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Earlier today, the Scottish military rounded up all jailed prisoners and criminals throughout the Scottish Empire and exported them into the Krieg Empire. The walls were tightly sealed once the criminals were carefully unleashed into the wilderness of the rogue Krieg state. The Scottish military will be manning the border walls to prevent any criminals from re-entering the Scottish protectorate of Spain/Portugal.

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While extremely humourous at best, (why not simply execute all tried and guilty criminals like we do? It saves on upkeep costs of Rehabilitation and Containment facilities) we point out that releasing such undesirables will surely be denounced by a bleeding heart World Community - and serve as training for the Krieg Armies' marksmanship.

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Grøenlandia Organ Transplant Enterprises (GOTE) CEO Jeff Goudman has contacted the Krieg Empire. GOTE would like to build a series of structures next to gates along the Scottish wall. We can promise the Krieg citizens that they will not need to worry about criminals.

On an unrelated note, GOTE will need to bring a large shipment of tasers and surgical tools into the country.

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The Republic ponders this event in confusion. A convict expedition to the North Pole, such as the Republic does twice a year, is a much better way to keep crime low.

GOTE contacts the Dranagg government. Instead of paying large costs to transfer the convicts to the north pole, we are willing to take them off your hands for absolutely no cost (after they pass a simple physical of course).

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GOTE contacts the Dranagg government. Instead of paying large costs to transfer the convicts to the north pole, we are willing to take them off your hands for absolutely no cost (after they pass a simple physical of course).

We never said we provided transport.....

All convicts are left 100 miles outside of the capital, and left to walk the rest of the way.

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The Republic ponders this event in confusion. A convict expedition to the North Pole, such as the Republic does twice a year, is a much better way to keep crime low.

We would like to note that you can no longer do that, as it would be an illegal entrance to Norwegian territory. We suggest you walk your prisoners around in circles in a hot desert, or throw them down an active volcano from now on.

As a side note, with the North pole, ADI also stole Christmas, which did not pass over to Norway.

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OFFICIAL STATEMENT

"...we have no comment on this."

CLASSIFIED

"Hm, now that's an interesting idea."

"What would that be, sir?"

"We could take all of our prisoners/convicts and drop them somewhere far away from here, that would save us a lot in upkeep cost AND valuable ammunition. Do you know a single bullet costs $80,000?!"

"Um, no, I didn't know that, sir."

"Heh, good. Now you know. Now, what would we do with the prisoners/convicts if we proceeded with this plan?"

"Um, drop them off in another country or perhaps Antarctica...?"

"Mighty good idea! Hm....need to think this over."

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We would like to note that you can no longer do that, as it would be an illegal entrance to Norwegian territory. We suggest you walk your prisoners around in circles in a hot desert, or throw them down an active volcano from now on.

As a side note, with the North pole, ADI also stole Christmas, which did not pass over to Norway.

"How will Dranagg find a hot desert in Antarctica?"

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We would like to note that you can no longer do that, as it would be an illegal entrance to Norwegian territory. We suggest you walk your prisoners around in circles in a hot desert, or throw them down an active volcano from now on.

As a side note, with the North pole, ADI also stole Christmas, which did not pass over to Norway.

Dranagg is unaware that any Convict Expedition has ever made it to the coast of Antarctica. However if they someday manage it, we will tell Norway to watch out for potential freaks of nature.

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GOTE sends messages to the New England and Imperium Governments:

Esteemed government,

We are willing to take your most dangerous criminals for no charge. We will cover all costs, including transportation, and will even pay you if you can provide criminals in large quantities.

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Esteemed government,

We are willing to take your most dangerous criminals for no charge. We will cover all costs, including transportation, and will even pay you if you can provide criminals in large quantities.

*Reply*

We'll be happy to grant you the organs give you custody of our more vile of offenders.

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GOTE sends messages to the New England and Imperium Governments:

Esteemed government,

We are willing to take your most dangerous criminals for no charge. We will cover all costs, including transportation, and will even pay you if you can provide criminals in large quantities.

CLASSIFIED RESPONSE

We would be happy to turn over our prisoners to you. All dangerous prisoners in the nation will be released into your custody, en masse.

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