Mayzie Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 (edited) 1TF Fanzine Issue #4 Hello and welcome to 1TF's fourth instalment of our Fanzine, cybernations football (soccer) themed alliance's randomly issued alliance update. New Government A lot has happened over the past few months, in particular with changes in leadership, so we'll begin by announcing our new government. Board of Directors Chairman Mayzie Managing Director - Marketing Director Melek - AndrewS Commercial Director - Economics Director - Firms Director Vacant - Mahmah - Paulh83 Communications Director - Entertainment Director Dongore - Tricky Trees Chairman: Alliance Head Managing Director: Internal Affairs Marketing Director: External Affairs Commercial Director: Trades Economics Director: Tech & Finance Firms Director: Military Communications Director: Internal Communications Entertainment Director: Quiz & Games Entertainment Mayzie recently returned as Chairman of the alliance and he took little time to appoint Melek as the Managing Director as well as introducing two new positions, Communications Director and Entertainment Director. When fighting in the Karma-Hegemony war, points were raised about internal communications, particularly in heightened times of activity such as war and so DonGore was appointed the Communications Director, in charge of all internal alliance communications. To help with stadium entertainment, competitions and so on Tricky Trees was appointed Entertainment Director. Alliance Numbers Second order of business, stat whoring. Melek has been doing a fantastic job with recruitment and we're back up to 50 members and have achieved an alliance score of over 5. Diplomacy Medals I think it's fair to say that no alliance would be where they are was it not for their friends and allies and we're no exception. To thank these people, we've decided to issue them all their own official 1TF Soap On A Rope! Now when you come to our stadium for a game and use our communial showers, you don't need to worry about dropping the soap or what happens when you bend over to pick it up. Recipients of this much coveted award are as follows. Nelchael of Nueva Vida Maddox McLovin of Nueva Vida SpaceGhost of Nueva Vida Raasaa of Nueva Vida Phil Collins of The Grand Lodge of Freemasons Destructiox of Carpe Diem Ilselu1 of Greenland Republic Magicalbricks of Mostly Harmless Alliance Hassman of We Are Perth Army Juilus Cesar Dos of We Are Perth Army BacTalan of Global Democratic Alliance Poyplemonkeys of Nemesis DeCaelo of Kronos Jewelangel of Monos Archein Auctor of Fark King Goon II of Gremlins Apologies if anyone feels they deserved to be on this list and isn't, maybe it's just the players at 1TF like to see you bend over. Treaties We've got nothing new to announce on the FA front, but just for reference purposes, here's a list of our current treaties. AZTEC MADP - NV, GLOF & 1TF Seize The Cup, Carpe Diem MDoAP Greenland Republic MDoAP We Are Perth Army MDoAP Silence PIAT NUHyperForce Protectorate Edited July 23, 2009 by Mayzie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kindom of Goon Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Where the hell is my medal Mayz? I'm outraged! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayzie Posted July 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 I'll just keep editing the list as people speak up who I forgot. Also damn Gr<insert dodgy character here>mlins, ought to change their name so stupid people like myself can spell it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hassman Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Awesome shoutout and anouncement mayzie maybe i just like it because it has my name in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melek Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Congrats to us and everyone that received a 1TF Soap On A Rope!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanadrin Failing Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Welcome back home, Mayzie! I'll go sweep the cobwebs out of our consulate post-haste. ^^d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructiox Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Yay, I got a medal ever since 1TF became NTO's protectorate oh-so long ago, I knew you guys were going to be awesome. You still are, and I'm glad that the strong feeling I have towards this fine alliance has been reciprocated in such a glorious fashion. Soap on a rope <3 However, i shall not be using it, I need to keep up my pungent stench for the good of Carpe Diem, after all :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Congrats to our good friends in 1TF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bower3aj Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 I only didn't get a medal because Mayz loves watching me bend over. That's right Mayz. I'm on to you! )): Mayzie )): Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poyplemonkeys Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 (edited) It appears I've won a medal. Without asking for it too, unlike the former aid whore, turned attention whore that is King Goon II I shall now shower with pride. You've done well to keep the ship steady since your return Mayzie, with the new recruits I'm sure we're looking at pushing for a top half finish for 1TF this season. Edited July 23, 2009 by Poyplemonkeys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vespassianus Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Congrats guys, good to see Mayzie on the lead again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewelangel Posted July 23, 2009 Report Share Posted July 23, 2009 Thankyou Mayz for my soap 1TF is in great hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Blindness Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Cheers to our good friends in 1TF! May your balls always be........well......I'm just not sure how to finish that statement without ending up with my foot in my mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanadrin Failing Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Cheers to our good friends in 1TF! May your balls always be........well......I'm just not sure how to finish that statement without ending up with my foot in my mouth. Or perhaps with Mayzie's foot in your mouth? How about 'May your balls always find the goal'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hizzy Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 haven't you been ousted as Chairman yet, Mayz? what the hell is taking them so long? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Houston Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Congrats, guys. We will have to drop by and chat, have a few beers and scrum it up one of these days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karthikking Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 mayz you skipped me (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poyplemonkeys Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 haven't you been ousted as Chairman yet, Mayz? what the hell is taking them so long? I can't coup Bob and Mayzie at the same time Need some backup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hizzy Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 I can't coup Bob and Mayzie at the same time Need some backup! i'll get around to it if i can stop playing Monopoly... fffffffffff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayzie Posted July 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 i'll get around to it if i can stop playing Monopoly... fffffffffff I'll play you at Monopoly for the role of Chairman of 1TF. Then again, you'll probably leave me in charge and force me to pay rent on my own alliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De Caelo Missus Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Come on then Poyples, I'll help with the coup. Maybe instead of a flashbang we can use the soap on a rope to shine Mayzie's head up to blind them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Collins1 Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 I'll treasure this bar of soap, always. 1TF seem to be making some good signings these days, on Bosman free transfers to boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesca Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 You guys were amazing in the MCXA war. My opponents were driven back with cries of "Leave Francesca alone!" and "Don't touch Fran!!" I've never forgotten it. Not to mention that any friend of NV's is a friend of mine. o/ 1TF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzzptm Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 YAY FOR 1TF! I love how they gave some soap to SpaceGhost. Boy needs a good warshing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix III Posted July 24, 2009 Report Share Posted July 24, 2009 Glad to see that you guys are doing well. Good luck with your future endeavors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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