LegendoftheSkies Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 (edited) [center][img]http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u190/TiagoJeronimo/TheCorporationBanner2.png[/img][/center] FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE [b]Corporation to offer exclusive deal[/b] [i]OWRP, PLANET BOB -- April 15, 2010[/i] The Corporation has never been particularly close to the Gramlins. However, their current plight has touched all of us in Corp deeply. Alliances one by one are beginning to refuse to sell them any tech. Indeed even our own allies in Athens have recently agreed to impose tech sanctions on the helpless alliance. If this trend continues, it may not be long before Gramlins has no one to buy tech from! That would be quite troublesome for them and The Corporation, being who we are, cannot simply look the other way when there is [s]someone to take advantage of[/s] a victim in need of assistance. If no one else will sell tech to Gramlins, then Corp shall be the one to do it, even if others will look down upon us for doing so. As our CCO I hereby offer an exclusive deal to The Gramlins. The Corporation will sell tech to the Gramlins for the reasonable price of *$25mil for every 100 tech. Though this rate may seem exorbitantly high to some, one needs only to look to the simple concept of supply and demand to see that this is actually quite the deal we're offering. We hope Gramlins will take the time to consider our generous offer. Signed, Legendoftheskies, Corp CCO [size="1"]*Price is subject to change in accordance with the number of alliances that impose tech sanctions on Gre[/size] Edited April 15, 2010 by LegendoftheSkies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shilo Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 I guess it's a kind of publically announced offer to smuggle tech. Smuggling is part of war, so I hope we will soon see billions of monetas sent to the cooperation in exchange of 1* tech by the gRAMlins. *Assuming that many alliances will indeed stop supporting the gRAMlins with tech improving their capability to fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyriq Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Well, at least you guys aren't making this hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 what a generous offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
commander thrawn Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 I support this. Heck I can even sell at that rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starfox101 Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Sorry, Corp. \m/ will one up this offer. We will sell tech for 24.9 million for 100. Let the sales begin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trout Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 [color="#FFFF00"][font="Comic Sans MS"]Psh, you're selling your tech cheap. I charge 15Mill per 10 tech.[/font][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olliee Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 If I was small enough, I'd do 3/100. Beat that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balder Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 That's fine, we all know \m/'s stocks have sunk heavily as a result of the poor quality of their technology. In contrast, our growth has been spectacular due to the fine quality of our wares. $100,000 extra is such a small, insignificant figure when it comes down to quality. As gRAMlins well know, cheap tech isn't good, and good tech isn't cheap. Most people who have purchased from the Corporation before will tell you our goods are 10x better than any other alliances. I think everyone can agree that when you sell a product that's twice the value of another, the price should be twice that of the inferior product. Going by that logic, it would cost at LEAST 49.8m to buy Corporate technology. Instead, we're selling it at the low, low rate of 25m. gRAMlins certainly understand that the Corporation is the better choice by far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorponok Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 The Gramlins, would be wise to accept this most generous offer. Good job CORP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphon88 Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Truly the Corp are the most capitalistic of alliances. Can I join Corp and set up a union? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin McDonald Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 [quote name='Cyphon88' date='15 April 2010 - 06:23 PM' timestamp='1271370215' post='2261803'] Can I join Corp and set up a union? [/quote] Absolutely not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shilo Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 [quote name='Balder' date='16 April 2010 - 12:15 AM' timestamp='1271369703' post='2261793'] That's fine, we all know \m/'s stocks have sunk heavily as a result of the poor quality of their technology. In contrast, our growth has been spectacular due to the fine quality of our wares. $100,000 extra is such a small, insignificant figure when it comes down to quality. As gRAMlins well know, cheap tech isn't good, and good tech isn't cheap. Most people who have purchased from the Corporation before will tell you our goods are 10x better than any other alliances. I think everyone can agree that when you sell a product that's twice the value of another, the price should be twice that of the inferior product. Going by that logic, it would cost at LEAST 49.8m to buy Corporate technology. Instead, we're selling it at the low, low rate of 25m. gRAMlins certainly understand that the Corporation is the better choice by far. [/quote] Don't tempt me now, I might just end up buying only from you guys with such strong arguments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
commander thrawn Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 [quote name='Kevin McDonald' date='15 April 2010 - 11:24 PM' timestamp='1271370261' post='2261805'] Absolutely not. [/quote] Thank you. Everything Cyphon touches he ruins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphon88 Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 [quote name='Kevin McDonald' date='15 April 2010 - 11:24 PM' timestamp='1271370261' post='2261805'] Absolutely not. [/quote] My LSFers, My INT, My brothers and sisters. Let us set up a new alliance on Yellow called 'The Union' And we can fight this capitalist menance alongside the fash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
commander thrawn Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 [quote name='Cyphon88' date='15 April 2010 - 11:26 PM' timestamp='1271370395' post='2261809'] My LSFers, My INT, My brothers and sisters. Let us set up a new alliance on Yellow called 'The Union' And we can fight this capitalist menance alongside the fash. [/quote] Leftist AAs are so 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 I was getting pissed, and then I read this. [quote]*$25mil for every 100 tech.[/quote] the I LoLed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Looks like someone missed the seminars on Corporate Social Responsibility. Shame on you, Corp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olliee Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 [quote name='Kevin McDonald' date='15 April 2010 - 11:24 PM' timestamp='1271370261' post='2261805'] Absolutely not. [/quote] I love you. Capitalism FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alterego Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Ordinarily I would be against exploitation by greedy corporations. However, this is one price hike thats entirely justified. I hope business is good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphon88 Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 (edited) [quote name='commander thrawn' date='15 April 2010 - 11:28 PM' timestamp='1271370466' post='2261812'] Leftist AAs are so 2007 [/quote] Your so 2007! The corporations anti-union policies will be the rallying cause for the lefties of CN to unite against this oppressor. And then we'll have the so called 'Union-Busting war' which will become know of as the 'the glorious revolution war' and Planet bob will live in happiness and peace ever after. You may call me nostradamus if you will. Edited April 15, 2010 by Cyphon88 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
commander thrawn Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Funny I expect St. Patty's Mark 2 but with less NoR and more Corporation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Perry Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Good price for the tech. Think long and hard, Grams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azrael Alexander Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 How many units of 50 tech can you send for a cycle beginning on the 21st? What is your policy regarding late tech deliveries and missed batches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titus Pullo Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 (edited) I find the rate at which The Corp is selling tech to gRAMlins is disgusting. It's far too low and not a multiple of 3m... Edited April 16, 2010 by Titus Pullo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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