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Rebel Virginia

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While I am aware that FAIL has already issued a DoW, it has come to my attention that it does not do justice to the hate we feel towards all of \m/'s friends. As such, FAIL not only recognizes a state of war with those at war with either the New Polar Order or the New Sith Order, but also with those at war with any alliance currently supporting either of the aforementioned alliances. To make it simple for you simpletons out there, FAIL is essentially declaring war on the entirety of the opposition. We do this now simply so I do not have to bore you with countless DOWs, and as much as I would enjoy doing that, I am sparing you. A thank you will suffice. But yes, FAIL will engage itself wherever we wish to, and this is us giving ourselves that right which we already had.

Now I am sure some of you will say that this is a bad idea, declaring war on everyone that is. We think differently, and we are basing this on GATO's astonishing success back in 2007. If it worked for them then it'll work for us now. Anyway, a few wartime policies....

Nuclear weapons. We have them and we will use them, especially if whoever we are fighting cannot defend against them. So that means we'll mostly be nuking smaller and younger nations. Yeah, we don't care either.

Peace. If any alliance wishes for peace with FAIL they will have to contact me. FAIL will not stop fighting until peace is reached with any alliance we are currently at war with. No, we will not just stop fighting because you have surrendered to Polaris, the Sith, the Tigers, or whomever. FAIL is a sovereign entity and that will be respected and acknowledged. Yes, we will be merciful and reasonable, asking only for an agreement to respect our independence following the war. Lastly on this, although we have stated what we will be looking for from the vanquished, rest assured our comards in arms, FAIL will not be seeking any ceasefire with any alliance until you are also done. We are with you until the end.

Individual surrenders. Should any nation wish to surrender to FAIL the terms are quite simple. You shall set your alliance affiliation to "FAIL PoW" and decommission all guerrilla camps*. Other wartime improvements may be kept. Any nation that surrenders shall not be permitted to rejoin the war on \m/'s side.

*This condition may be considered void if the nation surrendering is not surrendered but rather defecting to our side. In which case we wish to keep your nation in top fighting form, thus the improvements may be kept under the condition that you are indeed fighting on our side.

-Rebel Virginia,

God Emperor of FAIL

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Have fun, and good luck to you all

Actually, it's really just me at this point. Our bank currently at peace and will probably remain so until we have more members. A practical measure really. We can't afford to have our bank destroyed now can we?

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Actually, it's really just me at this point. Our bank currently at peace and will probably remain so until we have more members. A practical measure really. We can't afford to have our bank destroyed now can we?

ok then.. Just beware of the 7 bomber attacks. I hear they are deadly :lol1:

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ok then.. Just beware of the 7 bomber attacks. I hear they are deadly :lol1:

Indeed. The Guru Order truly is a force to be reckoned with.

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You Fail. :rolleyes:

Kind of funny considering that is sort of the point of this alliance. Actually, come to think of it, there really is not point to this alliance. Nevertheless, if anyone fails it is not FAIL, but rather those who are currently funding our war effort.

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So basically anyone allied to Umbrella, Fark, etc can now attack FAIL because you just mass declared on their side?

Alrighty then~

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So basically anyone allied to Umbrella, Fark, etc can now attack FAIL because you just mass declared on their side?

Alrighty then~

They attacked out friends. We will attack them. FAIL fights for freedom. Never give up, never surrender!

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Nuclear weapons. We have them and we will use them, especially if whoever we are fighting cannot defend against them. So that means we'll mostly be nuking smaller and younger nations. Yeah, we don't care either.

-Rebel Virginia,

God Emperor of FAIL

That's the spirit! :awesome:

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Hey, so you're filling one of my warslots!

Nice flag btw :)

Indeed I am. And thank you, I made it myself. Not only am I great, I am also an artist. I continue to impress myself everyday.

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Surrender now before the forces of FAIL overwhelm your petty alliances.

This is sound advice. Advice which I encourage all alliance who only require their members to maintain $700,000 war chests to follow. Trust me on this one.

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Shame you ain't able to hit everyone on the opposite side to ya RV eh. Best of luck in trying to not hit zero infra in your cities.

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Shame you ain't able to hit everyone on the opposite side to ya RV eh. Best of luck in trying to not hit zero infra in your cities.

Who says I can't hit everyone? As for the second part, I am unsinkable.

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They attacked out friends. We will attack them. FAIL fights for freedom. Never give up, never surrender!

You sir have balls.

o/

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I activate the bit of our treaty with FAIL that says I must blindly follow them into battle regardless of what I want to do, unless I do not want to.

M6

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This is sound advice. Advice which I encourage all alliance who only require their members to maintain $700,000 war chests to follow. Trust me on this one.

Judging by the war so far all alliances that "only require their members to maintain $700,000 war chests" are on your side, so i'm guessing thats a no on the advice :)

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