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The Government of Texas recently decided to begin building embassies for Foreign Diplomats in the French Quarter along the Colorado River. Which means, yes, they will be built in the French colonial style. Governments wishing to establish an embassy in the capital may apply using this format:

Full Name of Country (In English):

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language):

Shortened Name of Country (In English):

Government Type:

Leader:

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.):

Ambassador Sent to Texas:

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor:

Special Requests:

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Full Name of Country (In English): Carthage

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Carthage

Shortened Name of Country (In English): Carthage

Government Type: Representative Democracy

Leader: President Barack Obama

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Center-Left

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Jews Everywhere

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Schnitzel

Special Requests: The French Quarter is in New Orleans, moron.

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Full Name of Country (In English): Tahoe Republic

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Tahoe Republic/Poblacht na hTahoe

Shortened Name of Country (In English): Tahoe

Government Type: Federal republic

Leader: President Sean O'Deaghaidh, Prime Minister Kieran Kelly

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Free market capitalist, socially conservative, nationalist

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Heinreich Pauline

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Vanilla

Special Requests: None

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Full Name of Country (In English): Republic of New England

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Republic of New England (English), Republiek van New Engeland (Dutch)

Shortened Name of Country (In English): New England

Government Type: Federal republic

Leader: Lyndon Baines Johnson, President of New England

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): State capitalist, socially liberal

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Roy Griggs

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Chocolate chip, vanilla, chocolate, mint chocolate chip

Special Requests: Vicious (but friendly) German Shepherd dogs for the embassy staff

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Full Name of Country (In English): Carthage

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Carthage

Shortened Name of Country (In English): Carthage

Government Type: Representative Democracy

Leader: President Barack Obama

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Center-Left

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Jews Everywhere

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Schnitzel

Special Requests: The French Quarter is in New Orleans, moron.

Application Approved. People everywhere have been sent as your ambassadors. Texas has recently experienced a massive Jewish immigration of 13.2 million Jews. And who says that we can't have a French Quarter!?!?!?

Full Name of Country (In English): Tahoe Republic

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Tahoe Republic/Poblacht na hTahoe

Shortened Name of Country (In English): Tahoe

Government Type: Federal republic

Leader: President Sean O'Deaghaidh, Prime Minister Kieran Kelly

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Free market capitalist, socially conservative, nationalist

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Heinreich Pauline

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Vanilla

Special Requests: None

Application Approved. Alex Fenter has been sent as your ambassador.

Full Name of Country (In English): Republic of New England

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Republic of New England (English), Republiek van New Engeland (Dutch)

Shortened Name of Country (In English): New England

Government Type: Federal republic

Leader: Lyndon Baines Johnson, President of New England

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): State capitalist, socially liberal

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Roy Griggs

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Chocolate chip, vanilla, chocolate, mint chocolate chip

Special Requests: Vicious (but friendly) German Shepherd dogs for the embassy staff

Application Approved. French Stewart has been sent as your Ambassador. We have dispatched the vicious but friendly dogs to your embassy. Would you like us to send one of the legs of Mr. Griggs? It was bitten off by one of the vicious German Shepards. Apparently they're only friendly to Texans.

The ice creams with the favorite flavors of the leaders were sent to them as a courtesy gift. However, they received the ice cream melted.

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Full Name of Country (In English): Federal Republic of Grøenlandia

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Federal Republic of Grøenlandia

Shortened Name of Country (In English): FRG

Government Type: Republic

Leader: Ty Eyvindsson

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Moderate

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Sam Houston

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Orange Sherbet

Special Requests: We request to have a circus composed of 3 clowns and at least 2 but no more than 6 jugglers performing in front of the embassy at all times. We also require 987 stuffed teddy bears of the polar bear variety to be on the southern lawn. We would also like to have a firepit in the front that must be used by 30 boy scouts each night and an unlimited supply of graham crackers, marshmallows, and chocolate. We would like to have a stage set up (10 feet by 10 feet) with a working karaoke machine. Finally, we would like to have an aquarium with 10 neon tetras and 2 aquatic frogs in the embassy along with a vending machine that dispenses candy for free.

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Full Name of Country (In English): Kingdom of Caucasia

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Screw you, I'm not writing Kingdom of Caucasia in English, Russian, and Azeri.

Shortened Name of Country (In English): Caucasia

Government Type: Monarchy

Leader: James Drake II

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Libertarian

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Monty Pythonov

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Cake Batter, Brownie Batter, Chocolate, Mint, TNT

Special Requests: I request a shrubbery. One that looks nice. And not too expensive. Then another shrubbery. Put it next to the first shrubbery, only slightly higher for a two level effect, with a little path right down the middle. Then when you have the shrubberies, I want you to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with...a herring! Then calculate the air speed velocity of an unladen African swallow, then calculate the velocity if it were carrying a coconut, and prepare an essay on coconut migration trends.

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Full Name of Country (In English): The Holy Imperium of Mankind

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Sanctus Imperialis Hominis

Shortened Name of Country (In English): Holy Imperium

Government Type: Theocratic Authoritarian / Benevolent Dictatorship / Theocratic Monarchy

Leader: Imperator Kevin M. Holihan

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Fiercely Independent, Capitalist, Nationalist, Staunch Supporter of Trade.

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Cassius Gaius Mannicus

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: (None)

Special Requests: Sound-proof chamber located within the embassy and quarters for an Imperial Inquisitor.

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Full Name of Country (In English): Commonwealth of Norway

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Kongeriket/ Fristat Norge (There Doesn't seem to be Norwegian word for Commonwealth ;_; ) / Mancomunidad de Noruega/

Shortened Name of Country (In English): Norway

Government Type: Constitutional Monarchy

Leader: King Dayus Heimdall

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Mixed, leaning toward a "Progressive" system. Mild to Moderate Left wing Economically.

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Mika Svensson

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Herring..... No, it's Mint Chip

Special Requests: A large cage to house the Official Royal Norwegian Polar Bear Diplomatic Corps (ORNPBDC) Member, and a regular supply of raw fish, seals, Small animals, and Poorly mannered Interns.

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Full Name of Country (In English): The Military Republic of the Rhinemark

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Militärrepublik Rheinmark

Shortened Name of Country (In English): The Rheinmark

Government Type: Military Republic

Leader: Reichsmarschall Wilhelm Becker

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Staunchly Conservative

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Captain Leopold Kleinsdeiger

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Vanilla

Special Requests: Rheinmarker Security Detail; German-style embassy

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Full Name of Country (In English): Italica

Government Type: Totalitarian State

Leader: Matteo De Falco, known as " The Duce " ( latin-italian old translation of Leader )

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Italian Fascism

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Norberto Aquilani

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Milk Chocolate

Special Requests: Italian Neo-classic style, with a lot of marble and imperial eagles

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Full Name of Country (In English): Damacious

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Damacious

Shortened Name of Country (In English): Dama

Government Type: Democratic

Leader: Evan Gibbons

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Slightly Liberal

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Edward Perkins

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Superdupercalifragalisticexpialodociousthesoundofitisquiteatrocious Berry Blue

Special Requests: Alligators and a moat. With many alligators.

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Full Name (In English): Procinctia

Full Name (In Country's Official Language): Procinctia

Shortened Name (In English): Procinctia

Alternate Spelling (In English): Procintia

Government Type: Reconstruction

Official Leader: Generalissimo, Generalissimo of Procinctia

Current Leader: Liska Atka acting Minster of Foreign Affairs/acting Generalissimo of Procinctia

Current Government's Political Stance: Transitional

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Hypothetically Liska Atka, but with Liska acting Generalissimo Procinctia’s Foreign Office is currently without diplomatic personal

Official Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Decontamination Solution (doesn’t trust Ice Cream)

Current Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Azuki

Special Requests: Procinctia will design and fund construction of it’s own Embassy

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Full Name of Country (In English): The Old Dominion

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): The Old Dominion(English)

Shortened Name of Country (In English): New England

Government Type: Constitutional Monarchy

Leader: Lord Alexandre Zokol

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Socially liberal, Governmentally conservative

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Sir Michael Milton

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Chocolate chip, vanilla, chocolate, mint chocolate chip

Special Requests: Vicious (but friendly) Saint Bernards dogs for the embassy staff

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Full Name of Country (In English): Federation of Disparu

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Federation of Disparu (en)/Fédération du Disparu (fr)

Shortened Name of Country (In English): Disparu

Government Type: Constitutional monarchy, federal parliamentary democracy

Leader: Lance Pikachurin (King, head of state), Cynthia Celeste (Chancellor, head of government)

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Conservative liberalism

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Pamela Winstead

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Cookies-n'-cream / Vanilla

Special Requests: None.

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Application Approved. French Stewart has been sent as your Ambassador. We have dispatched the vicious but friendly dogs to your embassy. Would you like us to send one of the legs of Mr. Griggs? It was bitten off by one of the vicious German Shepards. Apparently they're only friendly to Texans.

"Well, that's a pity. Send him to a hospital, if you can, and try to reattach his severed leg."

The ice creams with the favorite flavors of the leaders were sent to them as a courtesy gift. However, they received the ice cream melted.

PRIVATE

President Lyndon Johnson remained silent as he stared at his open carton of ice-cream. Apparently, the ice cream had completely melted.

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Full Name of Country (In English): The Magnificent Sultanate of Marscurian Pakistan

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language):

מארזקוריש פאקיסטאן-Yiddish

پاکِستان-Urdu (Without the Marscurian part)

Shortened Name of Country (In English): Marscurian Pakistan

Government Type: Sultanate

Leader: Sultan Mikhail Stein

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Depends on the topic

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Hank Rutheford Hill

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Chocolate fudge brownie

Special Requests: We want a wide variety of fruit trees and bushes. If you can't make a respectable fruit salad, it's not enough.

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Full Name of Country (In English): Republic of Nedland

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Republic of Nedland

Shortened Name of Country (In English): Nedland

Government Type: Representative Democracy

Leader: President Edward "Ned the Great" Miles Bartowski

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Mid-Left with an emphasis on secularism and technological advancement.

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Robin Gray

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Vanilla

Special Requests: None

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Full Name of Country(In English): Cascade

Full Name of Country(In Official Language): Cascade

Shortened Name: Cascade

Government Type: Democracy

Leader: President Jimmy Stewart

Current Government's Political Stance: Right-Wing Conservative

Ambassador Sent To Texas: Bill Herwin

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: President Stewart loves all ice cream flavors

Special Requests: N/A

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Full Name of Country(In English): Cascade

Full Name of Country(In Official Language): Cascade

Shortened Name: Cascade

Government Type: Democracy

Leader: President Jimmy Stewart

Current Government's Political Stance: Right-Wing Conservative

Ambassador Sent To Texas: Bill Herwin

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: President Stewart loves all ice cream flavors

Special Requests: N/A

OOC: Dude, you don't have a nation. You need to ask Mudd if you want the territory in Washington, as he owns it. Otherwise, you'll need to find somewhere else to be a part of this CNRP world.

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Full Name of Country (In English):The Caliphate of Libya

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language):(Good Question)

Shortened Name of Country (In English): Libya

Government Type: Theocracy

Leader:The Caliph, Champion of Allah

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.):Center Right, Liberal

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Rabah Bitat

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: He does not eat Ice Cream as He is Lactose Intolerant,

Special Requests: A small chaple to pray in.

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Approved Applications (Requests granted unless otherwise noted):

Full Name of Country (In English): Federal Republic of Grøenlandia

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Federal Republic of Grøenlandia

Shortened Name of Country (In English): FRG

Government Type: Republic

Leader: Ty Eyvindsson

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Moderate

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Sam Houston

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Orange Sherbet

Special Requests: We request to have a circus composed of 3 clowns and at least 2 but no more than 6 jugglers performing in front of the embassy at all times. We also require 987 stuffed teddy bears of the polar bear variety to be on the southern lawn. We would also like to have a firepit in the front that must be used by 30 boy scouts each night and an unlimited supply of graham crackers, marshmallows, and chocolate. We would like to have a stage set up (10 feet by 10 feet) with a working karaoke machine. Finally, we would like to have an aquarium with 10 neon tetras and 2 aquatic frogs in the embassy along with a vending machine that dispenses candy for free.

Kevin Willey has been sent to you as our ambassador. Thanks for adding to our expenses with that dreadful request. Your ice cream has been sent, and it did melt, but because of your country’s cold climate it refroze.

Full Name of Country (In English): Kingdom of Caucasia

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Screw you, I'm not writing Kingdom of Caucasia in English, Russian, and Azeri.

Shortened Name of Country (In English): Caucasia

Government Type: Monarchy

Leader: James Drake II

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Libertarian

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Monty Pythonov

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Cake Batter, Brownie Batter, Chocolate, Mint, TNT

Special Requests: I request a shrubbery. One that looks nice. And not too expensive. Then another shrubbery. Put it next to the first shrubbery, only slightly higher for a two level effect, with a little path right down the middle. Then when you have the shrubberies, I want you to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with...a herring! Then calculate the air speed velocity of an unladen African swallow, then calculate the velocity if it were carrying a coconut, and prepare an essay on coconut migration trends.

Matthew Badia has been sent to you as our ambassador. As for the shrubbery and the mightiest tree in the forest request…oh please, IT can’t be done. Your ice cream was sent, but it melted upon arrival. Oh wait, the TNT ice cream didn’t; it has been designed to explode upon entry into the esophagus. The mathematicians calculating the air speed velocity of an unladen African swallow and the velocity if it were carrying a coconut had almost reached the final answer when suddenly, each one of them suffered a fatal heart attack, and the calculations were no more. The quest for these calculations could continue. The essay is as follows:

Coconuts don’t migrate.  A possible alternative is that coconuts could be carried by a swallow with its husk.  However, the question isn’t where it grips the coconut, but rather, a question of weight ratios.  A five ounce bird simply could not carry a one pound coconut.  In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second.  However, this could be possible with an African swallow, but not a European swallow.  Of course, African swallows aren’t migratory so they couldn’t help the coconut migrate.  It may be possible for two African swallows to carry one coconut, but then they would have to use a line.

Oh @#%& this! I don’t want to talk to you no more! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

Full Name of Country (In English): The Holy Imperium of Mankind

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Sanctus Imperialis Hominis

Shortened Name of Country (In English): Holy Imperium

Government Type: Theocratic Authoritarian / Benevolent Dictatorship / Theocratic Monarchy

Leader: Imperator Kevin M. Holihan

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Fiercely Independent, Capitalist, Nationalist, Staunch Supporter of Trade.

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Cassius Gaius Mannicus

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: (None)

Special Requests: Sound-proof chamber located within the embassy and quarters for an Imperial Inquisitor.

Alan Fickle has been sent as our ambassador. Instead of ice cream being sent to Imperator Holihan, ice and cream were sent.

Full Name of Country (In English): Commonwealth of Norway

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Kongeriket/ Fristat Norge (There Doesn't seem to be Norwegian word for Commonwealth ;_; ) / Mancomunidad de Noruega/

Shortened Name of Country (In English): Norway

Government Type: Constitutional Monarchy

Leader: King Dayus Heimdall

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Mixed, leaning toward a "Progressive" system. Mild to Moderate Left wing Economically.

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Mika Svensson

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Herring..... No, it's Mint Chip

Special Requests: A large cage to house the Official Royal Norwegian Polar Bear Diplomatic Corps (ORNPBDC) Member, and a regular supply of raw fish, seals, Small animals, and Poorly mannered Interns.

Eirik Meriwether has been sent as our ambassador. We can only imagine what you plan to do with those unfortunate interns.

Full Name of Country (In English): The Military Republic of the Rhinemark

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Militärrepublik Rheinmark

Shortened Name of Country (In English): The Rheinmark

Government Type: Military Republic

Leader: Reichsmarschall Wilhelm Becker

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Staunchly Conservative

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Captain Leopold Kleinsdeiger

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Vanilla

Special Requests: Rheinmarker Security Detail; German-style embassy

Chris Duderstadt has been sent as our ambassador.

Full Name of Country (In English): Italica

Government Type: Totalitarian State

Leader: Matteo De Falco, known as " The Duce " ( latin-italian old translation of Leader )

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Italian Fascism

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Norberto Aquilani

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Milk Chocolate

Special Requests: Italian Neo-classic style, with a lot of marble and imperial eagles

Junio Borghese Junior has been sent as our ambassador.

Full Name of Country (In English): Damacious

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Damacious

Shortened Name of Country (In English): Dama

Government Type: Democratic

Leader: Evan Gibbons

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Slightly Liberal

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Edward Perkins

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Superdupercalifragalisticexpialodociousthesoundofitisquiteatrocious Berry Blue

Special Requests: Alligators and a moat. With many alligators.

Matt Hansen has been sent as our ambassador to you. The ice cream has been perfected to give anyone who eats it an extremely rare and painful disease of the liver (OOC: http://www.hulu.com/watch/37754/saturday-n...e-mary-poppins).

Full Name (In English): Procinctia

Full Name (In Country's Official Language): Procinctia

Shortened Name (In English): Procinctia

Alternate Spelling (In English): Procintia

Government Type: Reconstruction

Official Leader: Generalissimo, Generalissimo of Procinctia

Current Leader: Liska Atka acting Minster of Foreign Affairs/acting Generalissimo of Procinctia

Current Government's Political Stance: Transitional

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Hypothetically Liska Atka, but with Liska acting Generalissimo Procinctia’s Foreign Office is currently without diplomatic personal

Official Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Decontamination Solution (doesn’t trust Ice Cream)

Current Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Azuki

Special Requests: Procinctia will design and fund construction of it’s own Embassy

Mitsuyo Hirohito has been sent as our ambassador.

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Full Name of Country (In English): Federation of Disparu

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Federation of Disparu (en)/Fédération du Disparu (fr)

Shortened Name of Country (In English): Disparu

Government Type: Constitutional monarchy, federal parliamentary democracy

Leader: Lance Pikachurin (King, head of state), Cynthia Celeste (Chancellor, head of government)

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Conservative liberalism

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Pamela Winstead

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Cookies-n'-cream / Vanilla

Special Requests: None.

Crystal Wojtyla has been sent as our ambassador.

Message from News Program Unaffiliated with Government:

Would Ms. Celeste like to visit Texas to, ahem, sell her body?

Full Name of Country (In English): The Magnificent Sultanate of Marscurian Pakistan

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language):

מארזקוריש פאקיסטאן-Yiddish

پاکِستان-Urdu (Without the Marscurian part)

Shortened Name of Country (In English): Marscurian Pakistan

Government Type: Sultanate

Leader: Sultan Mikhail Stein

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Depends on the topic

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Hank Rutheford Hill

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Chocolate fudge brownie

Special Requests: We want a wide variety of fruit trees and bushes. If you can't make a respectable fruit salad, it's not enough.

Ben Sulaiman has been sent as our ambassador. The fruit trees and bushes were planted, and unfortunately for you, the Texans like to pick the fruits off, leaving none for you.

Full Name of Country (In English): Republic of Nedland

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Republic of Nedland

Shortened Name of Country (In English): Nedland

Government Type: Representative Democracy

Leader: President Edward "Ned the Great" Miles Bartowski

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Mid-Left with an emphasis on secularism and technological advancement.

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Robin Gray

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Vanilla

Special Requests: None

Kerry Gus has been sent as our ambassador.

Full Name of Country (In English):The Caliphate of Libya

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language):(Good Question)

Shortened Name of Country (In English): Libya

Government Type: Theocracy

Leader:The Caliph, Champion of Allah

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.):Center Right, Liberal

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Rabah Bitat

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: He does not eat Ice Cream as He is Lactose Intolerant,

Special Requests: A small chapel to pray in.

Jordan Ramaswamy has been sent as our ambassador. Please specify the religion of the chapel.

Denied Applications:

Full Name of Country (In English): The Old Dominion

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): The Old Dominion(English)

Shortened Name of Country (In English): New England

Government Type: Constitutional Monarchy

Leader: Lord Alexandre Zokol

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Socially liberal, Governmentally conservative

Ambassador Sent to Texas: Sir Michael Milton

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Chocolate chip, vanilla, chocolate, mint chocolate chip

Special Requests: Vicious (but friendly) Saint Bernards dogs for the embassy staff

Denied. We can’t have two embassies serving New England. By the way, this looks familiar…

Full Name of Country(In English): Cascade

Full Name of Country(In Official Language): Cascade

Shortened Name: Cascade

Government Type: Democracy

Leader: President Jimmy Stewart

Current Government's Political Stance: Right-Wing Conservative

Ambassador Sent To Texas: Bill Herwin

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: President Stewart loves all ice cream flavors

Special Requests: N/A

Denied. We haven’t recognized you yet.

Misc.

PRIVATE

President Lyndon Johnson remained silent as he stared at his open carton of ice-cream. Apparently, the ice cream had completely melted.

President Johnson would receive this note:

How did you enjoy the ice cream?

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Full Name of Country (In English): Troina

Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Troina

Shortened Name of Country (In English): Troina

Government Type: Republic

Leader: President Shiznay

Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Conservative

Ambassador Sent to Texas: James Rez

Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Cookie Dough

Special Requests: That the embassy be large enough to fit the ambassador and ten Marine guards

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