The AUT Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 (edited) So basically I'm an idiot and have always imagined what would famous CN quotes be like if we put them into a conversational perspective. Just watch... "I slacked my shoulders, what could I do? We sat there for hours and were dazed and confused. It was almost numbing, I couldn't react. He then turned and said, 'did you polar really too stupid to read?'" "Everything I had worked for, gone. And all because of a bad decision. I had nothing left. I was devastated and without hope. He then came up to me and said, 'Sometimes, you just have to roll the hard six.'" "I knew at that point on, I had lost. What could I do? He had beaten me to the punch. I slacked my shoulders in defeat sitting down wandering how this could have happened. He then said to me, 'You can't win, Cow. Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.' I knew I had lost and it was over. His voice both resolute and decisive. He then walked away from me, I looked down. And as he opened the door to leave he then said, 'Also, hello.'" "The devastation could be seen all around. There was nothing to be done, nothing to be saved. I couldn't believe what I had seen, as if it had been something out of a horror movie. I looked at him, he looked at me. I looked at him with a puzzling face as if to say, 'who could do such a thing.' He then shrugged and said, "who not.'" "Our situation was hopeless with little else to do other than surrender. My commanders were flustered and angered. How could we let this happen? I asked if there was one thing we should do before surrendering. One of my commanders pointed at the map and said, "let's coordinate a 3-way triple break off flank attack.'" "Their attacks were unwarranted. We had no choice, and didn't want war. The only other option was to boycott and force that nation to step down. We understood what we must do. The president handed me the petition and said to me in a very formal way, "We are boycotting this nation for their acts of crime against the world, put this in your sig if you're down.'" Hope you like. If there are any other quotes you'd like me to do I'll try my best. Edited December 13, 2009 by The AUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Style #386 Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 I had a good chuckle at a few of those. I'm also guessing you didn't have much to do this morning/afternoon/evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The AUT Posted December 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 I had a good chuckle at a few of those. I'm also guessing you didn't have much to do this morning/afternoon/evening. These are from ones I've created and just decided to post now. I've been studying for finals all weekend figured I'd give myself something to laugh at, at the very least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoppistan Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Brilliant! For once, I literally laughed out loud. + 10 internets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldConqueror Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Heh, I enjoyed these. Perhaps you could try 'You are not true until proven false'. I'll try to think of some others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 There is always ascending via the unjust path and breaking the contract written on every mans heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghuxalia Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Teeheehee that's awesome. Also, "'single quotes' go inside double quotes, not doubles." Put in something with trout-slapping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 I actually found myself saying "No U!" in an intimate moment last week... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ty345 Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Where did the 3-way triple breakoff flank attack quote come from? I honestly can't remember... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldConqueror Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Where did the 3-way triple breakoff flank attack quote come from? I honestly can't remember... Batallion said it, I can't remember when though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankees Empire Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 I've definitely called people before, and dived right into the conversation, and followed it with "Also, hello," Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Style #386 Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Batallion said it, I can't remember when though. I think it was during the "civil war" with banned member. I could be mistaken, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 I think it was during the "civil war" with banned member. I could be mistaken, though. I think it was used to describe GRAN, SSSW18, and VA's entrance in the Karma war wasn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Style #386 Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 Actually, that seems a little closer to the time period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 I'm pretty sure "roll the hard six" is from a TV show of some sorts, so that's not really CN famous. Although, I must say I did enjoy one of them. who not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta1212 Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 I think it was used to describe GRAN, SSSW18, and VA's entrance in the Karma war wasn't it? I believe that was a joke based on the prior usage of it, actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The AUT Posted December 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 (edited) I'm going to be busy for pretty much the rest of today and next week so I'll entertain one request: "I had no team, no coach. My teammates had left and I was the only one left, alone, without help. Who was I to play for? Who was I to turn to? As I was about to pack up my things I heard a door open, it was dark and I couldn't see anything. Then a man dressed in black came up to me, handed me a jersey and said in a very dark and shady voice, 'Ascend via the Unjust Path.'" Edited December 13, 2009 by The AUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 I'm pretty sure "roll the hard six" is from a TV show of some sorts, so that's not really CN famous. Although, I must say I did enjoy one of them. who not? Originally from Battlestar Galactica, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earogema Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 So I have this friend who's a polar bear. No really. He's in my feminist literature class. (I'm sure you see where I'm going here). He neglected his reading that day. "Did you Polar, too stupid to read?" >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moridin Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 So I have this friend who's a polar bear. No really. He's in my feminist literature class. (I'm sure you see where I'm going here). He neglected his reading that day. "Did you Polar, too stupid to read?" >_> You're trying too hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earogema Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 You're trying too hard I know D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Brendan Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 "I knew at that point on, I had lost. What could I do? He had beaten me to the punch. I slacked my shoulders in defeat sitting down wandering how this could have happened. He then said to me, 'You can't win, Cow. Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.' I knew I had lost and it was over. His voice both resolute and decisive. He then walked away from me, I looked down. And as he opened the door to leave he then said, 'Also, hello.'" Don't think this is really how that quote (which wasn't actually ever said by Sponge AFAIK) was intended. It's more of a "you've won this battle but you'll lose the war" (by defeating Polar you create Vox). Anyways, most are pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperion321 Posted December 13, 2009 Report Share Posted December 13, 2009 I actually found myself saying "No U!" in an intimate moment last week... I said that to my friend over text. he didn't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proko Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Also, "'single quotes' go inside double quotes, not doubles." I am pretty sure that is dependent on where in the world you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The AUT Posted December 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 "Sir, I said many times during lecture this wouldn't be accepted and that this is exactly what you should avoid. Instead, you went ahead and did it anyways. I've no choice but to fail you, what do you have to say for yourself? *Student slaps professor around a bit with a large trought.'" /me can relate today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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