MercyFallout Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 (edited) Imperial Assault Alliance Declaration To the brave and loyal members of the Galactic Empire, to our allies and friends among the stars, to those who call Planet Bob their home, and to those who don't really care all that much for us: I, Grand Admiral MercyFallout, am pleased to declare the following: 1. Emperor Chimaera is an awesome ruler but a horrible military commander. 2. Lavo_2 actually can fight wars. 3. IAA has more red buttons than it knows what to do with...and we are collecting more. 4. Mathias fails at coup attempts. 5. There are too many "Darth's" in IAA. 6. Tie Defenders rock your socks. 7. Kuat Drive Yards is at maximum Star Destroyer Production. 8. Stagger_Lee likes cookies. 9. Burger needs a new mic. 10. The male to female ratio in IAA is no longer 50:1. Its somewhere around 33:1. 11. Chimaera is the master at the art of bothering people until they join his alliance. 12. IAA is officially over One Million Nation Strength and 200 Nuclear Warheads. YAY US! Also, party in #IAA. Drinks/other things on Chimney. On the more srs bsns side, I hereby declare eternal open season on Cat of Schrodinger of Grand Chandelier (Also known as Rebecca) for crimes against the IAA, conspiracy to bring down the Empire, continuous attacking the Empire, and the besmirching of the honor of a good friend of ours. Edited July 14, 2009 by MercyFallout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NationReaper Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 (edited) As i said..i want free hookers for life... O/ IAA (forgot this D=) Edited July 14, 2009 by Voldorish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Today is a good day for the Empire. Imperium Increbesco! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Wilson Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 (edited) o/ Nukes o/ The Empire ALso, hail my nukes . Edited July 14, 2009 by James Wilson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesca Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Wow, congrats. Love you Chimaera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Andrew Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 ALL HAIL THE LEGIONS OF THE EMPIRE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Frontier Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 This is barbaric! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Wilson Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 This is barbaric! Only when you show up.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheListener Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 (edited) Actually, The Imperial Assault alliance only officially has two Sith's among us. While unofficially I would say we have at least 20. Edit: I forgot my hails o/ IAA o/ 1 million o/ 200 nukes onward to 2 million NS and 500 nukes Edited July 14, 2009 by TheListener Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 This is barbaric! THIS...IS...EMPIRE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MercyFallout Posted July 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 (edited) This is barbaric! Barbarism would imply that I took the Death Star or my fleet of Star Destroyers and blew up a random planet in celebration. I haven't done that..... yet. Edited July 14, 2009 by MercyFallout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NationReaper Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 (edited) This is barbaric! i expect a hail in your next post plzkthnx i had to edit due to chim stealing my idea..however..hail is still expected..hail or gb2kitchen and make me a sammich Edited July 14, 2009 by Voldorish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicninja Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 I really can't say that I don't like this. Sooooo.... I will say that I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NationReaper Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 The irony to saying you love this..is the post right above yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sal Paradise Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 That graphic is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Wilson Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 magic, you got owned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicninja Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 The irony to saying you love this..is the post right above yours That is not ironic....only the truth...What you thought I meant 1 mil NS and a few nukes? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffy Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Congrats our friends in IAA. It's well deserved. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brotherington Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Oh the horror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NationReaper Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 see thats what our real announcement was..the stats were just a mere cover up for the true reason of this thread..im glad you were smart enough to notice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spock Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Phaser set to effing vaporize. Carry on with your day. (oh and I'm moving this to AA) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Phaser set to effing vaporize.Carry on with your day. (oh and I'm moving this to AA) Much obliged, my good Vulcan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesca Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Phaser set to effing vaporize.Carry on with your day. (oh and I'm moving this to AA) Cheers, that was vile. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Wilson Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 Phaser set to effing vaporize.Carry on with your day. (oh and I'm moving this to AA) Thank you very much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Frontier Posted July 14, 2009 Report Share Posted July 14, 2009 I'm awaiting Hyperion's entrance into this thread to concur with my sentiments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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