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A Joint Nordreich / The Dark Templar Announcement


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The Deth T*oll Pact

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After a couple big city nights of heavy metal stage carnage in Danzig last weekend, Nordreich and the Dark Templars came to the conclusion that we both want a more collaborative approach in the studio before going on tour. Sometimes we like mayhem; sometimes we prefer overkill; and on a few occasions, we grant our enemies a merciful fate. But what to do?

After the concert, over many nights of partying... three hogsheads of whiskey, 50 cubic cubits of beer, 3 dead hookers, and an asphyxiated clown later, we emerged into the sunlight like slugs on rock salt. This is about the time someone began scribbling a so-called announcement out of thick smoky air.

In this spirit of new metal brotherhood, we announce the Deth T*oll Pact.

Sovereignty: Each member of the band agrees to respect the other band mate's skills, creative work, and general awesome individual brutality.

Mutual Defense: In the event one of the band is attacked, the other band member is bound to assist by whatever means necessary, even if it means going down in flames.

Mutual Aggression: In the event one of the band decides to make the hammer fall on some unfortunate victim (or groupies), the rest of the band is free to join in as if possessed and inflict mega-death upon the foe. Hanging out at the studio to work on ultra riffs or the next album is also cool, though.

Cancellation: If one of the band members decides to go on a week-long bender, a stripper-fueled weekend in Amsterdam, or in any other way decides to bail on the rest of the band, it is expected that they at least invite the rest along beforehand.

Signed by....

The Dark Templar -

Dark Archon, Supa_Troop3r

Twilight Archon, Myworld

Deputy High Templar of Foreign Affairs, Smoothwater

High Templar of War, MaGnet

High Templar of Development, Titan

Nordreich -

-Triumvirate-

Oberherr Xenu

John C Calhoun

Medraut

-Ministers-

Foreign Affairs - Samuel Houston

Interior - PuliSher

Reichsbanker - Vinzent Zeppelin

Reichsgeneral - Chiftelos

Reichsgeneral (retired) - SF Austin

Recruitment - pd73bassman

Special Counsel - Brian Reimer

-Althing-

Sigurd Odinnson

Weiss von Toten

James IV

TL;DR - The Dark Templar & Nordreich have an MDoAP

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*Also known as the Deth Troll Pact. Due to legal reasons involving the country of Finland, the use of the title “Deth Troll,” the usage of ancient Finnish necromantic text, and the title itself have been suppressed for media distribution purposes.

Edited by Samuel Houston
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Pleasure to see this.

I am honored to be tied to you guys and look forward to furthering our friendship and economic ties (*wink wink)

I see what you did there. Open parenthesis asterisk wink wink close parenthesis indeed.

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