Sargun II Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 (edited) The Carthaginian fleet, consisting of a dozen BALLS OF STEEL, set sail with permission from certain authorities in Antarctica to set up a mini-blockade around Ross Island. Over 9000 soldiers and about 100 tanks were on the fishing boats, ready to depart. An air force consisting of seventeen ducks with bombs strapped onto them circled the top of Mount Erebus. The two commanders of the fleets, Drty and Nyx, were having a typical Cybernations Roleplay argument. Drty: ack, damn you Nyx: ha! Drty: damn you to squirrel damned hell Nyx: ive been there, its pleasureful Nyx: and youre too ugly to get in Drty: well, they will never beat my super mega squirrel reversal laser, they will turn every single one into a peanut, which i will have the pleasure of feeding to my humble elephant lords Nyx: you cant feed them the peanuts because I gave them all to York Hunt Drty: ha, he is nonexsistant Drty: he gave them to Hue G. Rection Nyx: no Hue stole them mercilessly Drty: damn that fool, damn him Drty: i hope every one of those sqirrels tears his eye balls out and shoves them into your ears Nyx: but I just built an eyeball proof wall for my ears this morning Nyx: besides the squirrels need me too much to do that Drty: well, you will never find my kingdom anyway Nyx: fine, we'll just have to destroy you then Drty: but you won't find me Nyx: the squirrels will chop Hue into 12 pieces and send them skyrocketing into oblivion Drty: as long as it's not my hue Nyx: oh it will be Nyx: thats silly. it will never happen. Drty: oh it will Nyx: i wont let it Nyx: i proclaimed that death rays are rendered ineffective as of yesterday Drty: you cant do that Nyx: yes i can, i have that power because i am high priestess queen goddess of the night and day Drty: you can't be, because the squirrels are sworn enemies Drty: so you are mistaken in one way or another Nyx: thats what the rest of the world thinks Nyx: but the squirrels and i have a little agreement Nyx: they serve me in turn for sexual favors Drty: such as? Nyx: i cant tell you, you'd disintegrate from the shock of it Drty and Nyx decided to go their separate ways. Drty to Mount Erebus, Nyx to Mount Terror. The chicken crows at midnight. Edited November 8, 2009 by Sargun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 OOC: What is this, I don't even... Seriously...what is it? *scratches head in puzzlement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted November 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 OOC: What is this, I don't even...Seriously...what is it? *scratches head in puzzlement. OOC: It's a legit thread. Wait for the right person to post. Just wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comrade nikonov Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 IC: A Vostok SSR Admiral Kuznetsov Aircraft Carrier arrives at Ross Island. The ship signals the Carthaginian fleet: "THIS IS COMRADE VITALI CHURKIN. THIS ISLAND IS RIGHTFULLY OURS. IT WAS CLAIMED BY USSR 76 YEARS AGO. WE HAVE COME TO POPULATE IT. PLEASE REMOVE BLOCKADE." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted November 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 Official reply from Carthaginian Fleet: "WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comrade nikonov Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 RESPONSE: "My loony bun is fine Benny Lava! Minor bun engine made Benny Lava! ...... Have you been high today?!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted November 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 RESPONSE:"My loony bun is fine Benny Lava! Minor bun engine made Benny Lava! ...... Have you been high today?!?" RESPONSE: "Yo COMRADE VITALI CHURKIN, I'm happy for ya and I'mma let you finish, but Willy Wonka had the best hallucinogenic experience of all time. OF ALL TIME." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comrade nikonov Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 "VILLI VONKA?!?! I... HATE... VILLI VONKA AND HIS KAPITALEEST KANDIIS!!!" "LAUNCH THE FIGHTERS!" 13.37 MiG-29 fighters were launched for immediate strike. They achieved this by cutting .63 of a MiG-29K off and then proceeding to catapult the burning hulk out of the carrier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted November 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 The .37 of a MiG-29 and the .63 of a MiG-29 both fell harmlessly to the base of the mountain. However, three ducks, flying at altitudes far above previously known at temperatures far below what they could survive, flew directly into the flight paths of the MiG-29. The three collided with the center and edges of the formation, exploding with great vengeance and furious anger. For whatever reason, an EMP was let loose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comrade nikonov Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 A few Ferruginous Hawks have been let go to get rid of the ducks. The MiG fighters were rather... disoriented by the EMP. They would have plenty of time to reorient themselves at the bottom of the Southern Ocean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted November 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 When the Ferruginious Hawks traveled over Mount Terror, they were quickly taken down when three of the BALLS OF STEEL erupted with gunfire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comrade nikonov Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 The Balls of Steel were dispatched by a BALL OF URANIUM slamming into a bigger BALL OF URANIUM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted November 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 The BALLS OF STEEL, however, had quickly dived beneath the ocean and watched as the water twisted and turned due to the nuclear explosion. A MISSILE OF URANIUM was fired at the Vostok SSR Admiral Kuznetsov Aircraft Carrier and split itself over the AC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comrade nikonov Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 A robotic bird sacrificed itself to disperse the blasting pin of the MISSILE OF URANIUM. Instead, FLAKES OF RADIOACTIVITY are now snowing upon the saddened sailors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted November 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 GENERALISSIMO, GENERALISSIMO OF MOUNT TERROR issued this announcement: "Bollocks." Over 9000 soldiers began catapulting dead, plague-ridden bodies at the carrier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comrade nikonov Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Plague-ridden and slightly radioactive sailors, looking much like the one shown below, begin congregating near landing ships. OOC: I BELIEVE THIS HAS LEFT THE REALM OF SANITY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted November 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Plague-ridden and slightly radioactive sailors, looking much like the one shown below, begin congregating near landing ships. Unfortunately for the plague-ridden and slightly radioactive sailors, a group of heavily armed and technologically advanced soldiers started shouting "For the Enclave!" and fired massive $%&@tons of bullets at them. Nyx looked in awe as the soldiers, who did not exist but two minutes ago, suddenly came to his aid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comrade nikonov Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 The aircraft carrier is studded with bullets, more than the captain's jacket is studded with bling. The ship promptly begins to sink. As the realities sink in for Vostok SSR, the dictator Zombie Brezhnev has issued the order for the annihilation of the Carthaginian fleet. As soon as they get off that god-forsaken island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted November 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 The Carthaginian fleet was destroyed in a fury of nuclear explosions. However, the majority of the men had captured Ross Island and started to prepare defenses. //RP FINISHED LOLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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