Maelstrom Vortex Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 (edited) A letter arrives covered in symbols of the masons, the new world order, the greys, the church of Scientology and a mimicry of the yellow sign. No postmark. Dear Mr. Cruz Have you noticed the Triumvirate Adviser of the Dragon Empire IS a lizard man? He has a scaley face and grey skin. We know the Greys put him here! It is obvious he is the best candidate to lead your state as he knows THE truth... perhaps if you are looking for an evil lizard person type to lead the government, he would be ideal? Yours in the Faith, Anon Edited July 7, 2009 by Maelstrom Vortex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vladboot Posted July 7, 2009 Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 From the desk of Glorious President Thomson Cruz, Dear anonymous friend, Thank you for this suggestion, but I am afraid that we will have to deny this request. Although this is the ideal candidate to lead our nation, we are sorry to point out that even the greys, lizardmen, chupacabras, and bigfeet combined can't just come and tear the fragile and complicated world of politics apart like this, it will be too conspicuous and the general public will certainly notice their existance. Your candidate will have to wait until the next election to infiltrate our government. Best of luck! Klatu Barada Nichto, President Thomson Cruz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted July 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2009 Dear Mr. Cruz We shall work diligently among the populace here! Hail our off-world masters in delivering us this savior! -Anon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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