Lonely Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Full credit to Rebel Virginia for this gem. I thought it deserved to be immortalised on the CNF. Stop posting threads. No one cares. LOL Vox. Um, LOL. You post too many threads. Doitzel is gay OMG. LOL Vox. Vox sucks dick because they're all fags. Also look at Starfox's haircut. Can't you realize this? WAR IS PEACE, FREEDOM IS SLAVERY, VOX IS STRENGTH. Words. Words. More words. Starfox. Die. Die. Die. Die. Die. Die. Die. Die. And take your stupid haircut with you. And no. This is not an OOC attack. And if you try to say it is we'll just say you're OOC attacking us by accusing us of OOC attacks. Take that! Do you need a WHAAAAABULANCE Vox? LOLOLOLOL we're so funny we can make funny jokes. Isn't that funny. We eat babies LOL. You see, Francoism is an ideology. And you, despotic primitivism a new ideology. Which is bad. Franco pseudononsense words words words. Obey obey! Material conditions of blah words words Vox this Proper Francoist thought words Ivan Moldavi hail him and nod with the words material conditions ideology words. Vox cannot declare wars because it sucks and might is right because might makes right so lol Vox is useless. Peace comes from Strength which comes from Prosperity which comes from Peace which comes from Strength which comes from Peace which comes from Prosperity which comes from Strength which comes from Prosperity which comes from Peace which comes from Strength which comes from Peace which comes from Strength which comes from Prosperity which comes from Peace which comes from Strength which comes from Prosperity. Oh God, that doesn't sound right. I seem to have reached a flaw in my circular logic. Abort abort! Ignore. Pacifican issued blinders. Ignore. Consult Vladimir Wall of Text #5030193. Don't think. Just read and pretend you understand. <~Starfox101> afterall i'm a retarded !@#$% See, even your founder admits you're all a bunch of retard !@#$%bags. So just shut up you !@#$%^ !@#$%*^ lol Vox. LOLOL. tl;dr NPO is an awesome alliance. We like everyone [and by everyone we mean nobody]. If you don't like us we will spout a bunch of crap nobody believes and then proceed to attack you. Why do we bother spouting all that crap? Only I, Vladimir know. The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldConqueror Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Wow, this is even worse than Jack's effort. Congrats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenann Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 To fail harder than Jack on something like this... truly an epic achievement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfred von Tirpitz Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 I am confused. Whats this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Janova Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 It has a certain something, but it isn't Vladimir. It seems like a mix of Josef Thorne and Z'ha'dum, if it's anything. I think it's trying too hard though. Also, a free tip: if you have to put 'satire' in the subtitle, it's not a very good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caliph Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Wow. Just ....wow. Words escape me bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperator Hades Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 In english please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empirica Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Wow.Just ....wow. Words escape me bro. Apparently they escaped him too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgrum Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Jack's was better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilien Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 What the hell is going on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Moldavi Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Friend, this is disappointing. *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoffron X Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 You sadden me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentkiller Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Arguably one of the worst impersonations of Vlad I have ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnsey Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 I am confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Moldavi Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 I am confused. So am I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirMe Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 This is terrible. I hope there are copious amounts of alcohol to blame for this OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corinan Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 This is terrible. I hope there are copious amounts of alcohol to blame for this OP. That's what I am assuming. This didn't need to hit the OWF, comrade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starfox101 Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 This is an old Rebel Virginia post from the Vox Populi forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unsure Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Words have not only escaped us and the OP. There has been a great word-insurrection, with all words previously locked in our minds and mouths escaping into the forest to frolic away from this topic. Tragically, the words came across a particularly upset word-bear mother, who then killed all of the words defending her word-cubs. I fear that there shall be no more words for quite some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcturus Jefferson Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 It has a certain something, but it isn't Vladimir. It seems like a mix of Josef Thorne and Z'ha'dum, if it's anything. There's a little Vlad in there, too - psuedononsense. It's like a blend of the various methods the NPO used to try and douse Vox posts. It's about as appealing as the separate tactics were effective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilien Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Words have not only escaped us and the OP. There has been a great word-insurrection, with all words previously locked in our minds and mouths escaping into the forest to frolic away from this topic. Tragically, the words came across a particularly upset word-bear mother, who then killed all of the words defending her word-cubs. I fear that there shall be no more words for quite some time. I've never seen such beauty in all my days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KainIIIC Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 I think I liked Jack's Vlad a bit better than RV's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 All I ever wanted to do was love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintenderek Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 This was much funnier the first time when Rebel Virigina posted it on the Vox forums. Probably the time period I guess. Anyway, yes, RV was drunk when he created this (or at least that's what we all believed). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Zero effort to be found here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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