Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 (edited) The Defectors Meeting Welcome to secret meeting of The Defectors. I are Kim Dong-Bo, leader of group of which is name The Defectors. We have are escape from oppresive, totalitarian regime of Kim Jong-Il, and we are here to tell what life is like among Nutty North Koreans. The belowed is part of report are writed by Government official Park Hwang-Bo and Nigel Burnsley, and it detail details of North Korea life. Music: North Koreans know how to rock out with the rest of you hipsters. The band above is called "Crazy Beats for the Pro Hipster, Kim Jong-Il, son". Their top songs include: Smells Like Kim Jong-Il Drop It Like It's Kim Jong-Il Like North Korean Soldiers North Korea Love Ice Ice Kim Jong-Il Hard Knock Life (North Korea Anthem) Education: Our school uniforms are very important. We did much research in many informative documentaries, such as Sailor Moon, to decide their design. Furthermore, we have the most advanced technology. The students here are writing a report on whether Kim Jong-Il is as strong as Superman and Spiderman combined, or Flash and the Green Lanturn combined. But that student in the back was playing "Pop Pamela's Boobs" on Armor Games, and had his screen covered with wrapping paper. We don't tolerate misbehaviour in North Korea. Sports: North Korea boasts many victories in international sports. We have won the FIFA World Cup 267 years in a row, and we have won all the Gold medals in the Olympic games since it was first started in North Korea. The woman above, Kim Nam-Chow, is fighting to get the ball from the visibly weaker and more stupid Frenchwoman on the left. This is because if she loses the game, she'll get her balls cut off. We call this motivational strategy, the "Win the game or you'll get your balls cut off" strategy. International Services: We have massive hotel chains across North Korea for the sole purpose of catering to the Capitalist pigs that stagnate in our glorious capital city, Pyongba- Pongyon- whatever it is. The Capitalist pigs order the strangest foods: Stone Crab, CherryStone Clam, Rock Cornish Hen, Sand Shark, Sandwich, Chicken Nugget, Marble Cake, Stone Ground Bread, Fruity Peddles, and even Rock Candy. So we served them their food, and they called us stupid. Well, sorry, but you're the ones ordering rocks. So we see that some writed part of document are lies. For starter, North Korea student can't access Armor Games in school. Secondly, North Korea restaurants do not offer Marble Cake. And lastly, we research this and discover that womens don't has balls. North Korea is trying to lie to you about how they are lives. The only part that are completely true is what we did not specify as lie above. Park Hwang-Bo and 15 soldiers barge into the meeting "Arrest these people who are of speaking against North Korea!" says Hwang-Bo You and your fellow meeting people scramble Park yells "Open fire on these people such that they die from the bullet wounds which we will be inflicting on them with our gun fire!" You run up to a North Korean soldier and do some crazy Jackie Chan s*** "S-shoot him!" Hwang-Bo yells You get shot 37 times in the torso, 12 times in the legs, 5 times in the arms, and 246 times in the head Join Nutty North Koreans today. If you don't, we'll assassinate your leader, Justin Bieber. Forums: http://adet.forumotion.co.uk AA: Nutty North Koreans Treaties: MDoAP with TOS, OADP with AI Edited January 7, 2010 by Kaiser Gutenhagen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glitch2030 Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 i see.. and i laugh in the face of you hahahaaha i fart in your genirel direction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeternalis Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 what is the age of that drummer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blckpnthr Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 i lol'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted January 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 i see.. and i laugh in the face of you hahahaaha i fart in your genirel direction That's charming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurricaneLOL Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 best thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpcurley Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 (edited) BACoN Shall sanction NNK until they grant their people freedom to eat bacon! Edited January 7, 2010 by kpcurley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow King Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Der Kaiser is .... well...... Nutty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infidel Israeli Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 ...but I love justin beiber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itsuki Koizumi Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Mandatory Justin Bieber picture here^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarvisd Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Well I saw this coming o/ Derkaiser O/ DERKAISER NAO Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorchin Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Maybe this will get people to join Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razorade Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Holy @$%# Epic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itsuki Koizumi Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 still the best recruitment thread in this place by far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daggarz Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Read this and laughed. o/ NNK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masterfod Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 (edited) /me sighs Oh Der, tsk tsk tsk Good luck with this one. Edited January 7, 2010 by Masterfod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itsuki Koizumi Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 must add another mandatory picture due to Popularity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted January 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 North Korea: Party like it's 1945 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted January 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Kim Il Sung: Who needs protection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted January 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Pesky gnomes stealing your stuff? We'll crush their little spines in half free of charge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted January 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 You shall not pass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted January 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Want those pesky Americans to stop dropping your babies in wells? Join Nutty North Koreans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britwarlord Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 ow my ribs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted January 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 North Korea: Those other chumps just can't keep up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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