Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 (edited) North Korea Response To Rebel Force Which Threaten Right of Dear Leader To Ban Bacon Within Worker's State Of Korea Greeting once amore. It are I, Park Hwang-Bo. Recent, a misleaded and foolful alliance knowned as BACoN are declare war on North Korea. They are claim to be free bacon for their people, and claim that North Korea is terrible country for ban bacon. They maked pathetic propaganda movie that be fulled of so many lie. I, Park Hwang-Bo, were put in charge of making truthfulled and honest movie of VietHam war. Before we reveal masterpiece, Nigel Burnsley had writtened arguments about whys BACoN are wrong, and a special, never-before-seen speech from Kim Jong-Ils. Bacon. Synonymous with succulent, moist, crisp and delicious. But it is also synonymous with Deadly. Our Dear Leader, Kim Jong-Il, used to consume much bacon, incorporating it into his healthy, balanced diet of lobster, fine wine, chocolate eclairs, turkish delight and pringles. Last year, Kim Jong-Il, our Dear and Eternal Leader, suffered a heart attack. He demanded that his top officials investigate this matter, and they returning to him with a troubling outcome. It turns out his bacon had been poisoned with fat, grease and excess salt. Kim Jong-Il was shocked, and found out that his other foods had been poisoned with similar chemicals. His officials did much research and discovered that a treatment plan known as 'Jenny Craig' was the only cure for this specific poisoning. He was reluctant initially, until he heard "You can eat all the food you want, and still lose the weight!", which cleared up all concerns he had with the treatment. So with his recovery secured, he immediately made a speech at the United Alliances regarding the incident: "I been good guy my whole life. Santa always leave me lots of present, and people say how much they loves me, sometime even when gun not pointed at their head! But for past 69 year, I been poisoned by dangerous and little known chemical called 'calories' and 'fat'. Because of this, I ban all bacon in North Korea and replace it with even more leafs and barks." The BACoN Delegate rose to his feet, screaming about the injustices of the North Korean Government, and had to be forcefully removed. Days later, BACoN guerilla fighters invaded North Korea, using the slogan: "Over you must not fork Your precious supply of pork" The following movie is to show you the resilience and strength of the VietJong forces: Vietham War We will win. There are numerous reasons why North Korea is better than BACoN, despite the lies they may tell you: We're Eco-Friendly We're always the life of the party "Who needs protection?" - Kim Il Sung Edited January 11, 2010 by Kaiser Gutenhagen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnsey Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Nigel Burnsey Also good luck with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 I like this. Carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khyber Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 That video was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m3g4tr0n Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Bacon. Synonymous with succulent, moist, crisp and delicious. But it is also synonymous with Deadly. You speak the truth, sir. Good luck, and God speed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Serbitar Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 This campaign against Bacon will end in tragedy. I implore both sides to fry up a solution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jar Jar Binks Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Interesting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 I suggest the Dear Leader increase his intake of herring, which is delicious and heart-healthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantastico Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 That video was good. Yes, it was, for reaching a new low in commie bacon-hating propaganda. This ornery menace must be stopped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coven Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 North Korea is Best Korea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpMasterFlash Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 (edited) again, great video. All the best to N. Korea. Edited January 11, 2010 by ChimpMasterFlash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alterego Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 North Korea is Best Korea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britwarlord Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 (edited) What is your stance on mutton? Edited January 11, 2010 by britwarlord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emporor Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 I am Emp, and I don't approve this thread. o/ BACoN And so what if bacon causes death? We all have to die sometime, might as well get the most out of life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Louis the II Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 The admin on CN should hire you Kaiser...another epic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamyl Sarum Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Epic win detected here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Louis the II Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 By the way, I have a solution for this conflict. My nation is starting to sell "Diet Bacon" if you guys are interested we can discuss it. Each Ton of diet bacon comes with 356 free units of diet double quarter pounders... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emporor Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 By the way, I have a solution for this conflict. My nation is starting to sell "Diet Bacon" if you guys are interested we can discuss it. Each Ton of diet bacon comes with 356 free units of diet double quarter pounders... How does it taste? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Louis the II Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 How does it taste? Oh man... I was afraid someone would ask that....ok never mind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emporor Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Oh man... I was afraid someone would ask that....ok never mind... Yeah, nothing is as good as the real thing ya know. o/ BACoN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilhelm the Demented Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 Everyone deserves bacon. o/ BACoN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zikawe Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 That is a good video. Good effort! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandeza Posted January 11, 2010 Report Share Posted January 11, 2010 I <3 you kaiser. Why'd you have to go rogue on menotah D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorchin Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 They have no right to tell us we have no right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpcurley Posted January 12, 2010 Report Share Posted January 12, 2010 I implore you to provide bacon to the masses! Bacon is healthy and tasty. Our scientist have proven it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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