jekalle Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 During our time investigating claims of insider trading and corporate espionage, we got to know The Corporation on a level that usually ended up at the sleazy strip club down the road from their headquarters. After a few nights of cheap gin and equally cheap strippers, it became clear that we shared very similar values, especially since Archer was paying. Preamble Having reviewed their yearly financials and received clearance from our own Board of Directors, Ragnarok hereby accepts The Corporation's Bribe Money. Article I: Sovereignty Both alliances agree not to infringe on each other's rights as separate and sovereign alliances. Article II: Friendship The signatories agree to remain cordial and respectful towards each other at all times. Should any issues arise, both signatories agree to attempt to resolve them in private. Article III: Mutual Defense An attack on one of these signatories is an attack on the other. In the event of a defensive war, each signatory is expected to come to the immediate defense of the other militarily, financially, and diplomatically. Article IV: Optional Aggression In the event of an offensive war by either signatory, assistance may be requested. While encouraged to do so, this assistance is given at the signatories discretion. Refusal of assistance in this case is not considered grounds for cancellation of this pact. Article: V: Cancellation In the unfortunate event that one signatory should feel that they need to cancel this treaty, they may do so with 48 hour notice. Before such a decision is reached, the signatories agree to make every attempt to resolve any issues that may lead to such a possible decision. agreed upon by both alliances. Signed for Ragnarok: Van Hoo III, Emperor of Ragnarok AlfredvonTirpitz, Regent Wombaticus, Vice-Regent Jekalle, High Chancellor Kinzer, Vice-Chancellor Rampage3, Consul Signed for The Corporation: iClean, Chief Executive Officer Kevin McDonald, Chairman of the Board Jon Archer, Chief Operating Officer Legend, Chief Administrative Officer Obiwan, Chief Financial Officer Valves, Chief Security Officer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Haha, This is awesome Hai Archer o/ RoK o/ Corp o/ Sleazy Strippers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DracoDark Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 o/ Ragnarok o/ The Corporation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmore Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Nice one! Go Hoo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balder Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Why in Admin's name would I sign this? o/ RoK o/ Hoobear o/ The Corporation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin McDonald Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Excellent. I was waiting for this upgrade to occur on Jan. 1... I can't believe I missed new year's... Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Yay! The Corp are awesome people but Rok...i dont like them..they have Hoo and he sucks )): Hoo )): )): iClean )): Kev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Nukem Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Very long title didn't understand it at first but two sexy alliances together is awesomeness! o/ hoo o/ RoK o/ Corp o/ Iclean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerichoholic Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Awesome! o/ RoK o/ Corp o/ Xindi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shimmer Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 (edited) Generally Accepted Accounting Principles of Friendship? But I like it. International Accounting Standards Board? Edited December 21, 2009 by TimLee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 I can assure you that nothing that occurred in that announcement is a generally accepted accounting principle. I can also assure you that I approve of this treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liluant Islands Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Congratz on your new treaty Ragnarok and The Corporation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Radical. This is like an early Christmas present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo III Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Hurray for obscurity. Also, I still owe Kev one (1) backhand for the following: [14:34] * &Kev_McD[Corp|Chair] ninja attacks VanHooIII[RoK] Not cool, man. Not cool at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wombaticus Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 I take full responsibility for the title of this treaty. That being said, I blame Archer... o/ RoK o/ Corp (Also, yes, GAAP = Generally Accepted Accounting Principles and IASB = International Accounting Standards Board. Good job TimLee!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shimmer Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 I take full responsibility for the title of this treaty.That being said, I blame Archer... o/ RoK o/ Corp (Also, yes, GAAP = Generally Accepted Accounting Principles and IASB = International Accounting Standards Board. Good job TimLee!) Damn Accounting Class >,< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaulamos Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Congrats on the new treaty! Good luck to both signatories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haven for Peace Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Treaty ROKS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin McDonald Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Hurray for obscurity. Also, I still owe Kev one (1) backhand for the following: Not cool, man. Not cool at all. Nah, it's cool. In the spirit of the treaty I will waive the debt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Hail RoK! Congrats are in order for The Corporation on gaining a superb ally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Archer Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Archer was paying. When did that happen? Glad to have this upgraded. o/ RoK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jekalle Posted December 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 When did that happen? Glad to have this upgraded. o/ RoK You passed out - check your credit card receipt. The handwriting will look suspiciously close to that of Hoo's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balder Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Also, congratulations are in order for Jekalle who just broke his OWF cherry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Archer Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 You passed out - check your credit card receipt. The handwriting will look suspiciously close to that of Hoo's. Are you serious? I guess that's what I get for going to a cheap bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remaliat Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Everyone loves bribe money, good to see that our allies at Ragnarok are making friends with an alliance definitely on the rise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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