Sorum Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 (edited) Citing the bonds formed by membership of founders of The Family, this Mutual Defense (and Optional Aggression) Pact is hereby entered into by both parties, of their own free will and in their determination to maintain amicable and close relations befitting this agreement Article One: A Truce Both alliances commit to non-aggression. This include refraining from militant attacks on the other, as well as agreeing not to commit esionage against the other. Both parties also agree to remain respectful towards the other at all times. Article Two: Street Smarts If one party recieves information releveant to the security of the other, they are obliged to pass this information on. Failing to do so is grounds for the immediate dissolution of this treaty. Article Three: Got Your Back Both parties agree to defend each other in the case of a defensive war. Any defensive wars caused by agressive actions will be construed as aggressive wars, in which militant aid is optional. Article Four: Severing Ties Should either party feel that this treaty is no longer in their best interests, then a 72 hour grace period shall be in effect, during which both parties are bound to Article One, after which this treaty will be dissolved. Article Five: Sign Your Life Away Here For The Mostly Harmless Alliance ScutterBug - Triumvir Crushtania - Triumvir Shamshir - Triumvir WCR - Former Triumvir King CJC - Minister of Babel Fish Draden - Minister of Towels Scytale - Minister of Bad Poetry Pudge1975 - Minister of Destructor Fleets For The Family BlackjackCF - Godfather Magicalbricks - Underboss Sorum - Consigliere Tsar Kalashnikov - The General Nevsky - The Gatekeeper Lord Ditka - The Interrogator Bomber66 - Technology Importer Yuri - The Banker Tanis - The Watchman Karthikking - Exports and Imports Controller Edited August 2, 2009 by Sorum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king cjc Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 o/ The Family Lets hope I'm not swimming with the fishes anytime soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iosif Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Sorum told me to show some love via IRC amsg so I guess that's what I'm doing now, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ditka Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 (edited) ^^this and im deff. gonna say glad to see this happening! o/MHA o/tF Edited August 2, 2009 by Lord Ditka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scutterbug Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 o/ the family may we have good times! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arrnea Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Sorum told me to show some love via IRC amsg so I guess that's what I'm doing now, lol. Me too, so I like how concise that treaty is. Short treaties ftw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alicia Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 How can you not sign with an alliance with Sorum in it? And I guess the rest of them are ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fernando12 Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Well done and good luck to all. And don't forget to leave the gun and take the canoli Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromp Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Good luck to the Family and MHA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Janova Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Good to see these people still friendly with MHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorkingClassRuler Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 o/ The Family I'm honored to call you both brothers and allies now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Systemfailure Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 but i thought MHA hates the Family and OMG COUP!!?!! awesome treaty is awesome involving awesome people being overally awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorkingClassRuler Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 In honor of this occasion, the people of Foamtopia have put together the following celebration concert to signify our love of this treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iosif Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Also, obligatory Vogon poetry Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee That mordiously hath bitled out Its earted jurtles Into a rancid festering [drowned out by moaning and screaming] Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts And living glupules frart and slipulate Like jowling meated liverslime Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon See if I don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Systemfailure Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Also, obligatory Vogon poetryOh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee That mordiously hath bitled out Its earted jurtles Into a rancid festering [drowned out by moaning and screaming] Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts And living glupules frart and slipulate Like jowling meated liverslime Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon See if I don't. Oh god my eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scytale Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 We thought that our signature would look better on this parchment than our brains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackjackCF Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 <3 MHA. You guys are the best! I'm honored to become treaty partners with you all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Excellent to see, MHAil to all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eden Taylor Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Glad to see the Family isn't moving too far away. Don't forget your towel in case it rains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karthikking Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 yay we got teh treaty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tron Paul Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 (edited) All this talk of family and celebration reminds me that Sorum needs a TAB-BTA reference in his signature. Oh, and good luck people. Sargun will serve well. Edited August 2, 2009 by Tron Paul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackjackCF Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Glad to see the Family isn't moving too far away. Don't forget your towel in case it rains. Would be nice not to get wet. Twould do nicely if we were under an umbrella no? OOC: Nobody sing that Umbrella song, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Ditka Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 having an umbrella would indeed be nice we could also turn them into tommy gun hiding places! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sileath Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 My two favorite alliances are allies o/ MHA o/ tF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigbigadorlou Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 o/ The FamilyLets hope I'm not swimming with the fishes anytime soon but dolphins > humans. Also, when did sorum jump ship? grrr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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