Xerxer Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 (edited) [center][img]http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo151/Xerxer17/bloodlust.png[/img] [Size=5]A Message from his Divine Holiness, Xerxer[/size] Today I stand before the world as a disciple of the Cyberverse. I speak to you all in regards to a great plague that has infected the purity of our world, the righteousness of our society. The horrors of the moral and physical decay of our people originates from a tainted entity who has long since lost their way. An entity that has always claimed to be a beacon of truth and justice, but has long since turned to the path of cowardice and sin. Brothers and Sisters of the Cyberverse, this horrid plague I speak of is the Grand Global Alliance. For far too long have they been able to desecrate the holy grounds the Almighty Admin has provided for his pure children, you and me. The Grand Global Alliance mocks our faith in the Almighty and our humble ways with their continued existence. The impurities have tainted the minds of their members, turning them into the mindless thralls we know today. This all corrupting influence must be purged if The Almighty’s Children wish to continue to live in peace. Our lives are threatened, and we must respond. I have dedicated the resources of my nation to act on behalf of the Almighty as his Enforcer of purity and justice. No longer will I allow the World’s most dangerous plague to continue to cause decay in the minds of our future generations. Now is the time to secure our future for the good of the Almighty, and in his name I lay my saber upon the throats of our common enemy for freedom, purity and justice. Let this beast die to prevent the continued dishonorable masquerade that claims to be the Grand Global Alliance. For far too long have the Grand Global Alliance been allowed to plague our world and our minds unchecked. For far too long have their leaders distorted and tainted the vision the Almighty had for our world. For too long they have grown like vines; wrapping, smothering, choking, [b]feeding[/b] off the virtues of other, more respectable entities. The hatred I harbor for those in charge of the desecration runs deep in my veins. So deep it has developed into a loathing. A terrible, destructive [b]lust[/b]. Bloodlust. [/center] EDIT: Surrender terms are as follows: 1.) Each Grand Global Alliance nation in my range will fight me, and eat at least 3 'Holy Missiles'. 2.) Every Grand Global Alliance nation will place the song "I'm a little teapot." In their Nation bios. 3.) You will agree to unconditional surrender. (WHAT NOW RAMIRUS? HUH? WHAT THE @#%@ NOW?) 4.) You will like it. Edited April 26, 2010 by Xerxer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ejayrazz Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 (edited) May you fight with the strength of 10 grown men. Edited April 27, 2010 by Ejayrazz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementual Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Dude what are you even talking about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Jackson Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Why did I read this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ejayrazz Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 [quote name='Dementual' date='26 April 2010 - 12:13 AM' timestamp='1272255189' post='2275578'] Dude what are you even talking about [/quote] He is an angel sent from God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Haven't GGA been through enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desperado Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 [img]http://i39.tinypic.com/5200pk.jpg[/img] This man has won. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodFury Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 o/ Bloodlust Good luck on your crusade Xerxer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NLights Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 I am [b]confused[/b] At any rate, have [b]fun[/b] with your shenanigans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Impero Romano Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 [quote name='Ejayrazz' date='26 April 2010 - 05:14 AM' timestamp='1272255237' post='2275581'] He is an angel sent from God. [/quote] To punch GGA in the face apparently. Good luck Xerxer, though I don't see how you'll need any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 May your candle light the way for the rest of us who walk the path. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 [quote name='Ejayrazz' date='26 April 2010 - 04:14 AM' timestamp='1272255237' post='2275581'] He is an angel sent from God. [/quote] Ejayrazz, your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ejayrazz Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 [quote name='The Pansy' date='26 April 2010 - 12:21 AM' timestamp='1272255685' post='2275605'] Ejayrazz, your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery! [/quote] Your birth certificate is an apology letter from my nation's condom factory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duncan King Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Have fun, I guess. Interesting flag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Ejay, you are the angel here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethb Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 A worthy cause indeed. Godspeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred von Tirpitz Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Find me, when this is over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Godspeed dear Xerxer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mary the Fantabulous Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 (edited) It seems to me that now is the time for thee to [i][b]repent thy sins.[/b][/i] Say thee now, those ernest in repentence: We have erred and strayed from thy ways. We have followed too much the devices and desires of our own minds. We have offended against thy laws. We have left undone those things which ought to have been done, and we have done those things that ought be left undone. O Lord, have mercy upon us. Spare those, O God, who confess their faults. Restore those who are penitent, and grant, O Lord, that we may hereafter live a godly and righteous life to the glory of thy name. Have fun, dude. Edited April 26, 2010 by Mary the Fantabulous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blind Murder v2 Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 o/ Xerxer This actually made me lol. Down with the plague! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desperado Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 [quote name='Dementual' date='26 April 2010 - 12:13 AM' timestamp='1272255189' post='2275578'] Dude what are you even talking about [/quote] If you participate in this escapade you will surely earn your Level 9 Repenting Badge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marneus Calgar Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Terms made me lol. Good luck and so forth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyrinx Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 The funny thing is that Xerxer, at an NS of 62,486.242, has a higher NS than all but 1 GGA nation. In fact, Xerxer is only in range of the top 3 GGA nations as of now. Depending on how Xerxer's warchest is he could cause serious damage to GGA's upper tier. Would be cool if Xerxer would tell us his WC level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred von Tirpitz Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 You can bet his Warchest is upto scratch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iMatt Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 (edited) Going out with a bang on GGA was 'cool' over a year and a half ago, stop living in the past man! Edited April 26, 2010 by iMatt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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