ShadowDragon Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 (edited) A bald Cactuar attacks with 1000 needles. And does only 36 damage ... Presenting the RIA elections results for the Thirty-sixth Cabinet. After a makeover Delta1212 retains his Triumvir seat. Although allegations of bribery with his creamy frosting have been floating around. Current Triumvirate: Delta1212, Shadow, Thunder Strike. Funnily enough despite being one of the most contested elections in the RIA for quite some time a hater of vowels, a Pikachu/Super Saiyan, a girl racing gun slinger, a rehabilitated Pacifican, and a noob all retained their cabinet seats. Head of Economics: cctmsp13 Head of Internal Affairs: Shadow Slayer Head of Recruitment: Myrrh Head of Foreign Affairs: Ogaden Head of Military Operations: C-zom Our Captain Planet has also gone rather schizophrenic. While last time he was a harmless little lemon he has now developed some rather disturbing new personalities. Presenting the new personalities of Captain Planet: Zitan XLII King Death II cctmsp13 Meatkin Pie In other news... Oopsie, we're going to war! hai UPN, RIA, Hydra, and Quantum CACTIBOTS.... MOVE OUT! VIVA LA RIA!!! /s/ - Delta1212, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Eperor of the SuperFriends - Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands and Puppetmaster of Chaos - Thunder Strike, Triumvir of Awesomeness and Hater of Cats. - cctmsp13, Head of Economics, Captain Planet-elect, Destroyer of Vowels - Myrrh, HoR of the Random Insanity Alliance, Queen of Sexiness, Angel of Insanity - C-zom, Head of Military Operations...baby - Ogaden, left arm of Voltron, head of Foreign Affairs, Cactimus Prime's official window washer and detailer - Shadow Slayer, Squeezer of Lemon, Unleasher of the Shadow, Barks like a Dog, Code Monkey, I'M PIKACHU - SWAT128, Director of the Cactuhova's Witnesses, Head of Leo - crazyisraelie, Director of the Love bRIgade, Hater of Cats - im317, Director of the RIand Corporation, Former Elder of PotD, Unofficial Official dog of the RIA - Dollachoppa, Wears MaskofBlue, Talks to Himself - rlrcstrnthusiast, resident Roller Coaster Enthusiast and lazy mofo - Shosuro Reoga, Sleeps with PW - Preventer Wind, The man who cant get used to peace - Vice Man, member - gangs20003, Little Squirrel, Cartoonist for the Al-Quaida Daily News - Jenne, Master of Puppetz, Slave to the man - dester55, former gov of RIA that snapped, Keeper of secrets, Conan the Barbarian, the Psychopath, AAAAAAGH - UndiscoveredBum, Clownshoe - Huntzman, Organizer of All-Night Benders - Dontasemebro, THIS SIGNATURE STANDS OUT WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - BongoShan, Protector of Spicy Food. - Divine_Light, (you are now breathing manually). - Grand Poobah Marx, Director of the Making-Places - Moth, Vacationeer, Cactus Emeritus, and I Am Not Afraid Of You And I Will Beat Your &@# of the RIA - Leo, Hello Kitty, the guy who thinks he can get the ladies - RyunX, User of generic suffixes for the purpose of username creation and restriction bypasses - Premetheas, The-Minute-man-tech-seller-wannabe-anyone-else-but-me ...... guy. - King Death II, Captain Planet-elect, The chronic diarrhea of RIA - Untelligent, owl sanitizer - Mr_Cynic, Director of Shut the **** Up - Rorick, Slave of the Cactuhovah's witness and the RIand Corp. - Aaron J, Officer, Diplomat and - Agent Lemon, Cactus Emeritus, uninspired - Leo, the guy who signed twice - Popsicle, Resident tonicsicle - Marknsaw, I like eggs - Viper6525D, Insane Ice Cream Guy & Commodore of the Army of Polar Bears! - Cactimus Prime, Son of RIctuar, General of the Cactibots, Prophet of the Holy Church of RIctuarism - Funktuar, can't stop the funk - Nintuar, *poof* - Meatkin Pie, True Head of Military Operations, Captain Planet-elect, Almighty Pie of Meat - RIctuar, The Absolute Truth, The Light, The Maker, All-Glorious, King of Kings, the Holy One, the Lord, Eywa, Yahweh, Elohim, Shangdi, Shen, Tian Zhu, Waheguru, Ik Onkar, Satnam, Nirankar Edited October 4, 2012 by ShadowDragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntzman Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 (edited) Yo RIA, Imma let you finish, but RIA had the best declaration of all time! OF ALL TIME! Edited January 29, 2010 by Huntzman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im317 Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 congratulations to all the elected officials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuletide Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Lets do this, UPN. And congrats on the re-elects. o/ RIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Lord Moth Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Those RIA scumsuckers will pay for their crimes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Your election announcement won't save you RIA, prepare to face the full wrath of the RIA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunder Strike Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 What is that war declaration doing down there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpcurley Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Nice work RiA, you passed this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shakyr Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Enough sigs? 'grats on the elections Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 I see you there, declaring war on RIA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedestro Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Onwards to victory my Ninja friends, love the new flag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 I really love you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zessa Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 (edited) In other news... Oopsie, we're going to war! hai UPN, RIA, Hydra, and Quantum CACTIBOTS.... MOVE OUT! VIVA LA RIA!!! Are you declaring in support of UPN, Hydra, and Quantum, or declaring on yourself? I'm confused. Edit: Of course you're declaring on yourself, I've been away from RIA too long and forget things. Edited January 29, 2010 by Zessa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krunk the Great Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 RIA actually going to war? Cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timtacious Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 I was amused by this announcement. And then you DOW'd my allies :| o/ cacti Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gambona Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Congratulations on the gov, and go get those ebil RIA's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethb Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 You guys are !@#$@#$ awesome. Proud to call you allies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 RIA actually going to war? Cool Who knew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werner von Hermann Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 LOL, Captain Planet spliced together with Kisame Hoshigaki is a dangerous adversary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juslen Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 There will be nothing left but a purple stain once RIA rolls its tanks over the purplol Happy hunting o/ RIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulak Hord Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 Awesome as always. Give 'em hell RIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackSkellington Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 It was good until I saw the name "King Death II". C-zom will agree with, I'm sure. Have fun and all that jazz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred von Tirpitz Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 I see the Eperor moved his Cacibots to the front. Welcome to the war. Have fun. Oh and congrats on your 36th gov thingie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vyper Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 epic stuff you got going on RIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Poobah Marx Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 We will not stand for the crimes of the RIA! This means war! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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