grobend123 Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 (edited) [center][img]http://cartophilia.com/blog/uploaded_images/quastoliaflag-751260.gif[/img][/center] My comrades of Cybernations, I am pleased to come before you to announce our recent successes. After many, many years of horrible leadership and a failure to bring together the great nations of this alliance, we have finally couped the leaders of the NONE. After intense training and planning for this day, we were able to knock out the leadership NONE and assume command of the alliance. I am please to announce the new government of NONE! Dictator: grobend123 Minister of Propaganda: Francesca Minister of Thought: The Duck guy (RV's favorite person) Minister of Economics: Nintenderek Minister of War: Chickenzilla [b]Declaration of War[/b] Due to a large number of tech raiders against our alliance, the nations of NONE hereby declares war on the Mostly Harmless Alliance, Green Protection Agency, New Pacific Order, New Polar Order, World Task Force, Sparta, Viridian Entente, The Democratic Order, Fark, FOK, Orange Defense Network, United Purple Nations, Global Alliance And Treaty Organization, The Legion, Ragnarok, The Order Of Light, Random Insanity Alliance, Independent Republic Of Orange Nations, The Order Of The Paradox, Commonwealth Of Sovereign Nations, Umbrella, RnR, Siberian Tiger Alliance, Nueva Vida, The Grämlins, Federation Of Armed Nations, The Grand Lodge Of Freemasons, Multicolored Cross-x Alliance, Poison Clan, Athens, Mushroom Kingdom, The International, Nordreich, LOSS, M*A*S*H, The Templar Knights, NATO, and all allies of any kind of these alliances. May admin have mercy on your souls, for NONE shall have none! [i]Soldier and statesman, rarest unison; High-poised example of great duties done Simply as breathing, a world's honors worn As life's indifferent gifts to all men born; Dumb for himself, unless it were to God, But for his barefoot soldiers eloquent, Tramping the snow to coral where they trod, Held by his awe in hollow-eyed content; Modest, yet firm as Nature's self; unblamed Save by the men his nobler temper shamed; Never seduced through show of present good [/i] -grobend123 Dictator of NONE Edited April 2, 2010 by grobend123 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 No one cares Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin32891 Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 So you're not attacking us? God speed NONE, you're 500 member strong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CylonNL Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 You should've become a stand-up comedian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadeslayers09 Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 this is a april fools joke i bet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Boris Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Seriously the most poorly thought out April Fool's joke this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magister Agricolarum Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Your creativity, it is astounding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Slayer Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Commander Cody did it first. You owe me reps for a NONE guy attacking me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Fingolfin Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 [quote name='shadeslayers09' date='01 April 2010 - 09:22 PM' timestamp='1270171357' post='2244658'] this is a april fools joke i bet [/quote] Never could of figured that one out mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Original and funny april fools joke. Congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razgriz90 Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 (edited) Nice grobend. Originality FTW. Edited April 2, 2010 by Razgriz90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius C Nero Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 (edited) We will, We will ROCK YOU! Welcome to hell NONE, I hope you enjoy your stay o/ MCXA o/ FAN o/ everyone else o/ APRIL FOOLS! Edited April 2, 2010 by Liman Von Sanders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 I laughed, but was it why you wanted me to? Probably not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Looks like \m/ dodged a bullet. Phew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoffron X Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 I know April Fool's and all, but if there are NPO guys attacking none, they're ghosts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadeslayers09 Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 [quote name='Lord Fingolfin' date='01 April 2010 - 09:24 PM' timestamp='1270171428' post='2244662'] Never could of figured that one out mate [/quote] your welcome, glad i could be of service Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyisraelie Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 There are good April fools jokes, and there are bad ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brutilius Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Thank the holy Admin Nemesis isn't in that list! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoFish Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 [quote name='Lord Boris' date='01 April 2010 - 09:23 PM' timestamp='1270171391' post='2244659'] Seriously the most poorly thought out April Fool's joke this year. [/quote] Look at what you guys did! You're making me agree with Lord Boris! This is why we can't have nice things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ty345 Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Phew, we're good. Thank god, I thought I was doomed to die of poor comedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King MyLife Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 o/ Grobend123 Awesome post awesome post... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 It's an ok April Fool's joke. Nice try, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpectreTehDestroyer Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Nice try, but alas it disappoints. I hope there isn't another attempt next year. I just facepaw'd so hard, you don't even know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vandal Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 [quote name='shadeslayers09' date='01 April 2010 - 08:22 PM' timestamp='1270171357' post='2244658'] this is a april fools joke i bet [/quote] Minister of Propaganda: Francesca There's your tipoff right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 [quote name='crazyisraelie' date='01 April 2010 - 09:35 PM' timestamp='1270172091' post='2244685'] There are [s]good[/s] April fools jokes, and there are bad ones. [/quote] fixed [quote name='SpectreTehDestroyer' date='01 April 2010 - 10:02 PM' timestamp='1270173754' post='2244726'] Nice try, but alas it disappoints. I hope there isn't another attempt next year. I just facepaw'd so hard, you don't even know. [/quote] OH DUDE I DO KNOW. I KNOW A LOT. YOU CAN EVEN SAY A PLETHORA OF KNOWLEDGE! SO DUDE, I DO KNOW. It'd be better if you had a government who actually knew what they were doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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