Firewater Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 The Diplomats fanbase was heartened by their first victory, and while the playoffs were not out of reach just yet, it seemed that they were still wary about the chants for victory to ensure things would continue... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted March 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 (edited) [center][size="5"][color="#2e8b57"][i][b]CURRENT STANDINGS: WEEK 7[/b][/i][/color][/size] [i][b] [/b][/i] [i][b] Gibraltar Football Conference[/b][/i] [b]Division I[/b] Disparu Dratinis (6-1) Articuno Islands (5-2) VT Hokies (3-4) Keville Lions (2-5) [b]Division II[/b] Hansa Rainbow Warriors (6-1) Royal Minilla Island Armed Forces (6-1) Sarnunga Saints (5-2) Calgary Stampeders (4-3) [b]Division III[/b] Norway (4-3) Mecha Paladins (3-4) Rebel Brutes (3-4) Mathaian Daemons (1-6) [b]Division IV[/b] Alvonian Colberts (6-1) El Frito Banditos (3-4) Drakorian Hoplites (3-4) Debate Land Diplomats (1-6) [i][b]Ceuta Football Conference[/b][/i] [b]Division I[/b] Arctica Lemurs (5-2) Californian (3-4) Communistan (3-4) GSB RedSkins (1-6) [b]Division II[/b] Flying Mex (6-1) Texas Longhorns (5-2) The Nye Guys (3-4) Polish Phantoms (2-5) [b]Division III[/b] Adelaide Sea Dogs (7-0) NTR Wolves (3-4) Dogana Drop Bears (1-6) Tillery Mariners (1-6) [b]Division IV[/b] Rhodesia Eagles (4-3) Ryadh Falcons (4-3) Eatonville Lumberjacks (3-4) Roma Gladiators (2-5) [/center] Edited March 14, 2010 by Sargun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 it was like a collective jaw dropped across the nation. Last season the Sea Dogs struggled to break even on number of weins to losses...this season they can't seem to lose. An amazing turnaround, especially considering the chaos the move from Melbourne had to have been between the seasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted March 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 [You probably should understand that I was able to update rosters, so there might have been radical changes. In addition, free agency and a draft makes it so that the lower teams will usually cut their weakest and pay big money. You, being a middle of the line team, probably got a good draft pick and some nice trades. From what I've seen, though, the real difference is in your passing game. You already have more yards passing now than you did all last season. Keep it up.] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markus Wilding Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 Alvonian Colberts fans have been known to cause riots in the last ew weeks due to the unstoppable force that is their team with only one loss. We hope this continues. (the winning, not the rioting) (How the eff did I do that?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted March 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 [See above. It should be noted that teams tend to do stupid things like trade away superstars very quickly in the first year. A quick look at your roster shows that four of your six draft picks have 80+ stats, meaning you had the best draft overall and they're all starters. Unless your team manages to trade them all away, you'll probably be a hit for a long time.] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted March 15, 2010 Report Share Posted March 15, 2010 [quote name='Sargun' date='14 March 2010 - 03:17 PM' timestamp='1268605379' post='2225704'] [You probably should understand that I was able to update rosters, so there might have been radical changes. In addition, free agency and a draft makes it so that the lower teams will usually cut their weakest and pay big money. You, being a middle of the line team, probably got a good draft pick and some nice trades. From what I've seen, though, the real difference is in your passing game. You already have more yards passing now than you did all last season. Keep it up.] [/quote] [Ah, I see. So I basically got lucky, eh? Well, I'm certainly not complaining. ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vedran Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 (edited) [quote name='Sargun' date='13 March 2010 - 11:21 AM' timestamp='1268497262' post='2224351'] "Don't count your Mexicans before they are laid!" [/quote] "Everyone knows Mexicans don't get laid," shouts an inebriated Lemurs fan. The majority of Lemurs fans seem to be quite smug about their team's 5-2 record this season. Edited March 19, 2010 by Vedran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biohazard Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 (edited) [quote name='Vedran' date='19 March 2010 - 03:52 AM' timestamp='1268988717' post='2230135'] "Everyone knows Mexicans don't get laid," shouts an inebriated Lemurs fan. The majority of Lemurs fans seem to be quite smug about their team's 5-2 record this season. [/quote] An inebriated Flying Mex fan heard the Lemurs fan, and knowing that what he said was true, proceeded to jump him after the game, and with the help of his homies, stabbed him repeatedly. Apparently the Mex are [i]more[/i] happy, because they are 6-1. Edited March 19, 2010 by Biohazard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vedran Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 Says a radio talk show host, "The pressure is on the Transvaal Cup to uphold their sport's reputation for riots. A stabbing occurred during the Gridiron Tournament today while no incidents of hooliganism have been reported at Cup games." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted May 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 It's been two months. I got sick and totally forgot about this. UPDAAAAAAATE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted May 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 [center][size="5"][color="#2e8b57"][i][b]CURRENT STANDINGS: WEEK 10[/b][/i][/color][/size] [i][b] [/b][/i] [i][b] Gibraltar Football Conference[/b][/i] [b]Division I[/b] Disparu Dratinis (9-1) Articuno Islands (6-4) VT Hokies (3-7) Keville Lions (2-8) [b]Division II[/b] Royal Minilla Island Armed Forces (9-1) Hansa Rainbow Warriors (8-2) Sarnunga Saints (7-3) Calgary Stampeders (5-5) [b]Division III[/b] Mecha Paladins (5-5) Norway (5-5) Rebel Brutes (3-7) Mathaian Daemons (2-8) [b]Division IV[/b] Alvonian Colberts (7-3) El Frito Banditos (4-6) Drakorian Hoplites (4-6) Debate Land Diplomats (1-9) [i][b]Ceuta Football Conference[/b][/i] [b]Division I[/b] Arctica Lemurs (7-3) Californian (6-4) Communistan (6-4) GSB RedSkins (2-8) [b]Division II[/b] Texas Longhorns (7-3) The Nye Guys (6-4) Flying Mex (5-5) Polish Phantoms (3-7) [b]Division III[/b] Adelaide Sea Dogs (10-0) NTR Wolves (3-7) Dogana Drop Bears (3-7) Tillery Mariners (2-8) [b]Division IV[/b] Ryadh Falcons (6-4) Rhodesia Eagles (5-5) Eatonville Lumberjacks (5-5) Roma Gladiators (3-7) [/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 The team is ecstatic over yet another win, and the coach was all smiles during the after-game interview. "If it had been in any doubt before...this game settles the fact that this tournament is a definite improvement over the last one." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingChris Posted May 17, 2010 Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 All around Texas, fans cheered as they made the playoffs for the first time. The question now was: would Texas get a BYE in the first week of playoffs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted May 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2010 [quote name='KingChris' date='17 May 2010 - 06:12 PM' timestamp='1274137932' post='2301608'] All around Texas, fans cheered as they made the playoffs for the first time. The question now was: would Texas get a BYE in the first week of playoffs? [/quote] Texas is not quite in the playoffs yet - there are still six more weeks to perform. OOC: Bye weeks don't exist, so only 16 weeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawk11 Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 The RABN's newly-established sports network, the Rebel Army Sports Network, would like to negotiate a deal to broadcast international games within its market. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingChris Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 [quote name='Sargun' date='17 May 2010 - 06:14 PM' timestamp='1274138063' post='2301610'] Texas is not quite in the playoffs yet - there are still six more weeks to perform. OOC: Bye weeks don't exist, so only 16 weeks [/quote] "Oh? But 7 + 3 = 16! That's what Daddy Vainqueur told us!" - Internet blogger hours before getting shot OOC: I was talking about the BYE week that the top two seeded teams get in the playoffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted May 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 [quote name='hawk_11' date='17 May 2010 - 10:01 PM' timestamp='1274151701' post='2301839'] The RABN's newly-established sports network, the Rebel Army Sports Network, would like to negotiate a deal to broadcast international games within its market. [/quote] International games are not broadcast due to a lack of offers - all games are simply played locally and we do not discourage piracy of the games to international markets. If RABN wishes to make the first offer, they should. [quote name='KingChris' date='17 May 2010 - 10:03 PM' timestamp='1274151815' post='2301841'] "Oh? But 7 + 3 = 16! That's what Daddy Vainqueur told us!" - Internet blogger hours before getting shot OOC: I was talking about the BYE week that the top two seeded teams get in the playoffs. [/quote] OOC: I was referring more to how there are only 16 weeks instead of 17 like in a normal NFL season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted May 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 [center][size="5"][color="#2e8b57"][i][b]CURRENT STANDINGS: WEEK 12 [/b][/i][/color][/size][/center][center][i][b] [/b][/i] [i][b] Gibraltar Football Conference[/b][/i] [b]Division I[/b] Disparu Dratinis (10-1) Articuno Islands (7-4) VT Hokies (4-7) Keville Lions (3-8) [b]Division II[/b] Royal Minilla Island Armed Forces (10-1) Hansa Rainbow Warriors (9-2) Sarnunga Saints (7-4) Calgary Stampeders (5-6) [b]Division III[/b] Norway (6-5) Mecha Paladins (5-6) Rebel Brutes (4-7) Mathaian Daemons (2-9) [b]Division IV[/b] Alvonian Colberts (7-4) El Frito Banditos (5-6) Drakorian Hoplites (4-7) Debate Land Diplomats (1-10) [i][b]Ceuta Football Conference[/b][/i] [b]Division I[/b] Arctica Lemurs (8-3) Californian (7-4) Communistan (6-5) GSB RedSkins (2-9) [b]Division II[/b] Texas Longhorns (8-3) The Nye Guys (7-4) Flying Mex (5-6) Polish Phantoms (3-8) [b]Division III[/b] Adelaide Sea Dogs (11-0) [playoffs] NTR Wolves (3-8) Dogana Drop Bears (3-8) Tillery Mariners (3-8) [b]Division IV[/b] Ryadh Falcons (7-4) Rhodesia Eagles (6-5) Eatonville Lumberjacks (5-6) Roma Gladiators (3-8) [/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted May 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 Note: all bye weeks have been played out and compensated for, week skip to week 12.// Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted May 18, 2010 Report Share Posted May 18, 2010 With the eleventh straight win, the Sea Dogs have been assured of a slot in the playoffs. "This does not, however," the coach stated after the game, "give them any excuse to slackoff for the remaining seasonal games. They will be training hard, and playing hard right to the end." OOC: Heh, if I ever get something wrong, feel free to correct me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Keshav IV Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 OOC: Could you change Articuno Islands to Beijing Ninjas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minilla Island Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Can we have results? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted May 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2010 [quote name='Minilla Island' date='21 May 2010 - 09:13 PM' timestamp='1274494372' post='2307536'] Can we have results? [/quote] Like SMH's tournament, the entire season is simmed at once. All I do is look at the records instead of each individual game because of the amount of teams and games played per week. Sorry, Minilla. And because my Week 13 didn't go through (I put all the stuff in notepad and then copy/paste), I'll be doing both 13 and 14 today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted May 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2010 [center] [size="5"][color="#2e8b57"]CURRENT STANDINGS: WEEK 14[/color][/size] [b]Gibraltar Football Conference[/b] [b]Division I[/b] Disparu Dratinis (11-2) [PLAYOFFS guaranteed; must finish with higher record to clinch division] Articuno Islands (9-4) [must win all three games and have dratinis lose their three to clinch division; but if win last two or three games may clinch wildcard] Keville Lions (4-9) <ELIMINATED> VT Hokies (4-9) <ELIMINATED> [b] Division II[/b] Royal Minilla Island Armed Forces (11-2) [PLAYOFFS GUARANTEED; must finish with higher record to clinch division] Hansa Rainbow Warriors (11-2) [PLAYOFFS GUARANTEED; must finish with higher record to clinch division] Sarnunga Saints (9-4) [still in contention for wildcard; cannot win division but if win last two or three games may clinch wildcard] Calgary Stampeders (5-8) <ELIMINATED> [b]Division III[/b] Rebel Brutes (6-7) [must have highest record to finish division; otherwise, must win all three games] Norway (6-7) [must have highest record to finish division; otherwise, must win all three games] Mecha Paladins (5-8) [must have highest record to win division; otherwise eliminated] Mathaian Daemons (3-10) <ELIMINATED> [b]Division IV[/b] Alvonian Colberts (9-4) [PLAYOFFS GUARANTEED; division winner] El Frito Banditos (6-7) [must win all three games to contend for playoffs] Drakorian Hoplites (5-8) <ELIMINATED> Debate Land Diplomats (1-12) <ELIMINATED> [b]Ceuta Football Conference[/b] [b]Division I[/b] Arctica Lemurs (10-3) [one win to clinch division] Californian (8-5) [arctica must lose three times and californian win three times to clinch division; wildcard spot up for grabs] Communistan (7-6) [must win all three games to stay in the running for a wildcard spot] GSB RedSkins (2-11) <ELIMINATED> [b] Division II[/b] Texas Longhorns (8-5) [must finish with better record to clinch division; wild card up for grabs] The Nye Guys (8-5) [must finish with better record to clinch division; wild card up for grabs] Flying Mex (5-8) <ELIMINATED> Polish Phantoms (4-9) <ELIMINATED> [b]Division III[/b] Adelaide Sea Dogs (13-0) [PLAYOFFS GUARANTEED; division winner] NTR Wolves (4-9) <ELIMINATED> Dogana Drop Bears (4-9) <ELIMINATED> Tillery Mariners (3-10) <ELIMINATED> [b]Division IV[/b] Ryadh Falcons (9-4) [PLAYOFFS GUARANTEED; division winner] Rhodesia Eagles (6-7) [must win all three games to stay in the running for a wild card spot] Roma Gladiators (5-8) <ELIMINATED> Eatonville Lumberjacks (5-8) <ELIMINATED> [/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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