KingChris Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 The Government of Texas recently decided to begin building embassies for Foreign Diplomats in the French Quarter along the Colorado River. Which means, yes, they will be built in the French colonial style. Governments wishing to establish an embassy in the capital may apply using this format: Full Name of Country (In English): Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Shortened Name of Country (In English): Government Type: Leader: Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Ambassador Sent to Texas: Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Special Requests: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Full Name of Country (In English): Carthage Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Carthage Shortened Name of Country (In English): Carthage Government Type: Representative Democracy Leader: President Barack Obama Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Center-Left Ambassador Sent to Texas: Jews Everywhere Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Schnitzel Special Requests: The French Quarter is in New Orleans, moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manetheren Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Full Name of Country (In English): Tahoe Republic Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Tahoe Republic/Poblacht na hTahoe Shortened Name of Country (In English): Tahoe Government Type: Federal republic Leader: President Sean O'Deaghaidh, Prime Minister Kieran Kelly Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Free market capitalist, socially conservative, nationalist Ambassador Sent to Texas: Heinreich Pauline Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Vanilla Special Requests: None Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Full Name of Country (In English): Republic of New England Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Republic of New England (English), Republiek van New Engeland (Dutch) Shortened Name of Country (In English): New England Government Type: Federal republic Leader: Lyndon Baines Johnson, President of New England Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): State capitalist, socially liberal Ambassador Sent to Texas: Roy Griggs Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Chocolate chip, vanilla, chocolate, mint chocolate chip Special Requests: Vicious (but friendly) German Shepherd dogs for the embassy staff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingChris Posted November 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Full Name of Country (In English): CarthageFull Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Carthage Shortened Name of Country (In English): Carthage Government Type: Representative Democracy Leader: President Barack Obama Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Center-Left Ambassador Sent to Texas: Jews Everywhere Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Schnitzel Special Requests: The French Quarter is in New Orleans, moron. Application Approved. People everywhere have been sent as your ambassadors. Texas has recently experienced a massive Jewish immigration of 13.2 million Jews. And who says that we can't have a French Quarter!?!?!? Full Name of Country (In English): Tahoe RepublicFull Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Tahoe Republic/Poblacht na hTahoe Shortened Name of Country (In English): Tahoe Government Type: Federal republic Leader: President Sean O'Deaghaidh, Prime Minister Kieran Kelly Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Free market capitalist, socially conservative, nationalist Ambassador Sent to Texas: Heinreich Pauline Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Vanilla Special Requests: None Application Approved. Alex Fenter has been sent as your ambassador. Full Name of Country (In English): Republic of New EnglandFull Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Republic of New England (English), Republiek van New Engeland (Dutch) Shortened Name of Country (In English): New England Government Type: Federal republic Leader: Lyndon Baines Johnson, President of New England Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): State capitalist, socially liberal Ambassador Sent to Texas: Roy Griggs Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Chocolate chip, vanilla, chocolate, mint chocolate chip Special Requests: Vicious (but friendly) German Shepherd dogs for the embassy staff Application Approved. French Stewart has been sent as your Ambassador. We have dispatched the vicious but friendly dogs to your embassy. Would you like us to send one of the legs of Mr. Griggs? It was bitten off by one of the vicious German Shepards. Apparently they're only friendly to Texans. The ice creams with the favorite flavors of the leaders were sent to them as a courtesy gift. However, they received the ice cream melted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californian Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Full Name of Country (In English): Federal Republic of Grøenlandia Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Federal Republic of Grøenlandia Shortened Name of Country (In English): FRG Government Type: Republic Leader: Ty Eyvindsson Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Moderate Ambassador Sent to Texas: Sam Houston Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Orange Sherbet Special Requests: We request to have a circus composed of 3 clowns and at least 2 but no more than 6 jugglers performing in front of the embassy at all times. We also require 987 stuffed teddy bears of the polar bear variety to be on the southern lawn. We would also like to have a firepit in the front that must be used by 30 boy scouts each night and an unlimited supply of graham crackers, marshmallows, and chocolate. We would like to have a stage set up (10 feet by 10 feet) with a working karaoke machine. Finally, we would like to have an aquarium with 10 neon tetras and 2 aquatic frogs in the embassy along with a vending machine that dispenses candy for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Full Name of Country (In English): Kingdom of Caucasia Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Screw you, I'm not writing Kingdom of Caucasia in English, Russian, and Azeri. Shortened Name of Country (In English): Caucasia Government Type: Monarchy Leader: James Drake II Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Libertarian Ambassador Sent to Texas: Monty Pythonov Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Cake Batter, Brownie Batter, Chocolate, Mint, TNT Special Requests: I request a shrubbery. One that looks nice. And not too expensive. Then another shrubbery. Put it next to the first shrubbery, only slightly higher for a two level effect, with a little path right down the middle. Then when you have the shrubberies, I want you to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with...a herring! Then calculate the air speed velocity of an unladen African swallow, then calculate the velocity if it were carrying a coconut, and prepare an essay on coconut migration trends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowsage Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Full Name of Country (In English): The Holy Imperium of Mankind Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Sanctus Imperialis Hominis Shortened Name of Country (In English): Holy Imperium Government Type: Theocratic Authoritarian / Benevolent Dictatorship / Theocratic Monarchy Leader: Imperator Kevin M. Holihan Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Fiercely Independent, Capitalist, Nationalist, Staunch Supporter of Trade. Ambassador Sent to Texas: Cassius Gaius Mannicus Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: (None) Special Requests: Sound-proof chamber located within the embassy and quarters for an Imperial Inquisitor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Il Terra Di Agea Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 (edited) Full Name of Country (In English): Commonwealth of Norway Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Kongeriket/ Fristat Norge (There Doesn't seem to be Norwegian word for Commonwealth ;_; ) / Mancomunidad de Noruega/ Shortened Name of Country (In English): Norway Government Type: Constitutional Monarchy Leader: King Dayus Heimdall Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Mixed, leaning toward a "Progressive" system. Mild to Moderate Left wing Economically. Ambassador Sent to Texas: Mika Svensson Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Herring..... No, it's Mint Chip Special Requests: A large cage to house the Official Royal Norwegian Polar Bear Diplomatic Corps (ORNPBDC) Member, and a regular supply of raw fish, seals, Small animals, and Poorly mannered Interns. Edited November 29, 2009 by Il Terra Di Agea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cody Seb Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Full Name of Country (In English): The Military Republic of the Rhinemark Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Militärrepublik Rheinmark Shortened Name of Country (In English): The Rheinmark Government Type: Military Republic Leader: Reichsmarschall Wilhelm Becker Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Staunchly Conservative Ambassador Sent to Texas: Captain Leopold Kleinsdeiger Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Vanilla Special Requests: Rheinmarker Security Detail; German-style embassy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arathog Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 (edited) Full Name of Country (In English): Italica Government Type: Totalitarian State Leader: Matteo De Falco, known as " The Duce " ( latin-italian old translation of Leader ) Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Italian Fascism Ambassador Sent to Texas: Norberto Aquilani Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Milk Chocolate Special Requests: Italian Neo-classic style, with a lot of marble and imperial eagles Edited November 29, 2009 by Arathog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markus Wilding Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Full Name of Country (In English): Damacious Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Damacious Shortened Name of Country (In English): Dama Government Type: Democratic Leader: Evan Gibbons Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Slightly Liberal Ambassador Sent to Texas: Edward Perkins Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Superdupercalifragalisticexpialodociousthesoundofitisquiteatrocious Berry Blue Special Requests: Alligators and a moat. With many alligators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generalissimo Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 (edited) Full Name (In English): Procinctia Full Name (In Country's Official Language): Procinctia Shortened Name (In English): Procinctia Alternate Spelling (In English): Procintia Government Type: Reconstruction Official Leader: Generalissimo, Generalissimo of Procinctia Current Leader: Liska Atka acting Minster of Foreign Affairs/acting Generalissimo of Procinctia Current Government's Political Stance: Transitional Ambassador Sent to Texas: Hypothetically Liska Atka, but with Liska acting Generalissimo Procinctia’s Foreign Office is currently without diplomatic personal Official Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Decontamination Solution (doesn’t trust Ice Cream) Current Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Azuki Special Requests: Procinctia will design and fund construction of it’s own Embassy Edited November 29, 2009 by Generalissimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AironthFlamewing Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Full Name of Country (In English): The Old Dominion Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): The Old Dominion(English) Shortened Name of Country (In English): New England Government Type: Constitutional Monarchy Leader: Lord Alexandre Zokol Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Socially liberal, Governmentally conservative Ambassador Sent to Texas: Sir Michael Milton Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Chocolate chip, vanilla, chocolate, mint chocolate chip Special Requests: Vicious (but friendly) Saint Bernards dogs for the embassy staff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachurin Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Full Name of Country (In English): Federation of Disparu Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Federation of Disparu (en)/Fédération du Disparu (fr) Shortened Name of Country (In English): Disparu Government Type: Constitutional monarchy, federal parliamentary democracy Leader: Lance Pikachurin (King, head of state), Cynthia Celeste (Chancellor, head of government) Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Conservative liberalism Ambassador Sent to Texas: Pamela Winstead Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Cookies-n'-cream / Vanilla Special Requests: None. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Application Approved. French Stewart has been sent as your Ambassador. We have dispatched the vicious but friendly dogs to your embassy. Would you like us to send one of the legs of Mr. Griggs? It was bitten off by one of the vicious German Shepards. Apparently they're only friendly to Texans. "Well, that's a pity. Send him to a hospital, if you can, and try to reattach his severed leg." The ice creams with the favorite flavors of the leaders were sent to them as a courtesy gift. However, they received the ice cream melted. PRIVATE President Lyndon Johnson remained silent as he stared at his open carton of ice-cream. Apparently, the ice cream had completely melted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserMelech Mikhail Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Full Name of Country (In English): The Magnificent Sultanate of Marscurian Pakistan Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): מארזקוריש פאקיסטאן-Yiddish پاکِستان-Urdu (Without the Marscurian part) Shortened Name of Country (In English): Marscurian Pakistan Government Type: Sultanate Leader: Sultan Mikhail Stein Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Depends on the topic Ambassador Sent to Texas: Hank Rutheford Hill Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Chocolate fudge brownie Special Requests: We want a wide variety of fruit trees and bushes. If you can't make a respectable fruit salad, it's not enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned the Great Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Full Name of Country (In English): Republic of Nedland Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Republic of Nedland Shortened Name of Country (In English): Nedland Government Type: Representative Democracy Leader: President Edward "Ned the Great" Miles Bartowski Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Mid-Left with an emphasis on secularism and technological advancement. Ambassador Sent to Texas: Robin Gray Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Vanilla Special Requests: None Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordosaur94 Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Full Name of Country(In English): Cascade Full Name of Country(In Official Language): Cascade Shortened Name: Cascade Government Type: Democracy Leader: President Jimmy Stewart Current Government's Political Stance: Right-Wing Conservative Ambassador Sent To Texas: Bill Herwin Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: President Stewart loves all ice cream flavors Special Requests: N/A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael McBride Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Full Name of Country(In English): CascadeFull Name of Country(In Official Language): Cascade Shortened Name: Cascade Government Type: Democracy Leader: President Jimmy Stewart Current Government's Political Stance: Right-Wing Conservative Ambassador Sent To Texas: Bill Herwin Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: President Stewart loves all ice cream flavors Special Requests: N/A OOC: Dude, you don't have a nation. You need to ask Mudd if you want the territory in Washington, as he owns it. Otherwise, you'll need to find somewhere else to be a part of this CNRP world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefano Palmieri Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Full Name of Country (In English):The Caliphate of Libya Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language):(Good Question) Shortened Name of Country (In English): Libya Government Type: Theocracy Leader:The Caliph, Champion of Allah Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.):Center Right, Liberal Ambassador Sent to Texas: Rabah Bitat Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: He does not eat Ice Cream as He is Lactose Intolerant, Special Requests: A small chaple to pray in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingChris Posted November 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Approved Applications (Requests granted unless otherwise noted): Full Name of Country (In English): Federal Republic of GrøenlandiaFull Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Federal Republic of Grøenlandia Shortened Name of Country (In English): FRG Government Type: Republic Leader: Ty Eyvindsson Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Moderate Ambassador Sent to Texas: Sam Houston Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Orange Sherbet Special Requests: We request to have a circus composed of 3 clowns and at least 2 but no more than 6 jugglers performing in front of the embassy at all times. We also require 987 stuffed teddy bears of the polar bear variety to be on the southern lawn. We would also like to have a firepit in the front that must be used by 30 boy scouts each night and an unlimited supply of graham crackers, marshmallows, and chocolate. We would like to have a stage set up (10 feet by 10 feet) with a working karaoke machine. Finally, we would like to have an aquarium with 10 neon tetras and 2 aquatic frogs in the embassy along with a vending machine that dispenses candy for free. Kevin Willey has been sent to you as our ambassador. Thanks for adding to our expenses with that dreadful request. Your ice cream has been sent, and it did melt, but because of your country’s cold climate it refroze. Full Name of Country (In English): Kingdom of CaucasiaFull Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Screw you, I'm not writing Kingdom of Caucasia in English, Russian, and Azeri. Shortened Name of Country (In English): Caucasia Government Type: Monarchy Leader: James Drake II Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Libertarian Ambassador Sent to Texas: Monty Pythonov Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Cake Batter, Brownie Batter, Chocolate, Mint, TNT Special Requests: I request a shrubbery. One that looks nice. And not too expensive. Then another shrubbery. Put it next to the first shrubbery, only slightly higher for a two level effect, with a little path right down the middle. Then when you have the shrubberies, I want you to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with...a herring! Then calculate the air speed velocity of an unladen African swallow, then calculate the velocity if it were carrying a coconut, and prepare an essay on coconut migration trends. Matthew Badia has been sent to you as our ambassador. As for the shrubbery and the mightiest tree in the forest request…oh please, IT can’t be done. Your ice cream was sent, but it melted upon arrival. Oh wait, the TNT ice cream didn’t; it has been designed to explode upon entry into the esophagus. The mathematicians calculating the air speed velocity of an unladen African swallow and the velocity if it were carrying a coconut had almost reached the final answer when suddenly, each one of them suffered a fatal heart attack, and the calculations were no more. The quest for these calculations could continue. The essay is as follows: Coconuts don’t migrate. A possible alternative is that coconuts could be carried by a swallow with its husk. However, the question isn’t where it grips the coconut, but rather, a question of weight ratios. A five ounce bird simply could not carry a one pound coconut. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second. However, this could be possible with an African swallow, but not a European swallow. Of course, African swallows aren’t migratory so they couldn’t help the coconut migrate. It may be possible for two African swallows to carry one coconut, but then they would have to use a line. Oh @#%& this! I don’t want to talk to you no more! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries! Full Name of Country (In English): The Holy Imperium of MankindFull Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Sanctus Imperialis Hominis Shortened Name of Country (In English): Holy Imperium Government Type: Theocratic Authoritarian / Benevolent Dictatorship / Theocratic Monarchy Leader: Imperator Kevin M. Holihan Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Fiercely Independent, Capitalist, Nationalist, Staunch Supporter of Trade. Ambassador Sent to Texas: Cassius Gaius Mannicus Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: (None) Special Requests: Sound-proof chamber located within the embassy and quarters for an Imperial Inquisitor. Alan Fickle has been sent as our ambassador. Instead of ice cream being sent to Imperator Holihan, ice and cream were sent. Full Name of Country (In English): Commonwealth of NorwayFull Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Kongeriket/ Fristat Norge (There Doesn't seem to be Norwegian word for Commonwealth ;_; ) / Mancomunidad de Noruega/ Shortened Name of Country (In English): Norway Government Type: Constitutional Monarchy Leader: King Dayus Heimdall Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Mixed, leaning toward a "Progressive" system. Mild to Moderate Left wing Economically. Ambassador Sent to Texas: Mika Svensson Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Herring..... No, it's Mint Chip Special Requests: A large cage to house the Official Royal Norwegian Polar Bear Diplomatic Corps (ORNPBDC) Member, and a regular supply of raw fish, seals, Small animals, and Poorly mannered Interns. Eirik Meriwether has been sent as our ambassador. We can only imagine what you plan to do with those unfortunate interns. Full Name of Country (In English): The Military Republic of the RhinemarkFull Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Militärrepublik Rheinmark Shortened Name of Country (In English): The Rheinmark Government Type: Military Republic Leader: Reichsmarschall Wilhelm Becker Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Staunchly Conservative Ambassador Sent to Texas: Captain Leopold Kleinsdeiger Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Vanilla Special Requests: Rheinmarker Security Detail; German-style embassy Chris Duderstadt has been sent as our ambassador. Full Name of Country (In English): ItalicaGovernment Type: Totalitarian State Leader: Matteo De Falco, known as " The Duce " ( latin-italian old translation of Leader ) Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Italian Fascism Ambassador Sent to Texas: Norberto Aquilani Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Milk Chocolate Special Requests: Italian Neo-classic style, with a lot of marble and imperial eagles Junio Borghese Junior has been sent as our ambassador. Full Name of Country (In English): DamaciousFull Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Damacious Shortened Name of Country (In English): Dama Government Type: Democratic Leader: Evan Gibbons Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Slightly Liberal Ambassador Sent to Texas: Edward Perkins Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Superdupercalifragalisticexpialodociousthesoundofitisquiteatrocious Berry Blue Special Requests: Alligators and a moat. With many alligators. Matt Hansen has been sent as our ambassador to you. The ice cream has been perfected to give anyone who eats it an extremely rare and painful disease of the liver (OOC: http://www.hulu.com/watch/37754/saturday-n...e-mary-poppins). Full Name (In English): ProcinctiaFull Name (In Country's Official Language): Procinctia Shortened Name (In English): Procinctia Alternate Spelling (In English): Procintia Government Type: Reconstruction Official Leader: Generalissimo, Generalissimo of Procinctia Current Leader: Liska Atka acting Minster of Foreign Affairs/acting Generalissimo of Procinctia Current Government's Political Stance: Transitional Ambassador Sent to Texas: Hypothetically Liska Atka, but with Liska acting Generalissimo Procinctia’s Foreign Office is currently without diplomatic personal Official Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Decontamination Solution (doesn’t trust Ice Cream) Current Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Azuki Special Requests: Procinctia will design and fund construction of it’s own Embassy Mitsuyo Hirohito has been sent as our ambassador. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingChris Posted November 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Full Name of Country (In English): Federation of DisparuFull Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Federation of Disparu (en)/Fédération du Disparu (fr) Shortened Name of Country (In English): Disparu Government Type: Constitutional monarchy, federal parliamentary democracy Leader: Lance Pikachurin (King, head of state), Cynthia Celeste (Chancellor, head of government) Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Conservative liberalism Ambassador Sent to Texas: Pamela Winstead Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Cookies-n'-cream / Vanilla Special Requests: None. Crystal Wojtyla has been sent as our ambassador. Message from News Program Unaffiliated with Government: Would Ms. Celeste like to visit Texas to, ahem, sell her body? Full Name of Country (In English): The Magnificent Sultanate of Marscurian PakistanFull Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): מארזקוריש פאקיסטאן-Yiddish پاکِستان-Urdu (Without the Marscurian part) Shortened Name of Country (In English): Marscurian Pakistan Government Type: Sultanate Leader: Sultan Mikhail Stein Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Depends on the topic Ambassador Sent to Texas: Hank Rutheford Hill Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Chocolate fudge brownie Special Requests: We want a wide variety of fruit trees and bushes. If you can't make a respectable fruit salad, it's not enough. Ben Sulaiman has been sent as our ambassador. The fruit trees and bushes were planted, and unfortunately for you, the Texans like to pick the fruits off, leaving none for you. Full Name of Country (In English): Republic of NedlandFull Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Republic of Nedland Shortened Name of Country (In English): Nedland Government Type: Representative Democracy Leader: President Edward "Ned the Great" Miles Bartowski Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Mid-Left with an emphasis on secularism and technological advancement. Ambassador Sent to Texas: Robin Gray Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Vanilla Special Requests: None Kerry Gus has been sent as our ambassador. Full Name of Country (In English):The Caliphate of LibyaFull Name of Country (In Country's Official Language):(Good Question) Shortened Name of Country (In English): Libya Government Type: Theocracy Leader:The Caliph, Champion of Allah Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.):Center Right, Liberal Ambassador Sent to Texas: Rabah Bitat Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: He does not eat Ice Cream as He is Lactose Intolerant, Special Requests: A small chapel to pray in. Jordan Ramaswamy has been sent as our ambassador. Please specify the religion of the chapel. Denied Applications: Full Name of Country (In English): The Old DominionFull Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): The Old Dominion(English) Shortened Name of Country (In English): New England Government Type: Constitutional Monarchy Leader: Lord Alexandre Zokol Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Socially liberal, Governmentally conservative Ambassador Sent to Texas: Sir Michael Milton Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Chocolate chip, vanilla, chocolate, mint chocolate chip Special Requests: Vicious (but friendly) Saint Bernards dogs for the embassy staff Denied. We can’t have two embassies serving New England. By the way, this looks familiar… Full Name of Country(In English): CascadeFull Name of Country(In Official Language): Cascade Shortened Name: Cascade Government Type: Democracy Leader: President Jimmy Stewart Current Government's Political Stance: Right-Wing Conservative Ambassador Sent To Texas: Bill Herwin Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: President Stewart loves all ice cream flavors Special Requests: N/A Denied. We haven’t recognized you yet. Misc. PRIVATEPresident Lyndon Johnson remained silent as he stared at his open carton of ice-cream. Apparently, the ice cream had completely melted. President Johnson would receive this note: How did you enjoy the ice cream? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitex Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Full Name of Country (In English): Troina Full Name of Country (In Country's Official Language): Troina Shortened Name of Country (In English): Troina Government Type: Republic Leader: President Shiznay Current Government's Political Stance (Liberal, Conservative, etc.): Conservative Ambassador Sent to Texas: James Rez Leader's Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Cookie Dough Special Requests: That the embassy be large enough to fit the ambassador and ten Marine guards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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