Style #386 Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 You can all blame Hizzy for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunstar Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 (edited) Fail SecGen is fail. Edit: Unless the war is the battle in which a wild treaty appears! Edited January 12, 2010 by Sunstar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Style #386 Posted January 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 (edited) I'm Not Gonna Raichu A Treaty Today Preamble <Sunstar> I'm like a frackin' Articuno !@#$%*es.<Sunstar> Cooler than ice. Article 1: No Trainer Battles Both trainers agree to not fight with one another for the entire duration of this fad and agree to never steal the others Gameboy or erase their save file. Both parties agree to never give items, TMs, or strategy guides to any other trainers that a signatory of this treaty is already challenging. Any overt or malicious violations of this article may result in immediate cancellation of these accords by the affected party. Article 2: Respect For Other Trainers Both trainers shall not feel obliged to hand over any of their gym badges to the other. Any overt or malicious violations of this article may result in immediate cancellation of these accords by the affected party. Article 3: A Song About Friendship Both trainers realize that its you and me. Moreover, it is acknowledged that such is their destiny. Oh, and they also wish to make it clear that they are each others best friend, especially in a world we must defend. They both realize that they each have a heart so true, and that when applied in a suitable manner, that their courage will pull them through. You teach me and I'll teach you, Po-ke-mon! Gotta catch'em all. Article 4: Intelligence Both trainers agree to share any and all information regarding the best routes through caves, where the tough trainers are, and the best starting Pokemon is. The mutual updating of each other's Pokedexes is strongly encouraged. Any information passed shall be kept confidential(ish) and not shared with any third parties (including www.gamefreak.com) unless explicit permission is given in order to do so. Article 5: Trading via the Link Cable Both trainers agree to assist the other signatory when various items (including, but not limited to rare candies, spare poke-balls, and potions) is requested. Additionally, both trainers are free to consider and partake in the trading of their captured pokemon. All requests for assistance must be reasonable and justified. Although highly encouraged to grant the request, neither party has an obligation to fulfil this request and this decision shall be respected and supported by the other signatory, regardless. Article 6: Defense & Aggression Every challenge along the way, with courage we will face. We will battle every day to claim our rightful place. Come with us, the time is right; there's no better team. Arm in arm we'll win the fight! Its always been our dream! Should a trainer be jumped by another trainer in tall grass, the rock tunnel, or against the Elite Four, the other will stop at nothing to come to the defence of the attacked signatory. In the event that one trainer challenges someone else to a battle, the other trainer has the option of joining in for some double-battle madness. This is non-chaining. Article 7: Turning the Power Off This treaty may be cancelled at any time by either trainer. The cancelling trainer must give the other trainer a private phone call, using the 'Pack,' with at least 72 hour notice of their intent to cancel. This pact shall remain in effect until this time period passes, at which point it shall be declared officially null and void by Professor Oak. Should Articles 1 or 2 be violated with no chance of a resolution, this pact may be cancelled immediately by the affected trainer, thereby releasing both trainers from all the terms and obligations set out in this pact at the moment cancellation notice is given. Article 8: The language barrier There are some really, really old people who don't understand pokemon (they must be older than Professor Oak or something). To prevent the language barrier from being an issue, this document is to be interpreted as a non-chaining MDoAP with a 72 hour cancellation clause, which is an upgrade of the former ODN and Athens treaty Orange you glad Athens has your back. Defense isn't Optional. Signed on behalf of the Optional Defense Network, Signed on behalf of Athens, Edited January 12, 2010 by Style #386 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpcurley Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 o/ ODN... I think... Who yall fighting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The AUT Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 (edited) Alright, I saw it. My feelings - perfect treaty for each other. Well that's just Edited January 12, 2010 by The AUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalaskan Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 For what? If this is just a joke thread, it is well...lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjaminperdomo Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 (edited) wut? Edit: Congrats in the treaty, friends Edited January 12, 2010 by benjaminperdomo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itseZe Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 A wild treaty appears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunstar Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 I represent the power of ice! I always fight at full power! Also, I am glad that our relationship with Athens can be represented as written above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalkerNinja Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 First GATO, now the ODN. I think Athens is trying to join AEGIS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soccerbum Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 I represent the power of ice! I always fight at full power!Also, I am glad that our relationship with Athens can be represented as written above. Can you be any more lame? Wait, we signed a treaty with Athens? /slowbro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joracy Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Pika pi! Very happy to see this, even if I couldn't go down as Pikajor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDragon Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Congratulations to our good allies in ODN and Athens BD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerschbs Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 I figured it out! congrats guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banksy Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Fail Arsenal is fail. Oh- and nice to see this treaty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Flinders Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 (edited) Lame trick is lame. Edited January 12, 2010 by Captain Flinders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 I love this. Thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President Obama Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 I like the pokemon signatures. Definitely a nice touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoffron X Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 In before Optional Defense Network! Yeah! Also, in before expected/10, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twizzler Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Arsenal fail. Yay for treaties. I'm going to catch'em all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Panda Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Would you like to give a nickname to the wild treaty? Congrats to ODN and Athens, may this treaty last a thousand battles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashen Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Although the title misled me, I thought the treaty was creative. Go you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenex Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Oh my gawd its a RARE EPIC TREATY! GIVE ME A MASTER BALL! QUICK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjaminperdomo Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 First GATO, now the ODN.I think Athens is trying to join AEGIS. Good times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claphamsa Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 (edited) im confused... why would ANYONE sign a treaty with Athens.... as we could ask the same of ODN.... this should be the piling the trash in the corner pact! Edited January 12, 2010 by claphamsa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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