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My comrades of Cybernations, I am pleased to come before you to announce our recent successes. After many, many years of horrible leadership and a failure to bring together the great nations of this alliance, we have finally couped the leaders of the NONE. After intense training and planning for this day, we were able to knock out the leadership NONE and assume command of the alliance. I am please to announce the new government of NONE!

Dictator: grobend123

Minister of Propaganda: Francesca
Minister of Thought: The Duck guy (RV's favorite person)
Minister of Economics: Nintenderek
Minister of War: Chickenzilla

[b]Declaration of War[/b]

Due to a large number of tech raiders against our alliance, the nations of NONE hereby declares war on the Mostly Harmless Alliance, Green Protection Agency, New Pacific Order, New Polar Order, World Task Force, Sparta, Viridian Entente, The Democratic Order, Fark, FOK, Orange Defense Network, United Purple Nations, Global Alliance And Treaty Organization, The Legion, Ragnarok, The Order Of Light, Random Insanity Alliance, Independent Republic Of Orange Nations, The Order Of The Paradox, Commonwealth Of Sovereign Nations, Umbrella, RnR, Siberian Tiger Alliance, Nueva Vida, The Grämlins, Federation Of Armed Nations, The Grand Lodge Of Freemasons, Multicolored Cross-x Alliance, Poison Clan, Athens, Mushroom Kingdom, The International, Nordreich, LOSS, M*A*S*H, The Templar Knights, NATO, and all allies of any kind of these alliances.

May admin have mercy on your souls, for NONE shall have none!

[i]Soldier and statesman, rarest unison;
High-poised example of great duties done
Simply as breathing, a world's honors worn
As life's indifferent gifts to all men born;
Dumb for himself, unless it were to God,
But for his barefoot soldiers eloquent,
Tramping the snow to coral where they trod,
Held by his awe in hollow-eyed content;
Modest, yet firm as Nature's self; unblamed
Save by the men his nobler temper shamed;
Never seduced through show of present good [/i]

Dictator of NONE

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We will, We will ROCK YOU! :D

Welcome to hell NONE, I hope you enjoy your stay :D

o/ FAN
o/ everyone else :D

Edited by Liman Von Sanders
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[quote name='Lord Boris' date='01 April 2010 - 09:23 PM' timestamp='1270171391' post='2244659']
Seriously the most poorly thought out April Fool's joke this year.
Look at what you guys did! You're making me agree with Lord Boris! This is why we can't have nice things.

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[quote name='shadeslayers09' date='01 April 2010 - 08:22 PM' timestamp='1270171357' post='2244658']
this is a april fools joke i bet

Minister of Propaganda: Francesca

There's your tipoff right there.

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[quote name='crazyisraelie' date='01 April 2010 - 09:35 PM' timestamp='1270172091' post='2244685']
There are [s]good[/s] April fools jokes, and there are bad ones.

[quote name='SpectreTehDestroyer' date='01 April 2010 - 10:02 PM' timestamp='1270173754' post='2244726']
Nice try, but alas it disappoints.

I hope there isn't another attempt next year.

I just facepaw'd so hard, you don't even know.

It'd be better if you had a government who actually knew what they were doing.

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