Stumpy Jung Il Posted January 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 (edited) How could you think that was my motivation? I've gotten some before. And Bob awards for that matter. Hmmm Jealous perhaps? You can have my Bob award. You deserve it more than I do. I'll have to dig it out of my CN mementos box. Guy at the pawn shop said it wasn't worth !@#$ anyway. I'll even toss in a super-secret Initiative decoder ring and a "lolFAN" t-shirt. I always come in third place. :'( I don't even think my article got nominated actually. And I've always wanted to be in the Initiative! But you can get those rings in any cereal box these days. :/ Also, no one deserves one more than you, dear mpol. No one. I am jealous though. Edited January 26, 2010 by Stumpy Jung Il Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mpol777 Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 I always come in third place. :'( Not in my book. Nobody puts Stumpy in a corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inquisitor Tolkien Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 I am jealous though. At the very least, NEW and Polaris don't have an MADP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stumpy Jung Il Posted January 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 (edited) Not in my book. Nobody puts Stumpy in a corner. Wait a minute... I get it! I wish I had a MADP with NEW like Polar does. Edited January 26, 2010 by Stumpy Jung Il Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 This is good stuff. Much truth in the OP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryuzaki Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Oh hey, you're right. Why'd you have to go and say that? ;_; Obviously because I am evil and like destroying peoples hopes and dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stumpy Jung Il Posted January 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Obviously because I am evil and like destroying peoples hopes and dreams. Thats why I do most things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Levistus Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Stumpy, I think you've nailed this giant offal laden conflict we're going to be stuck with. Too bad it won't make a lick of difference now that it's rolling downhill. (Dammit, we're supposed to be disagreeing on things, Stumpy, this sets a bad precedent) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stumpy Jung Il Posted January 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Stumpy, I think you've nailed this giant offal laden conflict we're going to be stuck with. Too bad it won't make a lick of difference now that it's rolling downhill. (Dammit, we're supposed to be disagreeing on things, Stumpy, this sets a bad precedent) Everytime a Valhalla member agrees with me I die a little inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookavich Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Sir, what must I do to get on your mailing list? I would love to be able to read your newsletter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stumpy Jung Il Posted January 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Sir, what must I do to get on your mailing list? I would love to be able to read your newsletter. Its simple my good sir. Simply move to purple and accept me as your God King. Then Ill mail you anything you like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilyn Caster Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Good to see the King of purple adding new alliances to his kingdom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stumpy Jung Il Posted January 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Good to see the King of purple adding new alliances to his kingdom Im always looking to acquire new minions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilselu1 Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Stumpy for Minister of Trains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inquisitor Tolkien Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Stumpy for Minister of Trains. Hmm. Yeeees. Maybe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stumpy Jung Il Posted January 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Stumpy for Minister of Trains. Speaking of awards I deserved but didn't win... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyfe XIV Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 I like the "and I am a jerk" part. That was funny. Your other adaptation fails. As I stated last night, we didn't care about synchronizing the rush, we decided to do it a bit differently and thought it would be fun and funny. For the most part that was a success. When the opponent is 90% offline at update why not have fun with it? Bottom line, our rush sucked but it wasn't an issue because we didn't care and because even with the crappiness of our declarations we still hit pretty much everyone that we actually could since we have a lot of small nations. So meh. "We messed up and you're calling us out?! Well the joke is on you because we WANTED to do it wrong. Now we just sit back and watch you complain... again" I love it stumpy, can I call you Jon Stewart? o/ CnG o/ Athens art in this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Empress Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Another excellent post Stumpy. Thanks for telling things like you see them. It's always very enlightening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusR3x Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 At last, a thread worth posting for!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alterego Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 I approve of this broadcast. If old man stumpy is wheeled out of retirement it means that bad decisions need to be glossed over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stumpy Jung Il Posted January 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 I approve of this broadcast. If old man stumpy is wheeled out of retirement it means that bad decisions need to be glossed over. Oh you! Your conspiracy theories about my activity never get old. Do you plan to write a song about it again or just post a bit? Also, when rsox told me he was making a card for you I jumped for joy. Nice sig too, its good to know I have fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venizelos Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 its kinda funny how when ODN entered CnG i couldnt believe it and a few days had to go by until i believed that it had actually happened and people werent just messing with my head ODN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alterego Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 (edited) Oh you! Your conspiracy theories about my activity never get old. Do you plan to write a song about it again or just post a bit? Also, when rsox told me he was making a card for you I jumped for joy. Nice sig too, its good to know I have fans. A young stumpy wouldn't have used the tin foil hat argument, its lazy. Should you lot win this beatdowns and race attacks will have been defended & vindicated as acceptable and worthy of defending at any cost regardless if its done by\m/, \M/K or anyone in the New Karma Order. edit: You did leave out one thing in the king of purple segment though. The part when you stabbed your MDoAP ally STA in the back. I guess the truth makes for crappy propaganda. Edited January 26, 2010 by Alterego Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denial Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 Quality publication imo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinousOne Posted January 26, 2010 Report Share Posted January 26, 2010 edit: You did leave out one thing in the king of purple segment though. The part when you stabbed your MDoAP ally STA in the back. I guess the truth makes for crappy propaganda. Well, they havn't actually done that yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.