Benjamin Arouet Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 I am proud to have the opportunity on this auspicious night to present to the assembled alliances of Planet Bob a relationship born from the infinite wisdom of inebriated waterfowl and various other malcontents. Without further ado, please allow me to introduce formally to the world a treaty long in the making with our good friends at Athens: The CSN/Athens Help I'm Being Held Prisoner And Forced To Write Treaties Treaty This document serves as a recognition of the friendship between Send help they barely feed me I don't know how much time I have left the commonwealth of Sovereign Nations and Athens. 1 Sovereignty Both alliances will remain sovereign and separate but I was at home with my family and there was a knock at the door and I opened it and then it went black oh god is my family ok what did they do to them? will remain repectful and courteous of each other at all times. 2 Espionage Both parties agree to refrain from spying on each other, and in the event that Someone please I need to know if my wife is ok, I never even kissed her goodbye did I tell her I love her someone please oh god please one party discovers any intel of interest to the other they will inform them immediately. 3 Optional Military Aid In the event that one party engages in military action of any kind they may the guards change shifts every noon and midnight, please send help. from the stars through my window I think I'm in the southern hemisphere please I don't know what they are planning for me request the assistance of the other. Such aid is not obligatory but is encouraged. 4 Cancellation In the event that the relationship between CSN and Athens changes, this treaty can be cancelled by giving 49 hours notice of cancellation and I think they are going to kill me when I finish this please if you read this tell my children I loved them. take care of them please. Deirdre I love you once the treaty is cancelled a 34 hour grace period exists I sharpened a sliver of metal from my cot springs when I tell them I finished I will try to break free! FREEDOM OR DEATH! during which time neither party may attack the other. Signed on behalf of Athens, Londo Mollari, Archon eponymos Max Beck, Archon eponymos rsoxbronco1, Archon basileus HavoK, Archon basileus Jgoods45, Theorodokos GeorgetheGreat, Theorodokos Signed on behalf of the Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations, Goose *hic*, Head of State *hic*, Warmonger of GUARD *hic*, Hater of Huggles *hic*, and Old Man with a Cane *hic*, Arouet, Deputy Head of State, Goose's Maligned Conscience, Eagle, Preacher of the Word of the Bird Allied_Threat, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Preacher of Warmonger, Conscientious Objector to the War That's in My Mind, Slayer of Infidels, Doer of Your Mum. Hetman Vladislav, Minister of Defense, Generalissimo of CSN, Turner of heads into coleslaw, AT's minion, Über level 33 paladin Disclaimer: Few members of the Commonwealth Treaty-Drafting staff were harmed in the writing of this accord. Fewer will live to sabotage future treaties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 (edited) Wait, who the hell got drunk and signed this? Heads will roll! Also, Athens..need some help tech raiding? Edited January 16, 2010 by wickedj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedestro Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 I always suspected! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruggsymuggs Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Wait what? Much plaudits for this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Cato Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Congrats to CSN and Athens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinoTheRoman Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Well, even though my sig isn't on this, it's supposed to be but whatever Hoorah for Athens and CSN's friendship expanding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gambona Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Congratulations CSN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Diesel Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Awesome writing, CSN. It's been a while since someone was creative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave93 Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 o/CSN o/Athens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurricaneLOL Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 (edited) Honestly, unexpected. o/ Athens o/ CSN Edited January 16, 2010 by HurricaneLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buds The Man Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 A very sad day has occured this is one announcement from CSN that i can not hail, not only that i just threw up in my mouth a little. Im truly sorry to see this Goose and co. Good luck I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Archer Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Now here's an announcement I can get behind. Congrats guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Damn. i knew i shouldve put "inb4 haters" in my earlier post, now its too late Also Hurricane, dont scare me like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred von Tirpitz Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 What is this, i dont even.... WickedJ and Londo allied? brb constructing additional pylons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hetman Vladislav Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 o/ CSN o/ Athens hailing is immoral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juslen Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Very nice, getting closer to the SF family I see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin McDonald Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Amazing. Congrats to both my allies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Very nice, getting closer to the SF family I see Can you blame them? I mean look at how awesome we are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred von Tirpitz Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Very nice, getting closer to the SF family I see Resistance is futile, give in to the huggles. Or instead, give in for the sake of good beer and loads of bacon. Congratulations CSN and Athens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedestro Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Very nice, getting closer to the SF family I see My plan is working.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laserwolf Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Congrats to Athens and CSN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Can you blame them? I mean look at how awesome we are No, not really. expected/10 Have fun I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Londo Mollari Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 o/ CSNo/ Athens hailing Athens is immoral FTFY. Those wreaths sure look nice together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 No, not really.expected/10 Have fun I guess. Expected indeed, Hal. It's cool though i know how much love you have for Athens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantastico Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 A very sad day has occured this is one announcement from CSN that i can not hail, not only that i just threw up in my mouth a little. Im truly sorry to see this Goose and co. Good luck I guess. Congrats on giving Buds the Man indigestion, CSN and Athens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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