol will protect us all! Glory be to the parasol! Glory be to Umbrella! Long live the Queen! [center][b][u]Signed,[/b][/u] [i]Little Boots Queen of Umbrella Synths Ain't Nuthin' to $%&@ With[/i][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillerKoel Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 Sexy Queen with a Parasol. There is just too much Umbrella for SE... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADude Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 oh..a SE to TE jump, i just hope this last longer then some of the others we have seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrie Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 (edited) Welcome. This place is a lot more fun. Good luck. Also... Be careful how many you bring with you. TE seems to frown on huge alliances. Ask Ordo. Salute! EDIT: Had to add an "also" Edited April 28, 2010 by Ferrie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul711 Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 Welcome to the fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frostfirefox Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 Make yourself at home, towels are in the closet, don't die, and have fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimKongIl Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 [quote name='Natan' date='27 April 2010 - 09:11 PM' timestamp='1272420676' post='2277983'] [img]http://www.umbrella-alliance.com/style_emoticons/genmaycnsmilies/littleboots.png[/img] We're going to start an empire more successful than any that have ever been seen before. We'll be here for rounds to come, here to be the most dominant and shaping force this world has even known. [/quote] Good luck. Glad to see some new blood in TE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Taeper Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 [quote name='Natan' date='28 April 2010 - 03:11 AM' timestamp='1272420676' post='2277983'] [img]http://www.umbrella-alliance.com/style_emoticons/genmaycnsmilies/littleboots.png[/img] We're going to start an empire more successful than any that have ever been seen before. We'll be here for rounds to come, here to be the most dominant and shaping force this world has even known. [/quote] More successful than Lafayette even?? Always good to see another alliance in the top 10. Good luck guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HisK Owns You Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Let's start a thread without my name in it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul711 Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Welcome to the fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scytale Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 So, does that mean Hisk is the DJ? ;-) Welcome to TE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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