Jonathan Archer Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 (edited) The Corporation has decided (amongst much controversy) to do something unconventional in our grand alliance. Yes, that's right, we've decided to actually follow our charter. As such, we recently held elections, to which you are now forced to see the results of. In an amazing turn of events, iClean retained the title of Chief Executive Officer by a 27-0 vote after editing his opposing candidate's place in the poll. As a result... I'm still the Chief Communications Officer. The ExecutivesChief Executive Officer: iClean (Balder) Chairman: Kevin McDonald The C-Level Officers Chief Communications Officer: Jon Archer Chief Security Officer: Valves Chief Administrative Officer: Legendoftheskies Chief Financial Officer: Obiwan The Board of Directors Director of Public Relations: Saeton Director of Risk: Bungalo Bill Director of Compliance: Armybound Director of Human Resources: Jake997 Director of Knowledge: Hereno Director of Supply: Akeetti You'll notice that most of these people are familiar faces in our government. For those that aren't... well... their predecessors were deemed to be commies and thus not suitable for leading the well-oiled Capitalist machine that is the Corporation. I'd like to close with our motto, as I feel it adequately sums up the events that happened here; Full speed towards iClean! o7 Corp Edited November 29, 2009 by Jonathan Archer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow King Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Congrats guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balder Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 The finest example of the successes of Capitalism on Planet Bob. The Corporation, kicking out commies since 2009. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Ethics in a corporation? Good god man, have you considered the repercussions? Congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
890765 Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Great success, elections at their best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 The best elections are no elections. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Londo Mollari Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Congrats to our allies in the Corporation on a smooth retention of power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khalai Protoss Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 I'm glad to see Legend up there. Congrats Corp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreativName Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 :communism: o/ Corp Congrats on the new government. Don't whip them too much, our stock is running low! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obiwan Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 I sense a bias in the order of the c-lvl officers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Archer Posted November 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 I sense a bias in the order of the c-lvl officers I used what was at the top of our forum to determine order, so blame the person who made that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obiwan Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 nope. official blame rests upon thee whose name starts with "Jon" and ends in "archer" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Perry Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 I would've voted for abstain. Congrats guys and good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Iclean, therefore I am. Congrats Corp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedRebelDB47 Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Congratulations to the new Government of The Corporation! Archer and Legendoftheskies have both been great diplomats to our alliance, and I hope to see more from ya'll in the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Octavian Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Congrats on the new government! o/ Corporation legendoftheskies is a good guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Congratulations to the Corporation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akama Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Hail capitalism and removing the commies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin McDonald Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Hmm elections when I'm out of town. There would have been trouble if I had been couped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonewall Jaxon Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Director of Knowledge: HerenoFor those that aren't... well... their predecessors were deemed to be commies and thus not suitable for leading the well-oiled Capitalist machine that is the Corporation. I call shens on Odom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armybound09 Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 o/ Corp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Archer Posted December 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 I call shens on Odom I'm sorry, Mr. McCarthy's Commie detection methods are rather slow and prone to letting the real ones slip through. We are currently working to correct this though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushtania Posted December 1, 2009 Report Share Posted December 1, 2009 Nice one, dudes! Good luck to all the new "promotions." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akeetti Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 I call shens on Odom hah theres more of us up there Stonewall But yea thanks guys for your support. o/ Corp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted December 3, 2009 Report Share Posted December 3, 2009 o/CORP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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