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Squire Greenansatsu climbs up the stairs of the newly erected stage built outside the Rosular Kingdom's Keep. He walks to the center of the stage where there is a long rod that is sticking out of the stage with a cone on the top of it. He stands in front of the cone that is level with his mouth and looks at it skeptically. He looks around and instantly a shrouded figure appears next to him. He looks at the shrouded figure and asks

Are you sure this thing works? Oh yes I guess it does very well then.

Squire Greenansatsu looks slightly embarrassed and takes a step back so his voice won't amplify quite as much then pulls out a scroll from his belt and begins to readdress the audience

Greetings one and all, as many of you know a few weeks ago The Order of the Paradox and the Rosular Kingdom cemented their friendship and signed a treaty with each other. What few of you will know is that in celebration of this event we have been holding a series of contest in the keep. The competition originally posted five players from each alliance and faced them off head to head for glory, prizes and mainly bragging rights. After three rounds TOP is up 2-1 over the RK. The last round just ended a few minutes ago and it is because of this that I stand here before you today. In my attempts to keep the judging as fair as possible I have been using secret judges to keep bribing and favoritism out of it. However this last round posses a problem for me in that the judge needs to be familiar with the workings of politics in CN as well as not having any direct connection with either team. Therefore I have come to you the players of CN and asking you to vote for this latest round.

First off I will explain to you the rules of this contest so that you may better understand the voting.

Disney is looking to make a Cybernations version of one of their cartoon movies. However they don't know anyone from Cybernations and are having problems rewriting the script, that is where you come in.

First you must choose your movie, it must be a cartoon and not a sequel. http://homepage.usask.ca/~jjs142/movielist.htm any of the movies before and including 37 on this list works.

Second you need to cast your movie. The actors in your remake must be players from Cybernations. You can only select one player from your own alliance (The RK is considered one alliance for this event) You must tell us who you selected for each role and why you chose them. You also must cast atleast 10 characters.

Third you must create an advertisement for your remake, this may take any form such as commercial, poster, radio ad, etc...

Finally you must write a short scene from your movie showing off a change you felt was needed in the movie.

Voting will be based off overall originality, uniqueness of casting, and humor

So there you have it ladies and gentleman, our contestants had one week to make their movie and I have the results right here. What I ask of you is to vote for each submission using a number 1-10. One being the worst piece of defecation you have ever seen and 10 being that you wish they would actually create this movie and you'd see it every day for a year. I will accept all votes submitted until this time tomorrow evening.

So without further ado the submissions!

Squire Greenansatsu then snaps his fingers and the shrouded man reappears on stage. He immediately sets up what looks to be a movie projector and a screen as well as nailing up some posters around the stage and handing out some to the members in the crowd. The screen then starts to flicker and the screen fills with the remade scenes from both teams movies.

All entries were made in humor and jest and the intent to have fun. All entries are original and made by the participants for each team under the supervision of the moderator. Any complaints grievances or errors should be brought to my attention and not to individual participants.

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First up TOP's Entry

Snow White: Cybernations Edition.

The remake of this famous cartoon embodies the remake of the Karma war. As many of us remember, the war was mainly NPO and its followers vs anti-NPO. We did not mean to under-represent the NPO side, but since the dwarfs were all on Snow White's side, we helped

Casting:

Quote:

Snow White: (OV) Rayvon - Head OVer, represents the 'victim'

Prince: (VE) Impero - 'saves' Snow White. VE comes in defense of OV with the conflict with NPO.

Queen/Witch lady: (NPO) TrotskysRevenge - Ebil overlord.

Mirror: Bob Sanders - Valhalla was one of the "tools" of NPO during the war that was bossed around.

Guard: mhawk - He was the leader of TPF at the time of the war. TPF was one of the alliances that chickened out and canceled the treaty with NPO, even though TPF later defended Pacifica. The Guard in Snow White was supposed to kill Snow White, but did not have the courage.

(all dwarves fought NPO/Witch)

Doc: (FOK) MrCyber - Smartypants

Grumpy: (Athens) Jack Diorno - He's a grumpy who trolls us :'(

Happy: (MK) Drai - He's happy.

Sleepy: (Sparta) Sethly - Sparta was the last alliance to DoW on NPO, so in a way "sleepy"

Bashful: (GOD) Xiphosis - At times makes odd comments.

Sneezy: (Vanguard) Rafael Nadal - Seems to always do something that wasn't needed at the time when least expected.

Dopey: (RoK) Gen Lee - He rogued TOP :P

Playing on the screen

Queen: Magic mirror on the wall, who’s the strongest one of all?

Mirror: Famed is thy strength, majesty, but hold, a lovely maid I see. Rags cannot hide her sturdy grace. Alas, she is more strong than thee.

Queen: Since when do you tell the truth? Of all the times you choose to now???? Alas for her! Reveal her name.

Mirror: Lips red as the rose. Hair black as ebony. Skin white as snow.[reword?]

Queen: SNOW WHITE! She is going to pay for this… How dare she infringe on MY throne?

Queen slaps her fists against the table and break a nail.

Queen: OH! Snow White shall pay for this!

She flips her hair and walks out of the room in a cat walk.

Snow White is sitting on the window sill and waves to the departing dwarfs.

Grumpy’s voice from the distance: Now don’t do anything stupid while we’re gone. You hear me?!

Snow White: [chuckling a bit] Why I would never

Queen shows up from out of the woods as an old peddler woman.

Queen: All alone, met pet?

Snow White: Yes. But I shouldn’t talk to strangers.

Queen pretends to have a small heart attack. Snow White helps her and gives her a glass of water.

Queen: Thank you, my pet. Let me repay you with an apple. That’s the only thing I have left.

Snow White: Oh, it looks delicious.

Queen: Go on. Have a bite. It’s a magical apple, too. It makes your dreams come true. Just take one bite and make a wish.

Singing of the dwarfs are heard in the distance.

Grumpy: Something doesn’t feel right. I bet that stupid girl is up to something.

Sleepy: Maybe the Queen got her.

Grumpy: [under his breathe] if she’s so stupid, then maybe she deserves it.

Doc: The Queen!

All Dwarfs: [in unison] Snow White!

The all run towards the house, shouting.

Queen: There must be something your little heart desires.

Snow White: I wish that the evil tyrant Queen would go to hell.

Queen: [almost wanting to strangle her] Well, deary. Only nice wishes can come true.

Snow White: I wish…I wish there was peace on this Planet Bob.

Snow White bites into the apple and starts gasping and cackling. A thunderclap is heard.

Queen: Her breath will still. Her Blood congeal. NOW I WILL BE THE STRONEST IN THE LAND. [Evil laugh]

The Prince, standing in the shade of the trees observes the Queen’s evil laugh. The dwarfs run back to the house incognito. They hide behind the bushes and look at the scene before them. Sneezy's nose starts itching and not being able to hold it in, he sneezes loudly. The Queen hears it and looks in his direction. Her eyes grow wide as she sees the dwarfs. All of a sudden Snow White springs up from her almost dead state and screams:

Snow White: ATTACK HER!!!!!!!

The Queen tries to run, but the dwarfs throw a net at her and capture her.

Doc: You think you can escape after attacking Snow White?

Queen: B…b…but why didn’t she die?

Snow White: I am not that dumb. I didn’t swallow the apple.

Queen: Wicked girl!

Prince: You knew this was coming.

Prince picks Snow White up and sits her on the horse.

Prince: Come on. Let’s go into the castle and let this evil Queen be our servant. She will repay for her evil with her service to us.

The posters on the stage

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Snow-White-Small-II.jpg

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And now for the RK entry

Cast of Characters

Alice- Francesca

Chosen for her wonderful head in the clouds fashion. The perfect person to venture into Wonderland

Mad Hatter- Bilrow

Rude and belligerent, scared and nervous Mad Hatter or Bilrow you decide

March Hare- Moldavi

Caught in the Time Warp of the past

White Rabbit- Mpol

Always in a hurry.Confident enough about himself to contradict the King of Hearts

Doormouse- Astronaut Jones

Always falling asleep which AJ awakens?

Cheshire Cat- Bob Janova

The guide who speaks in riddles but imparts knowledge

Queen of Hearts- Big Bad

Off with their heads , can their be a better description of our former TPF enforcer.

King of Hearts- Jack Diorno

Incompetent leader. HMMMM

The Mock Turtle- Sal Paradise

Always depressing and talks about the past. Oh wait the character too.

The Caterpillar- TheNeverender

The King of mushrooms surely the connection is clear.

The Duchess- Haflinger

Rude and moralistic at the same time.

Playing on the screen

The Un-war party.

Good Alice still reeling from the odd behaviour of all around her came upon a large table set up as for a Council of War. Half strewn papers and plenty of recyclable metal cans of water were found most awkwardly perched upon its great expanse.

“Come and sit a while as we our minds alight, discuss the great planning of this as yet to come Un-war”, greeted the Mad Hatter.

“Yes, yes we must not waste a moment”, agreed the White Rabbit.

“Great things we have done and great plans yet to come have we”, opinioned the March Hare.

“I shall then sit a while then as I am most tired” said Alice.

“Not there”, said the Mad Hatter “there is no room.”

Alice observed the many other empty chairs beside the one she had ill chosen. “There is no one sitting here how can there be no room” queried Alice.

“Have some scones”, the March Hare said in an encouraging tone.

'There aren't any,' said the March Hare.

'Then it wasn't very civil of you to offer it,' said Alice angrily.

'It wasn't very civil of you to join our Un-war without being treatied,' said

The March Hare.

'I didn't know it was YOUR Un-war planning table,' said Alice; 'it's laid for a great

many more than four.'

'Your hair wants cutting,' said the Hatter. He had been looking at Alice

for some time with great curiosity.

'You should learn not to make personal remarks,' Alice said with some

severity; 'it's very rude.'

“Pardon me”, chirped the Doormouse, seemingly emerging from a long slumber, “Have we un-declared on anybody yet”?

“Un-declared indeed” harrumphed the large grinning cat in the tree.

“This is an Un-war after all”.

“What is an Un-war good cat” replied Alice with some interest?

“Why every relation is an Un-war unless you are at war of course”, grinned the feline.

“That is most strange” murmured Alice.

“Strange you foolish girl, off with their heads I say.” Chortled the Queen of Hearts.

“We shall make an un-alliance to un-fight this Un-war”, majestically pronounced the King of Hearts.

“What do you think of that”, questioned The Caterpillar who had joined the Cat on the tree limb?

“Well it does seem to follow logically but would one not wish to have the biggest un-alliance before engaging in an Un-war”, asked Alice’s now even further confused.

“ Of course you must consume a Mushroom Kingdom to grow your un-alliance, that is the only way” explained the Caterpillar.

“It is all so sad”, cried the Mock Turtle “you are all doing it wrong. Let me tell you of the old days and how we were better and happier back then.”

“Yes let us remember the days that were as if they were not as they were but as we would have had them be in future” sighed The March Hare.

“We must hurry this along there is so little time and much to un-do” chastised the White Rabbit

“You should all hush up and listen to how I do it”, clattered the Duchess. “The Queen and I know what is right and we have much wisdom to impart”.

“Really Duchess and how do we un-fight an Un-war”, inquired the Cat?

“Silly Cheshire Cat, you know that the moral way is always the proper way” she exclaimed while unceremoniously dumping the poor Doormouse out of his seat.

“Why are you called the Cheshire Cat”, Alice queried?

“Why Girl it is because I am not from Lancaster of course”, the Cheshire Cat purred.

The March Hare and the White Rabbit exchanged knowing looks at this.

Rising imperiously the King of Hearts cleared his throat and spoke “ Certainly when one is not from a place then naming one of a place would certainly be misplaced”.

“ But for the old days of my youth how I miss the simple certainty of our rightness”, lamented the Mock Turtle.

“ If I were still leader, or when I am leader , or as I am leader…”, spoke the March Hare

“ Do as I do not and say not as I say and you too will be true to what was untrue’, interrupted the Mad Hatter.

“ Back to our Un-war planning”, chided the White Rabbit

“ I am uncertain about my certainty of un-planning our un-declaring of this Un-war I believe “ groggily the Doormouse responded.

“ We must continue to un-plan our Un-war lest diplomacy eliminate our chances of declaring our moral un-victory over the enemy ”,interrupted the Duchess rising as she once again knocked the poor Doormouse out of his seat.

“ I must find my way back out of the rabbit hole” Alice declared as she rose to follow the white rabbit away.

“ Good luck and do not spill the popcorn as you enjoy your Un-war day” offered The Cheshire Cat

“Off with their heads”, agreed the Queen of Hearts as Alice disappeared into the distance.

Playing on a convenient radio

Coming to a theatre near you...

The latest film sensation from the makers of Drama Everywhere....

Alice In Wonderland

You will laugh, you will cry....A film for the ages starring as Alice the one and only Francesca. Bilrow as the enigmatic Mad Hatter. Moldavi as the March Hare.

Watch as Alice falls down the hole and ends up stuck dealing with the madness of the Hatter's and the Hare's un-war.

What will she do, how can she be in an un-war. She didn't even know she was in a war.

Opening at midnight November 25th. The first 200 people in get a free Mad Hatter (Bilrow) stress ball.

Coming soon to a theatre near you...

The latest film sensation from the makers of Cyber Nations the MOvie II the sequa...

Alice In Wonderland

Watch as Alice falls down the hole and ends up stuck dealing with the madness of the Hatter's and the Hare's un-war.

Starring Haflinger as The Duchess and Astronaut Jones as the always tired Dormouse.

Opening at midnight November 25th. The first 200 people in get a free pillow.

Coming soon to a theatre near you...

The latest film sensation from the makers of Cyber Nations the Animated film....

Alice In Wonderland

Watch as Alice falls down the hole and ends up stuck dealing with the madness of the Hatter's and the Hare's un-war.

With Big Bad as the Queen of Hearts "Off with her head!!!" And Jack Diorno as the moderate King of Hearts.

Opening at midnight November 25th. The first 200 people in get a free March Hare (Ivan Moldavi) squeaky toy.

Coming soon to a theatre near you...

The latest film sensation from the makers of Cyber Nations the movie...

Alice In Wonderland

Watch as Alice falls down the hole and ends up stuck dealing with the madness of the Hatter's and the Hare's un-war.

Starring Sal Diorno as the melancholy Mock turtle and TheNeverender as the hookah-smoking caterpillar.

Opening at midnight November 25th. The first 200 people in get a free bowl of Mock Turtle soup.

Coming soon to a theatre near you...

The latest film sensation from the makers of Raiders of the lost Cyber Nations

Alice In Wonderland

Watch as Alice falls down the hole and ends up stuck dealing with the madness of the Hatter's and the Hare's un-war.

Mpol as the White Rabbit, "Oh dear! Oh dear! I shall be too late!" and Bob Janova as the ever grinning Chesire Cat

Opening at midnight November 25th. The first 200 people in get a free Rabbits foot.

The poster on the stage

AliceInDigiterra.jpg

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So there you have it ladies and gentleman, our contestants had one week to make their movie and I have the results right here. What I ask of you is to vote for each submission using a number 1-10. One being the worst piece of defecation you have ever seen and 10 being that you wish they would actually create this movie and you'd see it every day for a year. I will accept all votes submitted until this time tomorrow evening.

somehow everyone forgets this part -_-

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