Rebel Virginia Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 (edited) Three days ago one of the Blue Turtle Alliance's Number, Balsamic Vinegar of the Salad Republic, more commonly known as YouMaka to the rest of the world, deserted our esteemed alliance for iFOK. This defection was done without the consultation or approval from the rest of the alliance. In addition to this, he access to our boards still remains, constituting an act of spying. This list of grievances was brought before iFOK, and we calmly explained that YouMaka was a spy and a traitor, and asked for him to immediately be turned over to the custody of the BTA. The punishment for treason is only a single ZI, as we informed iFOK, due to the merciful nature of the BTA. In fact, we would allow YouMaka to rejoin his new home once justice had been served. Reasonable demands from reasonable people, but we were met only with mockery. This insult to our alliance and our character will not go unanswered for. Our honor will be satisfied. It is with this said that I, Rebel Virginia, give iFOK twenty-four (24) hours to turn over YouMaka, or else face the full force of the Blue Turtle Alliance. The choice is yours. Choose carefully. -Rebel Virginia of the Blue Turtle Alliance Edited July 7, 2009 by Rebel Virginia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kulomascovia Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Does Master Debater approve of this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choader Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 (edited) Hail Rebel Virginia, rightful emperor of BTA. o/ Edited July 7, 2009 by Choader Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libera Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Three days ago one of the Blue Turtle Alliance's Number, Balsamic Vinegar of the Salad Republic, more commonly known as YouMaka to the rest of the world, deserted our esteemed alliance for iFOK. This defection was done without the consultation or approval from the rest of the alliance. In addition to this, he access to our boards still remains, constituting an act of spying.This list of grievances was brought before iFOK, and we calmly explained that YouMaka was a spy and a traitor, and asked for him to immediately be turned over to the custody of the BTA. The punishment for treason is only a single ZI, as we informed iFOK, due to the merciful nature of the BTA. In fact, we would allow YouMaka to rejoin his new home once justice had been served. Reasonable demands from reasonable people, but we were met only with mockery. This insult to our alliance and our character will not go unanswered for. Our honor will be satisfied. It is with this said that I, Rebel Virginia, give iFOK twenty-four (24) hours to turn over YouMaka, or else face the full force of the Blue Turtle Alliance. The choice is yours. Choose carefully. -Rebel Virginia of the Blue Turtle Alliance That's FOKing ridiculous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revan09 Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Oh god! He's screwed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernkastel Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 I'm just so popular and famous lately... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kriekfreak Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 [09:13:38] <&arexes[iFOK]> so if you are serious about this Rebel_Virginia[09:13:43] <&arexes[iFOK]> you can send me a pm [09:13:55] <&arexes[iFOK]> if not, I'll shall wait for the public announcement I guess this is a joke thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted July 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 (edited) Does Master Debater approve of this? I am a believer in a streamlined government and the delegation of power. When one leader is not available during a time of crisis, someone must be strong enough to rise to the occasion and do what must be done. While I have yet to consult with Master-Debater, I am certain that he would approve of this course of action. I guess this is a joke thread. No, I am quite serious. I shall not be harassed and abused in so called "private channels," where iFOK can assume they can get away with attempting to extort me. Never! I shall not fail to let no injustice go unanswered. All shall be brought before the judging eyes of the world, and they shall see that I am right. Hail Rebel Virgina, rightful emperor of BTA.o/ I thank you for your support, dear ally. Edited July 7, 2009 by Rebel Virginia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeeooh Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Rebel Virginia does not joke about these things. Rebel Virginia. Rebel. Virginia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infidel Israeli Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 You know I think private channels are the way to go. So since I will doubt iFOK will turn him over, I expect war in 24 hours. Don't disappoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Please let this lead to war. Please let this lead to war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Cato Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 If only MD knew about this xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted July 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 If only MD knew about this xD As I have already stated, and I am more than certain he would approve. Desperate times call for desperate actions. I have the authority to do what is needed. If Master-Debater did not trust me he would not have elevated me to the position I so proudly hold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 If this doesn't start a war I'll be disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 If only MD knew about this xD I don't understand why people seem to think that RV is doing something wrong here. This sounds exactly like how MD would handle it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushtania Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 (edited) Crush them, smash them, stick 'em in a stew... (Turtle Soup tastes rather good this time of year) Fat chance of this happening. Edited July 7, 2009 by Crushtania Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted July 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 If this doesn't start a war I'll be disappointed. I can assure you that I am no coward and am prepared to die for this most noble cause. I can only pray that my friends and allies, on the other hand, do not abandon me on the eve of battle. If that is the case, do not for one moment believe I shall yield, for I shall charge the gauntlet alone if I must, and iFOK shall know my wrath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullshirt Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushtania Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 I can assure you that I am no coward and am prepared to die for this most noble cause. I can only pray that my friends and allies, on the other hand, do not abandon me on the eve of battle. If that is the case, do not for one moment believe I shall yield, for I shall charge the gauntlet alone if I must, and iFOK shall know my wrath. Or you'll know FOK and allies' wrath. Either way, you'll get to know SOME kind of wrath very soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groucho Marx Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 (edited) I can assure you that I am no coward and am prepared to die for this most noble cause. I can only pray that my friends and allies, on the other hand, do not abandon me on the eve of battle. If that is the case, do not for one moment believe I shall yield, for I shall charge the gauntlet alone if I must, and iFOK shall know my wrath. I have no doubt of your willingness to go to battle, it's the Diplomacy I'm expecting to bog this down and making a war a fat chance. Edited July 7, 2009 by Emperor Marx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheogorat Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Amusing thread is amusing, Especially when knowing that he attacks nations to force them to join... he must love his membercount much... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted July 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Or you'll know FOK and allies' wrath. Either way, you'll get to know SOME kind of wrath very soon. Oh, another petty threat from a petty alliance. I know you all too well. Do not forget what you did to BTA when it formed, and do not forget your unjustified sanction of myself, for I still remember. So, quit your little posturing. Your words mean nothing to me, as it is a well known fact that your alliance is incapable of action of any kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortale Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 It gets less funny every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted July 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 It gets less funny every time. I am not your monkey good sir. I do not exist to entertain to your fancies. Amusing thread is amusing, Especially when knowing that he attacks nations to force them to join... he must love his membercount much... You are nobody to criticize the policies of the Blue Turtle Alliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernkastel Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 It's worth noting that I posted my resignation in the Numbers forum. Just so we're absolutely clear on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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