Vesta Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 (edited) [center][img]http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll40/Skiyk/Sig.jpg[/img][/center] There is no time for Park Hwang-Bo's broken English ramblings. Disaster has struck North Korea! A coup! Early yesterday morning, armed guerillas going under the name "Yo Wang Rebels", smeared vulgar slurs across the Dear Leader's private Pringle factory, to oppose his ban on Justin Bieber's new hit single "One Time". And we are going to show you only a few examples, for any more would surely be fatal. [color="#FF0000"]* Warning: If you are pregnant, have a severe blood condition or are prone to dying at the sight of vulgar slurs, please leave the topic[/color] 'I am not particularly fond of the Dear Leader' 'The Dear Leader is not very nice' For those of you who now feel the need to vomit repeatedly, there is an official Huggies-brand barf bucket in the corner. Please form a single-file line and try to keep your vomit to less than 2 litres. The Dear Leader, who had recently suffered a heart attack (A combination of the rebellion and the Family pack KFC meal with large fries he had just downed), ordered for the insurrection to be put down. Unfortunately, that just caused an erection of the insurrection. The rebels raided the factory and had wrought havoc, drawing moustaches on Kim Jong-Il portraits, removing the caps from pens and taking jam from the jars with their fingers. The Dear Leader was furious! How would he enjoy toast and marmalade again? In a justified rage, Kim Jong-Il sparked "The Vietjam War" The following documentary was produced by Park Hwang-Bo to depict the fruitless struggles of the rebels. [url="http://www.transyoutube.com/trans.swf?v=fJy2zsYKOSo&s=2570"]Vietjam War[/url] Uhhh...but Kim Jong-Il then decided [s]at gunpoint[/s] to let the rebels run the country, because Kim Jong-Il is just such an awesome guy, and definitely did not lose the Vietjam War at all. Because of this, NNK is [s]not very[/s] almost too happy to present to you its new Government. [color="#FF0000"]* To the audience: You may now clap and cheer Seriously[/color] Heads of State: Kim Jong-Il Justin Bieber Head of NNK: Dear Leader Chief Buttscratcher (IA): Gorchin Dear Leader Chief Nutscratcher (FA): Vesta Ministers: Dear Leader Dietitian (MoE): Sarikitty Dear Leader Personal Trainer (MoD): Teh Squishy Dear Leader Translator (MoFA): Pikachujc / Pimpleman Dear Leader Official Piss-On (MoIA): Britwarlord Dear Leader Bathroom Staff (Lowly Individuals): Je Mange Le Chat Secter7 And as another result of this fiery revolution, NNK has switched its protectorate with FoB to an ODP, and is now being protected by USN (They'll make an official, infinitely more boring announcement). We also have a new IRC channel, #NNK. Apparently you people found #AdjectiveEthnicity too long and hard to remember. But before we go, I'd like to pose you this question: "If Kim Jong-Il and the bad guy from Iron Man 2 got into a fight, who would win?" That is all. Have a Kim Jongrific day. [center][img]http://img.moronail.net/img/0/0/500.jpg[/img][/center] Edited April 13, 2010 by Vesta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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