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Official Announcement of the New Samurai Order


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It is with great pride that I announce the existance of the New Samurai Order, a Pink Sphere alliance. We may be small now, but soon we shall take over the pink sphere and petition for it to be changed to the rainbow sphere. All in good time, my compatriots.

Now, our government

Shogun: Krunk

Daimyo: Liltrekkie
Daimyo: Psaldanha
Daimyo: Penkala

Ronin: Co God Ben
Ronin: Legion-X
Ronin: Ramirius
Ronin: Youwish959

tl;dr: If you don't get it, you never will.

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[quote name='Krunk the Great' date='01 April 2010 - 11:26 AM' timestamp='1270135581' post='2243779']
All in the spirit of creating more 'New _____ Order's my good man.
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Indeed, stay tuned for the New McDonald Order shortly. We'll be on both the red and yellow team... get it?

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[quote name='Kevin McDonald' date='01 April 2010 - 11:30 AM' timestamp='1270135812' post='2243785']
Indeed, stay tuned for the New McDonald Order shortly. We'll be on both the red and yellow team... get it?
[/quote]

Indeed, we should make a treaty

EDIT: Yeah....

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[center][img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100226020041/cybernations/images/thumb/d/d1/Flag_of_the_New_Sakura_Order_%28alternate%29.svg/450px-Flag_of_the_New_Sakura_Order_%28alternate%29.svg.png[/img]

[size="5"]Imperial Decree of the New Sakura Order[/size]

The Loli Doctrine[/center]

Per the conditions of our existence, the Pink Sphere is the sole and sovereign domain of the New Sakura Order, not to be violated by the impurity of outside forces. It is hereby decreed that other alliances residing on the Pink Sphere will be required to accept a viceroy adviser or leave the sphere. Failure to conform to these rules will be considered a violation of the Loli Doctrine and will result in a state of hostilities between the New Sakura Order and the usurping factions.

The New Samurai Order is given 24 hours notice to conform to the conditions of this doctrine.



Issued under the seal of Mio, the Josei Tenno of the New Sakura Order, the Vanishing Girl and Vanguard of the Moe Aesthetic.

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[quote name='Poyplemonkeys' date='01 April 2010 - 11:35 AM' timestamp='1270136140' post='2243796']
I find the idea of you leading CGB hilarious.
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It is the only way to balance the Yin and Yang of our convoluted world.

[quote name='Katsumi' date='01 April 2010 - 11:36 AM' timestamp='1270136150' post='2243797']
[center]

[size="5"]Imperial Decree of the New Sakura Order[/size]

The Loli Doctrine[/center]

Per the conditions of our existence, the Pink Sphere is the sole and sovereign domain of the New Sakura Order, not to be violated by the impurity of outside forces. It is hereby decreed that other alliances residing on the Pink Sphere will be required to accept a viceroy adviser or leave the sphere. Failure to conform to these rules will be considered a violation of the Loli Doctrine and will result in a state of hostilities between the New Sakura Order and the usurping factions.

The New Samurai Order is given 24 hours notice to conform to the conditions of this doctrine.



Issued under the seal of Mio, the Josei Tenno of the New Sakura Order, the Vanishing Girl and Vanguard of the Moe Aesthetic.
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The NsO hereby rejects the Loli Doctrine on grounds of the Ragequit Doctrine that states the exact same thing.

Where two doctrines collide, always pick Krunk's over the others. Owing to my status as the Grandmaster of Truth for Planet Bob.

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[quote name='Krunk the Great' date='01 April 2010 - 05:17 PM' timestamp='1270138660' post='2243850']
It is the only way to balance the Yin and Yang of our convoluted world.



The NsO hereby rejects the Loli Doctrine on grounds of the Ragequit Doctrine that states the exact same thing.

Where two doctrines collide, always pick Krunk's over the others. Owing to my status as the Grandmaster of Truth for Planet Bob.
[/quote]
I am the autokrateira embodiment of perfection. To be against me is to be wrong by definition.

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[quote name='Sir Sci' date='01 April 2010 - 12:29 PM' timestamp='1270139331' post='2243884']
The New Sakura Order has a flag. The New Samurai Order does not.

The Scots Empire recognizes the New Sakura Order as the sole owner of the pink sphere.
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We, the NsO, reject the Alliance Flag as Foreign-Devil Propaganda. Therefore, we do not need a flag. We are an island unto our selves.

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[quote name='Arcturus Jefferson' date='01 April 2010 - 12:18 PM' timestamp='1270142286' post='2243972']
The Sith invented April Fools Day.
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I believe the more accurate statement would be "The Sith popularized April Fools Day".

:smug:

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[quote name='Brutilius' date='01 April 2010 - 02:49 PM' timestamp='1270147741' post='2244122']
This thread is missing me and Amossio, 3/10 more effort needed Krunk.
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But who, in good conscience, would put either of you in a government position?

I do believe that Psaldanha and Liltrekkie are better choices by far....not to say they're good choices of course, but Penkala made me.

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[quote name='Krunk the Great' date='01 April 2010 - 07:59 PM' timestamp='1270148338' post='2244135']
But who, in good conscience, would put either of you in a government position?

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Someone with more sense than you.

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[quote name='Krunk the Great' date='01 April 2010 - 08:05 PM' timestamp='1270148703' post='2244146']
There is no one with more sense than me. I am Samurai. I embody Sense.
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Obviously not, id be in .gov if you "embodied sense"

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