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The Vodka Neat Accord


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Esteemed Comrades,

The glourious alliance of the Socialist Workers Front is proud to anounce a new chapter in our alliance's history.

The NEAT alliance has proved themselves to be a strong breed of men.

So it gives me great pleasure to announce we have signed a treaty with NEAT.

The signing of the Vodka-NEAT accords allows our alliances to march forward together!

Standing united against all who threaten our prosperity!

So without further adue:

Optional Defence Pact: The Vodka Neat Accord

Nations Empowered Against Totalitarianism - NEAT

Socialist Workers Front - SWF

Article I: Non-Aggression and Friendship

The signatories agree to abstain from aggressive military action and all forms of espionage against each other, and will maintain courteous relations in all venues. As such, any differences will be dealt with in private.

Article II: Sovereignty

The signatories recognize and respect the sovereignty of the other and agree not to interfere with the internal affairs or political independence of the other signatory.

Article III: Aid

The signatories are encouraged, though not required, to provide diplomatic and economic aid to each other as requested.

Article IV: Defense

If another party takes aggressive action against one of the signatories, the other may provide moral, diplomatic, and military support as requested, but is not obligated to do so.

Article V: Cancellation

If either signatory finds that this agreement is no longer in their best interest, they may cancel the agreement with seventy-two (72) hours written notice, or immediately by mutual consent.

Article VI: Embassy Party

The SWF embassy shall hold regular cocktail evenings to celebrate the closer relations between the two fine alliances. Upon cancellation of the treaty these evenings will eventually become less frequent.

Signed for NEAT

NEAT General Assembly

Signed for SWF

The General Congress

Date 06 November 2009

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!

VODKA FOR ALL!!!

o/ NEAT

o/ SWF

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While the curiously bourgeois nature of your festivities has me somewhat in a hazy fluster, the character of the signatories in this treaty is more than awesome enough to convince me that this is indeed a positive - and perhaps, inevitable - development for two great allies, whose dedication to their treaties far outstrips the power of high stats.

Viva de la SWF!

Viva de la NEAT!

Libertad o Muerte!

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