Itsuki Koizumi Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 AI supports our friends in Nutty North Korea. As they always say, North Korea is best Korea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sighet Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 (edited) I will stand against this authoritative regime, and their hatred for pigs, we attack tomorrow! Heil! Signed, Pigler. Sec. of War & leader of the 4th Reich Edited January 12, 2010 by sighet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeternalis Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 but nothing about your hidden, under-ground nukes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emporor Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 but nothing about your hidden, under-ground nukes? Shhhhh... no one is supposed to know I am secretly selling them nukes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted January 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Shhhhh... no one is supposed to know I am secretly selling them nukes. Give us aids, or we will use these nuke on your nation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infidel Israeli Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 AI supports NNK in this conflict. North Korea is best Korea. o/ NNK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpMasterFlash Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 (edited) I will now bring a program from china to our lands since it is needed. "FRIENDS NOT FOOD" This program was created for Dogs but seeing how Pigs are of the same character and intelligence I see no reason why the program can't be moved lateral in nature to this food source. People please, Do not eat bacon. Pig are our friends. I know what you are saying. How could I not eat something so succulent and savory? Two words... CAT BACON You heard it here first! Cat bacon is everything Turkey bacon is not. It is sweet, savory and oh satisfying. Not to mention Cats are annoying little devils who only acknowledge your existence when they are hungry, want outside (if you allow that) or are itchy. They shread everything up with their claws and yak the expensive food that you gave them out of good will onto your best rug. Outside of that, they could care-less about your reality. Edited January 12, 2010 by ChimpMasterFlash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpcurley Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 I will now bring a program from china to our lands since it is needed. "FRIENDS NOT FOOD" This program was created for Dogs but seeing how Pigs are of the same character and intelligence I see no reason why the program can't be moved lateral in nature to this food source. People please, Do not eat bacon. Pig are our friends. I know what you are saying. How could I not eat something so succulent and savory? Two words... CAT BACON You heard it here first! Cat bacon is everything Turkey bacon is not. It is sweet, savory and oh satisfying. Not to mention Cats are annoying little devils who only acknowledge your existence when they are hungry, want outside (if you allow that) or are itchy. They shread everything up with their claws and yak the expensive food that you gave them out of good will onto your best rug. Outside of that, they could care-less about your reality. Do not listen to this man! He is spreading lies about bacon! My baconologist tell me most cats lack the belly fat to make bacon efficiently and you must kill 20x the amount of cats to yield the same amount of bacon as one pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpMasterFlash Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 (edited) Do not listen to this man! He is spreading lies about bacon! My baconologist tell me most cats lack the belly fat to make bacon efficiently and you must kill 20x the amount of cats to yield the same amount of bacon as one pig. It does take more cats but considering that they breed 20X faster and take up 30X less space, this is a win for catbacon farmers everywhere! Edited January 12, 2010 by ChimpMasterFlash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Those who kill cats answer to me. )): Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpMasterFlash Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 Those who kill cats answer to me. )): {hides the catbacon} Kill is such a strong word, think of it as "reclaiming resources." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted January 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 If you turn all the cats into bacon, what would we eat in our restaurants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpcurley Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 If you turn all the cats into bacon, what would we eat in our restaurants? I hear dogs are still popular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Beck Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 while baccon is bad for the body it is also tasty, thus i shall remain baccon neutral. no. yes. maybe? probably both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon God Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 I support Bacon is the endeavors for global Korean domination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Anthraxus Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 The Circle of Icarus Effective immediately The Circle of Icarus removes all tariffs imposed on the importation of Bacon in support of this thread. Signed - PorkusMaximus:MoPP Minister of Pork Products Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireblade Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 LOL epic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emporor Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Those who kill cats answer to me. )): And ME I hear dogs are still popular. You are a traitor, how dare you want to kill mans best friend. >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorchin Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 (edited) The Circle of Icarus Effective immediately The Circle of Icarus removes all tariffs imposed on the importation of Bacon in support of this thread. Signed - PorkusMaximus:MoPP Minister of Pork Products This shall be remembered Edited January 13, 2010 by Gorchin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilhelm the Demented Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 It is every mans right to consume bacon. Why deny them that right completely? The least you could do is instead of imposing restrictions, you can inform them of the risk involved and trust them to make the appropriate decision! o/ Bacon o/ Liberty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Messian Order Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 LOL, try telling that to the muslim world. We're always the life of the party By the way, this happy disco poster is actually Chinese. It was made by Wang Bingkun in 1986. North Korean posters never depict such blatant westernization, for quite obvious reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raclaf Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 sound interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted January 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 By the way, this happy disco poster is actually Chinese. It was made by Wang Bingkun in 1986. North Korean posters never depict such blatant westernization, for quite obvious reasons. You are claim that glorious artwork of Dear Leader are Chinaese? This is disgrace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Might it be possible to extract bacon from leopard seals? Those penguin-eating !@#$%^&* have tonnes of belly fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreativName Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 I'm sorry, I didn't read the post. Kept staring at Kim's awesome hairstyle. Oh, and.. <3 Bacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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