Sarmatian Empire Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 An Evil Immortal Turtle Treaty Article 1 - prologueIt is a time of civil war, and renegade paragraphs floating through space. There's cool space battles, and the bad guy is the good guy's dad, but you don't find that out 'til the next episode. And the hot chick is really the sister of the good guy, but they don't know it, and they kiss. Which is kind of messed up. I mean, what if they had done it instead of just kissed? Angelina Jolie kissed her brother once. Yeah, she did. You know it, I know it, and her dad knows it. That's why they hardly ever talk anymore. You can run away to Africa, but you can't run away from the truth. Oh, by the way, here's a tip for you: when this is over, go out and rent the movie "Gia." She's way naked in it and makes out with another chick and everything. It's awesome. I stumbled across it late night on HBO after I had just got back from hockey, and I almost fainted, But I digest... Princess Leia was coming back from buying space groceries when this happened... Article 2 - Non aggression camera zooms down onto a passing space ship Evil Bad dood 1: quickly! this way Evil Bad dood 2: Yes sir! Princess Debater: Arrr2Bee2, i need you to take this message and seek out Obi-wan kimortal, tell him that we need to ensure safe passage to one each others planets. R2B2: beep-be-ba beep! boop. C3darunz: of course princess we will do our best!. oh dear me, there isn't nearly enough time to find him! Evil Bad dood 1: Ah ha! I've found you your little tramp! Princess Debater: Find Obi-wan kimortal, tell him "You're my only hope!" fast forward button is pressed, new people on a crappy looking planet are running around, some guy ion a hood comes and waves his hand they are talking... talking... flying... -CRAP! too far Article 3 - Mutual defense (non-chaining) Obi-wan kimortal: close your eyes, trust in the force to guide you Luke Facepalmer: ow! i can't do it Steve! Obi-wan kimortal: try again, this time concentrate Luke Facepalmer: ok... electric noise is heard as it deflects a laser projectile Hanz: hey! he's getting better Blewie Turtle: Gurrrrrrrrraaaaahh! (actually emits a high-pitched noise that sounds nothing like the inscribet text) Hanz: What's that Blewie? Oh geex, we got visitors, hold on tight! Luke Facepalmer: Who is atacking us Hanz: Doesn't matter right now, fact is they want one us dead and so we're in it together! disk menu >> select chapter >> chapter 26 Article 4- Encouraged aid Hanz: Well, excuse me princess! Princess Debater glares Luke Facepalmer stares out with a vacant expression Princess Debater: Fine, forget i ever asked. Hanz: I do things my way Princess Debater: well at least take us to the rebel capital Luke Facepalmer: the capital? wow... Hanz and Princess Debater:...idiot Princess Debater: when we get there I'm sure you can have some aid Hanz: fine, lets just go. Article 5 - End of movie Blewie: Gurrrruah! rough translation: If either alliance wishes to cancel this treaty they must inform the other. From that point on this treaty will remain active for 72 hours. Article 6 - Credits The Immortals: Sarmatian Empire, Emperor Wappas, Chief Officer Blue Turtle Alliance: Signed Princess-Debater Oracle Signed, Lord Golgothor CONSUL Pete Windsor March McCavoy IV of The Great Province of Ohio Approves of this message As per Immortal tradition...I give you cake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete McCavoy Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 (edited) Pete Windsor March McCavoy IV of The Great Province of Ohio Approves of this message (PM:1 Joracy:2) edit: ill count valhalla Edited July 10, 2009 by Pete McCavoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Fear the evil turtle cake! Glad we could do this one guys. Its always great working with you. o/ Immortals o/ BTA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infidel Israeli Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 (edited) haha first part made me laugh Edited July 10, 2009 by Infidel Israeli Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sileath Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Down with the BTA! I'll offer $20 for this treaty so I can stock my nation's lavatories with it. Perhaps as toilet paper it can be useful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bludshot Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 It really hurt my eyes, but good announcement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Thanks for hurt my eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarmatian Empire Posted July 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Blame Star Wars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 It really hurt my eyes, but good announcement Were not called evil for nothing Again Immortals you rule Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacques Cousteau Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 I love ya both. Great treaty, folks, and you know FoB has both of your backs. Just call out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Cato Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Congrats on the treaty BTA and the Immortals o/ BTA o/ TI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Destruction Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 haha first part made me laugh [ooc]It's from a Family Guy movie called Blue Harvest, and it's about the star wars movies.[/ooc] That made my eyes bleed. :argh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcturus Jefferson Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Blame Star Wars No, I think the execution here deserves the credit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ying Yang Mafia Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 What on earth? There are many colors available, this one was a bad choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 JOIN RUSSIAN ALLIENCE NOW FOR UNION OF RUSSIEN FEDERATION!!!!!!! In other news, I am not amused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King MyLife Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Congrats on your Treaty... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 This is just terrible. Not so much the alliances but the treaty itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choader Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Arrr, bleeding eyes, can't hail..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebony Wings Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 This is a treaty I can get behind - mostly because it blinds 70% of the people who try to read it. Congrats to all involved! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguino Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 we link alliances here to get blinded while we read the nice black and white version then of course steal their kittehs and such Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President Kuse Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Yup eyes are bleeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xenon Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 congratz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drostan Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 (edited) That cake is not blue Congratulations! Edited July 10, 2009 by Drostan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Scott Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Pretty much everything about this is horrible. I mean from the format to the content, ripping from Family Guy etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigbigadorlou Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 It really hurt my eyes, but good announcement it actually looks really cool if you highlight it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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