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The Corrupt Teacher

Another announcement from another small alliance that you want nothing to do with.

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Since Aurora Borealis' beginning Corrupt has bummed around #aborealis and begged for change. One day while re-arranging his cardboard box in his usual corner Dan123123 came over and gave Corrupt $1. Corrupt was stunned by Dan123123's generosity and after that decided that these guys must be pretty cool. This notion was only helped along by the fact that Evilest kept Corrupt in a state of drunkenness with free vodka shots anytime, only furthering his love of Aurora Borealis. One particularly drunken night Dan123123 came up to Corrupt and was like, "since you've been living in our yard for so long how about a treaty?" Corrupt who couldn't think of anything better to do that night was like, "heck yes let's do this!" and the Free Vodka Accords were signed.

Article One: Sovereignty

Aurora Borealis and the Legions of Eldar recognize each other as a sovereign entity.

Article Two: On Mutual Aggression

Mutual aggression is optional.

Article Three: On Mutual Defense

Aurora Borealis and the Legions of Eldar will consider an attack on the other as an attack on both signatories of this pact. Mutual defense is mandatory.

Article Four: On Intelligence and Communication

Aurora Borealis and Legions of Eldar will inform the other of future treaties, planned military actions, and any other information pertinent to the security of the signatories of this pact.

Article Five: On Financial Aid

Should either signatory require financial aid, the other is strongly encouraged to offer economic assistance.

Article Six: Cancellation

If Aurora Borealis or Legions of the Eldar wish to cancel this treaty the other must inform the other of their intention to do so and this treaty is intact for another 24 hours after the cancellation with a NAP period of 1 week after that.

/s/

Legions of the Eldar

King of the Eldar- The Corrupt Teacher

Prince of the Eldar- ddog

Lord of Internal Affairs- Valhallan

Court Jester- Silva

Aurora Borealis

Dan123123, Blade of Tyshalle

Nitroburn, Kosall

The Evilest Eye, The River Goddess

edited: Everyone's a critic <_< also I blame sarkin ;) I now also blame Dan123123

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Two of my favorite alliances! I love it when my allies become allies!

o/ Aurora Borealis :wub:

o/Eldar :wub:

Special :wub: to Dan, Corrupt and ddog :)

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I like how this is written. Did Mila participate in writing it?

Have you been talking to Sarkin? Talk about déja vu.

Anyways, you might want to re-read the treaty. :P

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What a wordy treaty. Couldn't you have cut down on some of the parts? I mean Christ...

Also, congrats.

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What a wordy treaty. Couldn't you have cut down on some of the parts? I mean Christ...

Also, congrats.

lol I hate you did I mention that ever? I swear I'm never writing treaties again. :ph34r:

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lol I hate you did I mention that ever? I swear I'm never writing treaties again. :ph34r:

lies lies and lies.... did i say lies

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Small alliances are insignificant. I suggest you both merge and join Internet Superheroes, they are :awesome:

/sarcasm aside, congratulations AB and Eldar may you both prosper from this treaty :)

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lol I hate you did I mention that ever? I swear I'm never writing treaties again. :ph34r:

Also, no cancellation clause? I hope you like each other.

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Also, no cancellation clause? I hope you like each other.

oh we do also this one is Dan123123's the earlier one posted that you didn't see the very wordy one had a cancellation clause but hey who needs em ;)

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Oh good god who would ever, ever, EVER want to sign a treaty when that Corrupt guy is involved amirite?

(Congrats :awesome:)

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