Rebel Virginia Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Well, it seems that war ended quickly, with Polar making peace in order to royally screw TOP right after it enters the war. That said, we at FAIL do not know what to make of all of this. It is quite confusing. So confusion that I must announce FAIL's complete withdrawal from the war. We offer white peace and hope that all will accept. Of course we cannot stand by idly while the world burns, and for that reason we declare war on the Cult of Justitia. Well, not all of it, just Schattenmann. We do this because he is Vox scum and must pay for his crimes. Unfortunately, however, all of our generals are currently occupied on the FOK and Guru Order fronts. Once those loose ends are tied up, and soon, hopefully, all of FAIL's might will be concentrated on the nation of Schloss Eggenberg. We will show no mercy. Lastly, we would like to congratulate our noble opponents in GO and FOK on a war well fought. As insincere as this may seem, we wish you well. These well wishes to do not apply to the barbarians of the Cult, however, and following the gentlemanly decorum of which FAIL is reknown, we are giving you three days notice of our intent to destroy you. Completely and utterly. May God have mercy on your souls, for we shall have none. Signed, Rebel Virginia, God Emperor of FAIL P.S. - Three days, CoJ. Three days is all you have until we are upon you. Make the most of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i surge i Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Rebel Virginia the master of us all~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 It is you who shall be punished for your Vox crimes, Mr Chief Intelligence Officer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savethecheerleader Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 o/ FAIL Fight well, you mighty warriors. Well, warrior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted January 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 It is you who shall be punished for your Vox crimes, Mr Chief Intelligence Officer. No, you will be the one begging for mercy. You with your flowery, big words. I will have none of it. Well, none of it in three days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 No, you will be the one begging for mercy. You with your flowery, big words. I will have none of it. Well, none of it in three days. You will be crushed weekly publication by weekly publication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King DrunkWino Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 A DoW given a full three days before attacks are to be launched. Truly this Rebel Virginia has much honor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 A DoW given a full three days before attacks are to be launched. Well, he is formerly NSO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted January 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 A DoW given a full three days before attacks are to be launched. Truly this Rebel Virginia has much honor. Not really. That's just the soonest date in which one of my current wars will expire. If peace is accepted soon you can fully expect me to go back on this three day warning with a surprise strike. They will never see it coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King DrunkWino Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Not really. That's just the soonest date in which one of my current wars will expire. If peace is accepted soon you can fully expect me to go back on this three day warning with a surprise strike. They will never see it coming. Honorable AND cunning. Not too shabby. FAIL forever baby, FAIL forever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nippy Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Careful, Schatt. I heard he got a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urmom Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 I lol'ed. I don't know who to root for. I rather like both of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 I suppose we can let this slide and waive your rogue declaration of war against \m/. Have fun trying to make sense of the situation, and enjoy your white peace from \m/. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunstar Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 My heart goes out to the women and children of Schloss Eggenberg. May the mighty armies of Rebel Virginia show them mercy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seerow Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 I support FAIL in this noble endeavor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opethian Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 I wholly endorse and admire this sort of behavior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razorade Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 O/ RV O/ FAIL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M6 Redneck Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 (edited) Shame on you, white peace without consulting your oldest and dearest allies. What is CN coming too? I feel tricked into war. M6 Edited January 29, 2010 by M6 Redneck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted January 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Shame on you, white peace without consulting your oldest and dearest allies. What is CN coming too? I feel tricked into war. M6 Just taking a page out of Grubbie's playbook. I learn from the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poyplemonkeys Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Whilst I'm sure it's unnecessary, all you have to do is ask and we'll be there for you Schatt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ch33kY Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 I support this begging for peace and future declaration of war on Schattenmann. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razorade Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 well i hate him not telling us like M6 Redneck stated :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted January 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 I support this begging for peace and future declaration of war on Schattenmann. The future war has already started. I believe there will be terminators involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC the Tyrannt Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 While none of you know me and rightfully couldn't care less about what I am about to say, I have enjoyed watching FAIL and reading the many DoW's, white peace, more DoW's, etc. May God have mercy on your soul Schattenmann. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Frontier Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 How long does it take you guys to organize a blitz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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