Balder Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 [center][img] http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn22/iCleanACV/TheCorporationBanner2.png[/img][/center] FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE, FROM THE DESK OF THE CEO [b]Corporate Expansion[/b] [i]OWRP, PLANET BOB – Feb 2, 2010[/i] [center][img] http://storage.canalblog.com/10/94/51439/42216511.png[/img][/center] We at the Corporation really like those guys in NEW. In fact, we have so much respect for them, we would like to officially announce that we have just recently opened a new branch of The Corporation in Indonesia. We will be offering to its people all of our fabulous products that people in other parts of world are currently enjoying. Unfortunately, our kind gesture was met with NEW declaring war on our affiliates in Athens. The Corporation’s staff was, in a word, hurt by this turn of events. Indeed it seemed NEW was disinterested in sampling our wonderful wares and, dare I say, they didn’t even want our spectacular Indonesia-exclusive value package. We were even going to throw in a free talking iClean cereal spoon with each one just for them! Press the button on the back of his head and he says one of his patented catch-phrases! [center][img] http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y105/lunar_shade/iCleanspoonarms.png[/img][/center] But now we’re forced into a difficult spot. We have a lot of respect for NEW, but after crunching some numbers and sitting through some hellish board meetings, it’s been determined that, despite the cost of war, leaving our Greek affiliates to fight their opponents by themselves would be far less profitable in the long run than if we choose to back them up. You may disagree, but please refrain from arguing. The last thing we need is Kev coming on here with his damn charts again. Anyway, we like you NEW, but in the interest of business, The Corporation hereby declares war upon the Nusantara Elite Warriors. NEW, our severely under-paid employees have been toiling for hours to make the goods we wanted to sell and you WILL be sampling our merchandise even if we have to strap them to our nukes and fire them at you. [center][img] http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y105/lunar_shade/hooah.png[/img][/center] Now, would it really be a Corporate DoW if we didn’t post our (now) infamous (and patented) Golf Carts of War? Last declaration caused quite a bit of internal controversy in the Corporation, seeing as one of our less liked members, Archer, decided to question whether Segway’s were in fact, golf carts. As such, you’re in for a treat. Tonight, we have ourselves a purebred. No, no cross breeding with scooters and no silly hybrids. Tonight, you get the real deal. [center][img] http://therawfeed.com/pix/golf_cart_security.jpg[/img] [img] http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2667/3753122990_775199e265_o.jpg [/img][/center] Full Speed Towards iClean! Signed, I “the Generalissimo” Clean, Chief Executive Officer and Commanding Officer of the General Staff Kevin McDonald, Chairman of the Board and Executive Officer of the General Staff C-Level Officers: Bungalo Bill, Chief Security Officer LegendoftheSkies, Chief Communications Officer Hereno, Chief Administrative Officer Obiwan, Chief Finance Officer Board of Directors, CyberRuler, Colonel Jake997, Director of Human Resources Jon Archer, Director of Developmental Research Akeetti, Director of Supply 5 Star Playa, Director of Technology Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drege Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Onward. o/Corp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
My Name Is Romance Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 It's a great pleasure to be fighting along side with you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadshot Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 I hate you iClean. I love NEW and hope they hurt you guys a bit, but only a bit. Good luck and have fun. o/ to both combatants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kaiser Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Onward to Victory! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnCapistan Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 I hope you get destroyed, Corp. Good luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jgoods45 Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 o/ Thank you, you bunch of fine gentlemen. :3 HAVE FUN GUYS! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunder Strike Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Have fun Corp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Cool, a hostile takeover. o/ Corp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akama Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 To a good fight NEW. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojoe Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 I hope I charged my cart.... o/ Corp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Archer Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Should be fun NEW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fokker Aeroplanbau Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Due to unforeseen complications with a few activist investors within NEW, I can only attest to the integrity of our Corporate raiders. May their stocks be shorted and our's pay hefty dividends! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordite Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 I want me one of those spoons, and those golf carts too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reign of HavoK Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Thanks for the help, and good luck. NEW are a good group of people, but make them glow hehe. o/ Corp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wehrmacht13 Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Lets have a good war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gantanX Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 nice DOW, i'll buy it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 sad to see Make 'em pay for it NEW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin McDonald Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Much love for you guys, in NEW. You guys are gonna deal us some damage, and you're tough as nails. Let's have a good fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall Jaxon Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 I would say good luck, but you know... At any rate, have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegendoftheSkies Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 Well, I'm sure gonna have fun getting my $@! whooped by a nation much smaller than mine Here's to a good fight NEW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingNeptune Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 To warz, good luck all except the enemy obviously. o/Corp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Jackson Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 [quote name='Mr Damsky' date='02 February 2010 - 11:47 PM' timestamp='1265172429' post='2154627'] I hope you get destroyed, Corp. Good luck! [/quote] Hope is such a meaningless word without action behind it. I'd tell you guys to have fun, but you seem to be doing a good job of it. I do want one of those spoons though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakconus Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 (edited) hmmm... [b]iClean:[/b] Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life? [b]some random noob:[/b] The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair. [b]iClean:[/b] Wrong! Drakconus! What is best in life? [b]Drakconus:[/b] To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. [b]iClean:[/b] Hoohah! That is good! That is good. *raises tankard* Here's to a good fight NEW. Edited February 3, 2010 by Drakconus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiderJerusalem Posted February 3, 2010 Report Share Posted February 3, 2010 I'm hailing this !@#$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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