Groucho Marx Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 RAD and RoK were awesome allies, and even though RAD has merged we realized how important it is to maintain our radical ties with one another because homie love is the most important thing a gangsta can have besides a gat and some paper. So after a few beers and jamming to some off-the-wall karaoke I am pleased to present something everyone can jump on... War and Hate Bandwagon Because being peaceful and caring just isn't fun for us. War, hate and free burritos are our style. Sometimes. I think. Maybe? Also, killer emus. Article I– Sovereignty: Both parties shall remain sovereign and independent alliances. Article II- Non-aggression: Both parties agree that they will not engage in hostilities towards each other. If acts of aggression between the parties occur, both will work to resolve them quickly. Article III- Optional defense: Both parties may request assistance in time of war. While defense is optional, it is encouraged. Assistance may be military, financial, and/or diplomatic. Article IV- Cancellation: If either party wishes to cancel this treaty, notice must be given at least 72 hours in advance. Article V– Amendments/Upgrades: The treaty will be reviewed after a period of 30 days for continuation or upgrade. Signed for Bel Air, King Xander the Only, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Back Alley Abortionist, and the True and Righteous Hero of Pink Emperor Marx, Carlton the Glorious 890765, Bel Air Country Club manager, and the King of Facerolled Ruler Names This Charming Man, Bel Air Country Club Courtesy Desk, England Is Mine, Hang the blessed DJ, Scratch my name on your arm with a fountain pen, this means you really love me Druss the Legend, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Sweet Talking, and Romancing Newhotness, Minister of Economics and Receiver of Poontang Extraduty, Minister of $%&@ and Lover of Women and Children Signed for Ragnarok, Alfred von Tirpitz - Triumvir rishnokof - Triumvir Tautology - Triumvir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tautology Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 I never tire of these announcements. o/ them and us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vizard Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 I grudgingly commend you on this development. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Burritos in the announcement: Check. All I wanted from this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Congrats Rok! obligatory lolpink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eden Taylor Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Congrats I guess, though I can't help but shake my head at this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadshot Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 Heh. Congratulations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
890765 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 lolpink, you guys be so imoral o/ RoK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris8967 Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 This is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Wilson Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 This saddens me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 An interesting development. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Druss the Legend Posted September 10, 2009 Report Share Posted September 10, 2009 James, your tears make us happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Scian Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 I await the "WE'RE GUNNA ROLL YOU!!!!" comments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted September 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 I await the "WE'RE GUNNA ROLL YOU!!!!" comments. We're gonna roll you. Because it's what RV predicted. And we all know RV's word is scientific law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 This saddens me. I hope you weren't too shocked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 wow, rok signed this treaty? ... wow. The hell was rok thinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x8BitL0gic Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegendoftheSkies Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Doesn't surprise me, but congrats nonetheless. But next time you better surprise me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 wow, rok signed this treaty?... wow. The hell was rok thinking? Yeah, next they'll be signing treaties with MA. Oh wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted September 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 (edited) Yeah, next they'll be signing treaties with MA.Oh wait. IAA is next. Mathias Edited September 11, 2009 by Emperor Marx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brentbee Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 i thought we were next....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astronaut jones Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 Yeah, next they'll be signing treaties with MA.Oh wait. I wish you and the other lulz alliances would get another tool, the whole "I'm going to be sarcastic to show everyone how much I don't care, even though if I truly didn't, I'd just ignore them" thing is getting played out. The fact is, RoK is a good alliance, bel air is a pathetic excuse for an alliance. RoK never should have signed this, and it's sad that they did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Wilson Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 James, your tears make us happy. I never said I was crying, I said I was saddend. There is a difference, although seeing as you are lolpink, I'm not surprised that I had to explain it to you. I hope you weren't too shocked. I actually am very shocked. I hoped RoK would realize what scum they were treatied too and not resign with FailAir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 I wish you and the other lulz alliances would get another tool, the whole "I'm going to be sarcastic to show everyone how much I don't care, even though if I truly didn't, I'd just ignore them" thing is getting played out.The fact is, RoK is a good alliance, bel air is a pathetic excuse for an alliance. RoK never should have signed this, and it's sad that they did. I am not a lulz alliance. Neither is my alliance. Again, MA shouldn't be talking about pathetic excuses for alliances. Unless you're being ironic. If you are, I totally dig it man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted September 11, 2009 Report Share Posted September 11, 2009 I never said I was crying, I said I was saddend. There is a difference, although seeing as you are lolpink, I'm not surprised that I had to explain it to you.I actually am very shocked. I hoped RoK would realize what scum they were treatied too and not resign with FailAir. Your concerns are duly noted. Too bad RoK doesn't abandon something that's over 50% former protectorate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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