Jim Bob the Glorious Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Tonight the forces of the CSN, Farkistan, GOD, and Guru Order accepted the surrender of New Sith Order to their combined efforts and agreed to an end of hostilities. Both sides have ended the war amicably and acknowledge that all parties performed admirably on the field of battle, each alliance giving as much as it got day in and day out. Therefore, we, the nations of the CSN, Farkistan, GOD and Guru Order acknowledge victory on the killing fields over New Sith Order. This acknowledgement comes with but two stipulations. New Sith Order, in accordance with discussed terms of surrender, agrees to pay reparations to the combined forces. These reparations represent the blood, sweat and tears of the citizens of the nations that fought valiantly in this effort. They also represent our desire to see the affronts of the past punished to the most extreme of possibilities, hoping that through this sacrifice New Sith Order will learn a valuable lesson on how to treat their fellow alliances and the Cyberverse in general. Reparations are $1. If we wanted people to learn life lessons we would run a school, not a military alliance. This is a white peace otherwise. No decommissioning, no treaties, no non-aggression pacts, no lose of nuclear first strike privileges, no forced resignations, nothing but peace. We all entered to honor a debt and that debt is being paid in full. We do not push any agenda and do not seek to see any alliance destroyed beyond that which occurs through the normal course of battle. To celebrate this white peace, Ivan Moldavi has agreed to partake in the consumption of the finest New Sith dairy and review it for the scattered public of Cybernations. [b]Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations[/b] Goose, Head of State to The Commonwealth, Old Man with a Cane, and Hater of Huggles [b]Farkistan[/b] RandomlyJim, Submitter TumultuousPapaya, Squirrel Emperor Norton I, TotalFark Council Pope Rodger, TotalFark Council Fluoroalien, TotalFark Council Mr Cynical, TotalFark Council Fireguy15207, TotalFarkCouncil [b]GOD [/b] Xiphosis, Dark Lord No-Fish, Lord of War [b]Guru Order[/b] Guruland Elders Council: Waldie Land Elders Council: Jmalaxia Elders Council: Smokey78 Elders Council: & [b]New Sith Order[/b] LintWad, Sith Emperor Doppelganger, Sith Lord Anthony, Sith Lord Lennox, Sith Lord Heggo, Sith Lord Ivan Moldavi, Prophet of the Dark Side, Imperator Emeritus Mussolandia, Prophet of the Dark Side Heft, Prophet of the Dark Side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Z Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Glad to see peace finally happen! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duncan King Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 These are truly monstrous reparations. How will NSO ever pay them? Great to see this front end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Style #386 Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Well, didn't expect it to happen like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackbarican Idol Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Note to self: run a school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiphosis Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Enjoy your dollar, mhawk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lennox Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 The strong will survive. o/ NSO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 (edited) Such draconian terms. I am appalled. Congratulations, Lintwad. Edit: Clarification Edited February 27, 2010 by Emperor Marx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearl Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 How long does NSO have to pay those reps? I hope you gave them plenty of time. Also, did I hear Surrender? Jk NSO, I shouldn't rub it in. o/ NSO o/ FARK/GOD/GO/CSN o/ PEACE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Cato Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Congrats on peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Milk review? Now there is something i can get behind. i mean..how DARE YOU! You are MONSTERS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Congrats on peace NSO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Druss the Legend Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Well, this is interesting! NSO, you guys fought well and honorably, so congrats on that. Hail the Victors however! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Goby Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Oh great. Another surrender without reparations. Hail Karma! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerichoholic Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 $1? Supergrievances strikes again. Have you no shame?! On a serious note, congrats all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daikos Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 These terms are harsh and degrading. o/ PEACE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dochartaigh Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 glad the terms were much better than expected. congrats on peace NSO, you deserve it, rebuild well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torak Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Sigh o/ Peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord GVChamp Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Good to see this front ending. Good luck to NSO on rebuilding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmanofAus Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 It was a fun fight while it lasted! o/ GO o/ Fark o/ GOD o/ CSN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kubla Khan Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 o/ peace in our time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bzelger Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 I'm very glad to see this. Good luck to the Sith in rebuilding and good show on decent terms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newhotness Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 finally. i was getting bored of this war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fernando12 Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 HARSH! Terms are HARSH! Thats pretty much a waste of a slot and actually costs either $3mil or 50tech. HARSH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feanor Noldorin Posted February 27, 2010 Report Share Posted February 27, 2010 Congrats to NSO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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