Franz Ferdinand Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 [center][img]http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/3455/questionmark300x299.jpg[/img] "Denmark has lost the greatest politician of all time, Vega who has mysteriously disappeared. As a result, Vega's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate has taken over the running of the nation. He has been flown in from the glorious nation of Novak where he was teaching the natives how to rule their nation correctly, who their true friends are and how to destroy the enemies of the state. As a result, he is perfect for the most desired role in the world and will surely be a most excellent world leader, maybe even surpassing the great figures of Franz Ferdinand and Vega. Of course, the name of this politician is shrouded with mystery yet in a few hours or so, we shall know the identity of this great person who shall lead us into a era of peace and tranquillity while peacefully crushing all of those who oppress our great people!" [/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The FSM Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Sicily eagerly awaits the announcement of who will be leading Denmark in the coming years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Carnoly Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 It will be interesting to see who will it will be! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoot Zoot Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 The Canadian Empire congratulates Denmark on finding a new leader and waits in anticipation to find out who they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 NTR waits patiently to find out who the new leader is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthey Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 "So you are allowing a distant non-relative of the previous ruler, who has spent years advising and living with the people of a foreign power take over? Despite the deep questions this raises, I will simply say I hope it turns out well for you..." -HRH Michael Atrevier, Crown Prince of Greater Pacifica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 "Where is Denmark?" asks a bored person on the street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 "We watch this with mild interest." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Nova Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 (edited) "This man from Novak was convicted of drunken disorderly conduct every night for the last 20 years; he is hardly a teacher of men or women." Edited April 28, 2010 by Voodoo Nova Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 "This man from Novak was also convicted of molestation of underage children thirteen years ago; it is rumored he is next in line to be the Pope." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 "I heard this man from Novak likes eating curry vindaloo, he can't be all that bad." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoot Zoot Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 I heard this man from Novak doesnt shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uberstein Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark." -Unrelated quote from Finnish Shakespeare Fan Club. --------- The Republic of Finland questions the democratic principles of this assigned leadership. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordosaur94 Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 The Reich wonders who will become Denmark's new leader... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 "The man now in charge of Denmark allegedly was arrested two years before the Carthaginian child-molestation in the Republic of Drakoria for possession and use of heroin, aggravated assault, sexual assault, attempted murder, and possession of a Furby." -HRH King James II Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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