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*In strolls Jacko, looking like the fine pirate princess that he is*

Well hello there folks. It’s good to see all of your beautiful faces shining back up at me. I come to you tonight bearing grave news. Recently, C&G lapdogs ODN requested entry into our fine bloc. We all laughed, and some of us even wrote down the hilarious event so we could remember it later. Though, as fate would have it, we awoke afternoon to find that in a collective drunken stupor, we had all voted to accept those optional defenders. We have spent the last few days frantically trying to find a way out of it, but alas, we have failed.

I’m sorry for this, world, but we are all going to have to make due.

Orange Defense Network is now a member of the Complaints and Grievances Union

Signed on behalf of Athens,

Londo Mollari, Archon eponymos

Max Beck, Archon eponymos

rsoxbronco1, Archon basileus

HavoK, Archon basileus

Jgoods45, Theorodokos

GeorgetheGreat, Theorodokos

Signed on behalf of the Federation of Buccaneers,

Pirate King: Shinpah

Pirate King: Sagha

Princess: Jacko

Signed on behalf of the Greenland Republic,

Archon: Ilselu1

Vice-Archon: Shamedmonkey

Minister of Foreign Affairs: Gn0x

Minister of Defence: Kestral

Minister of Finance: St Heliers

Minister of the Interior: Kosherness

Senate: Cripple, Wurzel, Lord Akanata, Trebekistan, Tolkien

Signed on behalf of the Mushroom Kingdom,

Archon, King of the Mushroom Kingdom

SirWilliam, Prince of the Mushroom Kingdom

babyjesus, Lord High Vanguard

MagicalTrevor, Lord High Envoy

James I, Lord High Treasurer

Stormsend, Lord High Communicator

lebubu, Lord High Inductor

Signed on behalf of Vanguard,

Grand Architects of Vanguard

The Sovereign, Rafael Nadal

The Vizier, Thaliak

The Consul Stumpy

Architects of Vanguard

The Sword, Negev

The Shield, Pocho

The Hammer, Afro-Ninja

The Treasurer, Gork

The Scholar, Uncoordinated

Signed on behalf of =LOST=,

Hombre De Murcielago, Emperor

Mandellav, Minister of Foreign Affairs

Eratria, Minister of War

Devilyn Caster, Minister of Internal Affairs

NeoX, Chief Justice

Signed on behalf of the Orange Defense Network,

Arsenal, Secretary General

Sunstar, Assistant Secretary General

OsRavan, Secretary of Defense

Joracy, Secretary of State

Huttervan, Secretary of the Interior

Merlin, Secretary of Economics


Banksy, Dujek, eZe, Salka Palmir, Soccerbro

Edited by Jacques Cousteau
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