Mandellav Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 (edited) [center][img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/cybernations/images/8/82/EmpireflagVersion2JPEG.jpg[/img][/center] [center][font="Franklin Gothic Medium"][size="6"]Treaty Cancellation[/size][/font][/center] Today, I exclaim my potent displeasure with a collective of nations we mistook for dear friends and allies. The Heroes of the Union entered a covenant with =LOST= two years ago, a covenant ordained by the Mon Calamari Gods of Aqua. Forlornly, this covenant can no longer be supported. The HoTU forums are no longer accessible, their IRC channel is non-existent, and their leadership cannot be contacted. The members of =LOST= will no longer tolerate such a degradation of honor and respect. In accordance with our will, because no cancellation clause graces the Bottom Feeders of the Aquarium PIAT, we hereby give notice that this covenant is null and void. [center][img]http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/3377/flag2m.png[/img][/center] [center][font="Franklin Gothic Medium"][size="6"]Recognition of Cold War[/size][/font][/center] [center][img]http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs122.snc3/16962_836760353390_923731_47645229_464160_n.jpg[/img][/center] In the month of June, the 2nd year of our Bob, =LOST= entered into a pact of brotherhood with several alliances, forming the Lolercoaster: The Complaints & Grievances Union ®. Two months later, two of those brothers bonded together to form a bigger brother, kind of like a Voltron of sorts, and this bigger Voltron-like brother came to be known as Athens. Voltronic Athens began to suck up new members like a giant spermicidal sponge with various high profile mergers. Our disgust for the ilk that is Athens festers in the egregious insult of neglect. Athens neglected to offer =LOST= the opportunity to merge into them. This day, =LOST= takes a stand. We will not be disrespected in this manner any longer. We will not be treated as equals with such blatant recognition of our sovereignty. We are weaker and therefore worthy of at least one merge offer that we would handily turn down. In honor of our pact with C&G, in particular, Article I...we hereby declare a Cold War against the alliance known as Athens. We shall show no mercy in posturing along the demilitarized zone and we will brutally not let our nuclear weapons fall from the skies upon their heads. But we will spread rumors through propaganda pamphlets and cheesy public service announcements to make Athens think that our tanks will roll across the demilitarized zone and our nuclear missiles will fall in a haze of radioactive fury at an arbitrary time. In accordance with Article II of the C&G treaty, we shall offer our assistance and aid in the conflict to Athens when needed, and will with great prejudice not attack ourselves in their defense. This is a Cold War that will tear CnG apart, if only to bring us together. May Bob have mercy on their souls, much like we will. Signed, [img]http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/6503/sigblock.jpg[/img] [center][img]http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/6794/starwarspropagandaposte.jpg[/img][/center] tl;dr =LOST= legitimately cancels its treaty with Athens and recognizes a state of Cold War to be fought via propaganda in the court of public opinion. Edited April 17, 2010 by Mandellav Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotillion Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Curse those Athenian scum! o/ =LOST=, true leaders of C&G! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsoxbronco1 Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 (edited) I request that no Athens Forum members below the rank of "Z-Foreigner" post in this thread. EDIT: http://www.hotu.smfnew.com/ Still up and running Edited April 17, 2010 by rsoxbronco1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Corrupt Teacher Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Athens you've done it now. =LOST= best of luck in your cold war take down that Athenian scum. Especially Rsox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Londo Mollari Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Best CnG announcement I've seen in a LONG time. o/ =LOST= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandellav Posted April 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 [quote name='rsoxbronco1' date='17 April 2010 - 03:08 PM' timestamp='1271531299' post='2264052'] I request that no Athens Forum members below the rank of "Z-Foreigner" post in this thread. EDIT: http://www.hotu.smfnew.com/ Still up and running [/quote] Not only does Athenian leadership have the unrighteous fortitude to restrict the outward communication of its members, but then it has the audacity to re-fashion forums of an alliance long non-existent? This monster truly needs to be repressed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Louis the II Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 I didn't get it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krull Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 I've never heard of you guys. Are you new? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninmeister Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 I wish you luck in defeating those Athens !@#$%^&*. I look forward to a bloc wide cold war and the following love fest after it is resolved. Also good job on dumping those HotU jerks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Is there a point to the Athens cold war that I'm not getting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kill Joy Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 heh, get some =LOST= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Death to JGoods. Good luck, =LOST= in your most righteous crusade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laserwolf Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 (edited) EDIT: ha ha ha I got it now. Double edit: good luck to you both. Edited April 17, 2010 by Laserwolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banksy Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 o/ =LOST= Defeat those Athenian scum. We will endeavour to cancel on both of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taget Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Those Athenians are bad news with their funny togas and mergers. I trust we'll be seeing cheesy 1950's style propaganda, shady secret guerilla armies, and of course an MKULTRA program to study the potential uses of hallucigenics to defeat the enemy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KagetheSecond Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Go get them, =LOST=. You shall surely prevail against the Athenian scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilyn Caster Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 (edited) [quote name='King Louis the II' date='17 April 2010 - 03:18 PM' timestamp='1271531916' post='2264067'] I didn't get it..... [/quote] [quote name='King Puffington' date='17 April 2010 - 03:08 PM' timestamp='1271531286' post='2264051'] o/ =LOST=, true leaders of C&G! [/quote] All you really need to know mate We shall not allow such a blatant offense to our :smug:ness; Athens shall pay. Our propaganda will strike fear at the very heart of the beast that is now called Athens; their shops will close, their women will cower, their bowels will unclench. A truly dark and odious time for the Athenian people. o/ =LOST=, onward to victory over tyranny! [center][IMG]http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo203/DevilynCaster/ATHENSLOSTPERSONALSPACE.jpg[/IMG][/center] Edited April 18, 2010 by Devilyn Caster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nippy Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 God, I love =LOST=....you guys couldn't have posted a more perfect announcement. Keep up the good work. Athens....you guys are kinda slippin', man....what's going on over there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rrkilledme Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 o/ THIS IS =LOST=!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwoody Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 Yay for joke announcements! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilyn Caster Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 [quote name='bigwoody' date='17 April 2010 - 08:46 PM' timestamp='1271551600' post='2264434'] Yay for joke announcements! [/quote] excuse me, we are very serious about our Cold War. Seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hombre de Murcielago Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 [img]http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/a6de7d1b0cca4df6cc516aaa276489ea.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banksy Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 Epic article, Hombre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jgoods45 Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 Oh God, you guys are completly epic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 [quote name='Banksy' date='18 April 2010 - 01:14 AM' timestamp='1271571265' post='2264697'] Epic article, Hombre [/quote] Agreed full of win, I'm giggling at the headline of the second article like a little girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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