MOTU-Man Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 (edited) Official announcement by MOTU-Man Preambel The Alliance of "free Grä..." was formed by the people of the nation MOTU-Maniacs and their supporters. All facts stated in this announcement are real and can be proofed (top secret data won't be shared). The rest is pure propaganda... In the following statements, I want to describe how all this happened. I am awfully sorry and I hope CN can understand me and we are all friends... Statement of the high doctor of MOTU-Maniacs Wazupdoc IV: The leader of MOTU-Maniacs aka MOTU-Man is torn between his feelings. He loves Grämlins and hate to see Ram taking away all the fun and the principles Grä ones stood for. On the other hand MOTU is now a TOP guy and starts to not like Grä and its leader more and more. Yesterday night, the feelings have been so overwhelming, that they resulted in several voices in his head. We managed to extract some "conversations" out of his head by our "way beyond technology"-mind-reading-machine. On a side note, I will sell this machine in may 2010. Orders are appreciated... But back to topic. Around 1/13/2010 2:20:49 PM we catch this conversation: ...MOTU-Man[TOP]: oh jeez.. this ram is so annoying... the fact he didnt support us in the "short war" was so lame... I so much want to attack him... MOTU-Man[Grä]: stfu.. u cant do that... its grämlins, and even though he is a pita, this would cause too much trouble... MOTU-Man[TOP] crushed his head on the control panel several times MOTU-Man[Grä]: wtf... what did u do? MOTU-Man[TOP]: huh? MOTU-Man[Grä]: u just launched the rockets?!? MOTU-Man[TOP]: fu, i didnt MOTU-Man[Grä]: no, fu...yes u did! look!! MOTU-Man[TOP]: ups...my fault ^^ MOTU-Man[TOP]: but look.. it didn't hit him... Noone will get hurt...^^ MOTU-Man[Grä]: but our rockets are 100%... let me see where it hit. MOTU-Man[TOP]: k MOTU-Man[Grä]: oh.. it hit farlandia MOTU-Man[TOP]: far... what? MOTU-Man[Grä]: farlandia, the hippie country.. hobbits and stuff.. u know MOTU-Man[TOP]: ah, i c... so no big deal, right? MOTU-Man[Grä]: yup... send a few more... now we declared anyway. we ll say "we are sorry, was a mistake...". Till they recognize whats going on, we are gone anyway hehe MOTU-Man[TOP]: hehehe.. true... MOTU-Man[TOP]: send MOTU-Man[Grä]: wtf did u do now? MOTU-Man[TOP]: I send a few more, dummy MOTU-Man[Grä]: y.. but they hit ram... omg MOTU-Man[TOP]: ups.... my fault i guess MOTU-Man[Grä]: your fault my $@!... fu MOTU-Man[TOP]: now we are in a real war... we need to stop him and show a statement of anti-support MOTU-Man[Grä]: well... now that i think about it, you are right... we declared anyway (again) grrrr... can go full war now as well MOTU-Man[TOP]: see.. i ain't THAT stupid... MOTU-Man[Grä]: righth... ... a few minutes later we catch this convo: ...MOTU-Man[TOP]: WTF... why did we attack LQ?!? Are u insane???? MOTU-Man[Grä]: nope MOTU-Man[TOP]: nope what? MOTU-Man[Grä]: I aint insane ;P MOTU-Man[TOP]: grrr... but why did u attack him MOTU-Man[Grä]: he left Grämlins the days back. I consider this traitor. traitors needs to be punished. Since none punished him yet. I will do... and u too now ups MOTU-Man[TOP]: fu... MOTU-Man[Grä]: no fu ... unfortunately we had some black outs, due to the fact of minor invaders on our borers near the power plant. So we couldn't get the full conversation in his mind. As you can see his high emperor made up his mind before declaring war. We are sure he will be back to normal, as far u can call it normal, but that's another story... in a few weeks or so... So, I want everybody out there to support him with much love, so he will recover fast and we can all go back to our normal work. Thanks in advance. Statement of the high mil commander of MOTU-Maniacs Hordac: blablabla... I need uranium and other secret trades. If anyone of you is willing to support me on my way please send a secret trade offer. Uranium is much appreciated Statement of the high FA-minister of MOTU-Maniacs We are the victim in this story... yes, we might have launched one or two missiles... ok... our fault... but it was all by accident! believe me. we are no harm to anybody... It was all a plot by ES to engage TOP and Grä in a war to make this game more interesting. It was all well planed out by foreign villains... Now the gov of each alliance are forcing their members to do screen shots of each fight, cause they fear, some warriors might actually not really fight, but just raid... I ask you, Is this the world we want to live in? governments forcing their members to attack friends or brothers... nations get sanctioned for just attacking another nation? no nuke has left the silo yet, but our country got sanctioned by the orange minister and brown one? Is this the right way? preemptive strikes? TOP and Grä falling apart due to an egocentric leader? Is this what we want? Make your own mind fair people of cybernations... make your own mind... Statement of MOTU-Man himself Well, I am sorry... but I can't sit there and watch how Grämlins and TO are falling apart... My wish is to free Grämlins from his dictator and to give this game some more fun and tensions... FAQ Q: Will i get a 3rd eye by all the nukes that might fly? A: probably not, this is just a game, tard! Q: if I attack MOTU, will i get one of his nukes A: If u nuke me, I have the right to nuke you Q: what is your goal with all this mess? A: I want Ram out of power from Grämlins? And some bic macs... Q: Why did you attack farlandia? She got nothing to do with TOP or Grämlins? A: That's true, but sharing is caring... so I thought i share the fun with her. I am a gentlemen, you know... Q: Why LQ? A: Why not? ****************************************************************************** MOTU-Man: Everybody who wants to support me, feel free to join my AA and help me to free the Grämlins! Due to a mistake by some orange guy I am looking for (secret) trades, preferable uranium bad spys are welcome too ^^ Thanks for the time and the read. And maybe some of you saw what I did thar a few times.... Any support is appreciated... Fare well... Cheers MOTU edit: english is not my peace of cake. go live with this... edit 2: modified pic up again. thanks for the hint, mod Edited January 14, 2010 by MOTU-Man ModEdit: removed filter evasion image Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirMe Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Good luck MOTU. Have some fun bud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellAngel Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 True story. I was there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omas Nams Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Nicely presented Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desperado Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I thought this was going to include the nuke stats for damage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ejayrazz Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Good luck Motu. I wish Gremlins could have been saved as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omas Nams Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Good luck Motu. I wish Gremlins could have been saved as well. Well whether it needs/needed saving is dependant on your point of view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalkerNinja Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 (edited) Question to MOTU: Since LM is fighting you, do you consider him a supporter of Ramirus? Edited January 14, 2010 by WalkerNinja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janax Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 My poor Reyne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
der_ko Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 My wish is to free Grämlins from his dictator and to give this game some more fun and tensions... I was under the impression Ramirus was elected democraticly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ejayrazz Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 (edited) Well whether it needs/needed saving is dependant on your point of view. It needs saving. Deep down you know it, or I would hope you would by now. You have both the love and the skills to save it, hence you still being there. Much respect for you Omas, truly and sincerely. Edited January 14, 2010 by Ejayrazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omas Nams Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 (edited) It needs saving. Deep down you know it, or I would hope you would by now. You have both the love and the skills to save it, hence you still being there. Much respect for you Omas, truly and sincerely. The alliance has changed, no doubt, but whether it's better or worse now than it once was is down to personal opinion. edit: <3 Edited January 14, 2010 by Omas Nams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sal Paradise Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 May Random Number Generator favour your endeavors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratonbox Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Seems like the only wars that happen on Planet Bob are only the so called "rogue wars".. nothing else interesting.. so .. Yay! whomever it may concern! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ejayrazz Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 The alliance has changed, no doubt, but whether it's better or worse now than it once was is down to personal opinion.edit: <3 What is your opinion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egwaterboy61 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I don't get any love? PS: I would like to order one of the mind-readers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omas Nams Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 What is your opinion? It's different. There are some things I miss greatly about how it once was, mainly all you guys that have left us :'(, but there are some things that have improved and that's why I'm still here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Have fun man. I always enjoyed our chats back in the NADC days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnerjack Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 This is in-character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Will Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I am going DOWN on you, MOtu..... I mean... YOU ARE GOING DOWN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilien Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Something is happening here and you don't know what it is, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ejayrazz Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 It's different. There are some things I miss greatly about how it once was, mainly all you guys that have left us :'(, but there are some things that have improved and that's why I'm still here Aye. Have fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omas Nams Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Aye. Have fun. I will. And one day I'm sure I'll sit down on that leather chair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ejayrazz Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 I will. And one day I'm sure I'll sit down on that leather chair It'll always be there for someone like you. I got some special gifts on the side as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derwood1 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Does any of this have anything to do with Grämlins being stricken thru on the Citadel Wiki page? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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