Lenny N Karl Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 (edited) Join NATO Ok here is the deal…. Here is what NATO and ALL the other alliances are actually saying to you in this forum: All the alliances are selling you just about the same thing: • Nation Growth programs • Sign up bonuses • Trade circles • Tech circles • Protection • Friendly and fun community They all probably can do it. But look at their van… Now look at NATO’s It is all about chemistry and feeling at home at your new alliance. I ask that you give NATO a try-out. We will be starting up another one of our NATO Biggest Gainer Contest soon and another NATO tradition, Carnival can’t be too far away. Each alliance has its own uniqueness. I hope that you find NATO to be the home you are looking for. Remember, you don’t want to get in the wrong van….. Join NATO Our IRC channel is #cnnato on coldfront. drop by sometime Hope to see you soon Edited May 31, 2011 by Lenny N Karl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pouyakhani Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Nice Pictures! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haflinger Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Classic NATO style. Love you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Ingenious Lenny! Did Karl help you at all with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njero Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 What are you talking about? Karl's the brains of the operation. Lenny's such a slacker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mongol-Swedes Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Wicked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted September 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Karl: According to the map, NATO should be right here.Lenny: Hey, maybe there is no NATO, maybe it's one of them metaphorical things. Karl: Oh yeah yeah...like, maybe NATO is the place inside each of us created by our goodwill and teamwork Lenny: oh...no, they said there'd be sandwiches. PS - we have sandwiches too.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakim Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 I like candy...and samwhitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thief Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 I like the recruitment spiel. Definitely original! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weirdgus Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Very good stuff here guys, I like it a lot! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imploding Diarrhea Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Oh my god!! was i ever in the wrong ... (opens up a small piece of paper, then reads aloud) van Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakim Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Pretty much can't get a sweeter deal than candy and sandwiches in a flame retardant van....swing by and look us up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted September 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Lenny: Hey, let's go to the girl's college.Karl: No, the Playboy Mansion. Playboy Mansion. King Tom: Shut up. It's my van and I say we're going to the lost city of gold. drunken road trips are funner in our van... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netjr Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 Lol, funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted September 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Karl: You know, I was hexed by a troll once and a leprechaun cured that right up.Lenny: Hey, you know what's even better is Jesus. He's like six leprechauns! Karl: Yeah, but a lot harder to catch. Go with the leprechaun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted September 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Pollexter: Are you gonna torture me?Lenny: We can't tell you. Not knowing is the worst torture of all! Karl: Well, that and the rat helmet. [Lenny and Karl throw Pollexter in his cell] Lenny: Now, get some sleep, you got a 9 AM rat helmet. Pollexter: (groans) 9 AM?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDavis Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Friendly bump from TUF nice recruitment message, finally an original concept Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted September 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Lenny: Ah, there's nothing like revenge for getting back at people.Karl: I don't know. Vengeance is pretty sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted September 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 Karl: Oh no! Hakim's going over those falls!Lenny: Oh good! He snagged that tree branch. Karl: Oh no! The branch broke off! Lenny: Oh good! He can grab onto them pointy rocks! Karl: Oh no! Them pointy rocks broke his arms and legs. Lenny: Oh good! Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him! Karl: Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Tom Posted September 25, 2009 Report Share Posted September 25, 2009 love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Wow, i couldn't stop laughing LnK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karl I Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 o/ NATO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted September 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Iskander: They've broken every commandment except one.Karl: Hey Lenny, covet some chili fries? Lenny: You bet. Iskander: That's it. The whole shebang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted September 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 King Tom: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny N Karl Posted September 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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